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want everyone to thank Arthur Blessitt for popping Religious Freak’s cherry this week. Originally, I had planned on featuring another freak for this special occasion, but when I ran across Blessitt I knew he was the one. This man has spent the last 35 years pimping Jesus in 303 nations (I didn’t know we had 303 either) and walking over 35K miles! While this is indeed an impressive feat by any standards, this wasn’t enough for this Jesus superstar. What elevates Blessitt to the super freak evangelist category is that he did it while carrying a 12 foot wooden cross. Yep, and Christians think Jesus carried it far. But Jesus gets mad props though for doing it while being whipped I guess. Who knows, maybe Blessitt will have a couple crazies dressed as Roman soldiers with whips on his next walk. That would make it more authentic in my opinion, but I digress.
But it doesn’t stop here folks. You can thank Blessitt for helping George W Bush find Jesus as his savior in 1984 as noted in Blessit’s website and this
article on MSNBC. Then one thing led to another and we get this colossal waste of money/lives and more lives. Once again I digress. In case you’re wondering about the pic, yes that is Bush and no it’s not Alfred E. Newman. Ok, I’ll stop ripping on Bush after all I did vote for him once….YIKES! Anywho, I digress again.
But wait, there’s yet another stop on this crazy Jesus parade and that my friends is space! Yep, you heard me correct. 
Having already spread the word of the lord to every nation, Blessitt is aiming his Jesus cannon toward the heavens. In the Fall of 2005, he will launch a cross into space so other planets and aliens can see just how stupid we are. The cross will be a scant two inches and made of wood from his 12 foot cross.
Arthur Blessitt, we here at Religious Freaks salute you my crazy friend!!
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August 13th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Poor you…Obviously you do not know anything about Arthur Blessitt…
He is the real deal.
And yes, he did pray with George W. Bush who, typically, tied his faith to Billy Graham, a more recognizable name…and a republican.
Arthur “started his ministry” as a little boy…dragging his drunk father home from the local honkey tonk in Louisiana.
When he was a young adult, he was diagnosed with a brain anurism. He went home…prayed…opened his Bible to hear what God had to say to him…which happened to be the scripture about “Take up your cross and follow Me”…and the rest is history…
well, almost…
In the 1980’s Oral Roberts Medical Center in Tulsa gave free exams and various services to ministers. Arthur did not want to go, but he did so at the strong urging of his friends…
Everyone was expecting a great healing miracle!!!Surely his anurism was gone since he was still alive…and had faced down firing squads and all kinds of radical events in his “real deal” life…
But No!…
He had not one…but two when the results were in.
He quietly and modestly…in one of the few times he was ever photographed without his big smile…
said he was going to just keep on doing what he had been doing…
which he continues to do.
Arthur was called a “freak” as you called him…
when it was “cool” to be called a freak…in the 1960’s.
Some things don’t change with the times…
having good character whether you are a believer or not…
being modest…being friendly…having compassion for others.
Arthur Blessitt’s life reflects those timeless traits…
He is guilty of being a genuinely nice guy.
The great irony of his life is that he, truly being “the real deal”
in the whole of Christianity is in such a SMALL minority.
When the media says “Christianity” all sorts of negative images come to mind…
Karl Rove exploiting often well educated, but stupid, right-wing “believers”…to get the vote…and
the republican party fanning the flames with right-to-life and capital punishment issues, always an oxymoron for me: how can people be pro-life for babies and so quick to kill their fellow “grown-ups”?…
and
more recently fanning the flames subversively with blatant racism,eg keeping the issue of President Obama’s birth certificate alive because his birthplace does not fit the profile of the antichrist! Seriously!
With all that craziness…it is no wonder people like you get offended
and have your intelligence insulted!
I am a believer, and I get offended, too…almost daily, in fact, if I listen to the news!…but I never completely lose hope because of the few “real deals” like Arthur Blessitt.
The world would be a better place if his faith, his life was what people associated with the word, Christianity.
August 1st, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Enough rambling paul. Heard about all your delusions before.
Read here for the real truth about christianity. Really read it, for a change:
http://evilbible.com
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid jesus superstitions and your evil sky fairy stories. Really.
August 1st, 2010 at 12:15 pm
RE; Comment 215 So I am a fool. That is silly or stupid;lacking in normal intelligence, or a victim of a trick. And what is normal? To conform with accepted standard of norm. What the hell is norm? I googled EvilBible.com, as you kindly suggested. After this comment I will google the ..Scotsman Fallacy.. Didn’t need to read much in EvilBible.com. The info. therein are the same questions I ask myself. What kind of god would say love your fellow man, don’t kill, etc. then say it is okay to do evil?????Remember one thing the bible was writen by MEN. Many of them the same as these modern day pastors spouting that we need to sow to reap, and then boy do they reap. Look at their mansions, silk clothes, fancy cars, etc. THe books in the bible were selected by men. Many other writings that could have been included were not. Who decided which to include and which not to? MEN.And you can bet they had motives beyond converting lost souls. A lot of the bible is history, and you’ll notice that all the wars, etc. say God said to do it. LIES. Just man’s way of justifying his nasty actions. I cannot believe that Jesus represents the same god that said go ahead and kill all who are against you my chosen ones. For example the history of Esther. I cannot believe God allowed the king Xerxes to annihilate the enemies of Esther’s people, and then party for days. Doesn’t sound anything like the God of Jesus. Afterall didn’t He say WE are all HIS children, and it His job to judge, not ours? THis is man hiding behind God again. Many warring nations have, and still do this. THis is why I quit the catholic church that I was born into. Hell there was a time when you could donate to the pope to insure your entrance to heaven. Some of the popes even committed adultry and murder, not to mention stealing from the flock, and annihilating their enemies. It is all CRAP. Now if you read in the bible regarding Jesus, I don’t believe you will find him ever saying go ahead and kill your enemies. I could be wrong, as I am not a bible scholar, but I think not. And remember Christianity is of MAN also. And you know what happens when man interprets. What I beleive is if we follow the dictates of Jesus, as He said only good can come of it. Nothing is wrong with loving your fellow man. Try it sometime. Sorry for rambling, but remember I am a bit supid. Paul
July 31st, 2010 at 8:20 pm
214 is the No True Scotsman Fallacy by the truckload. Google it.
Read here for the real truth about christianity:
http://evilbible.com
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid jesus superstitions. Really.
July 31st, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Being Christian, if one follows it,as was intended is beautiful. Love your fellow man, give to the down trodden, don’t lie, don’t steal, don’t have sex with your neighbors wife, etc. What the heck is wrong with that??? NADA. The problem is the pastors, preists, etc. that use Christianity as a mask to hide behind. TO STEAL donations to build mansions, own jets, buy suits of clothes that could pay my rent each month is not CHRIST’S ways. I think Jesus is crying of the human condition. From crooked religious leaders to the lying politicians to corrupt, selfish egotistical prosecuting attorneys and police we are in trouble. So please do not call STUPID those of us that trully love Jesus, and try to live the way He said to. And so what, if we are stupid? Can’t all be SMART. Paul
July 5th, 2010 at 10:23 am
George,Whittier CA is a shill and he’s astroturfing. The CA after his name stands for christian asshole. He and Arthur deserve to be whipped. Don’t purchase Arthur’s ridiculous DVD. Only stupid people would buy it, but then again those same stupid people are perfect targets for the fraud that “Blessitt” and similar fraudsters are trying to pull off. Religions like christianity are great ways to bilk very stupid people out of their money.
July 3rd, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Just Purchase your DVD!!The Cross what a Awesome Testimony, I’m going share it with the Church members, that didn’t get to see it at the show, when it was showing. Praise God for all the seed that got planned. Keep continuing to live for our Lord Jesus Christ!!. Soon to have the pleasure to meet you one of theses days in Heaven. God bless!!
June 14th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Keith, learn to think rationally before you get even older, so that you don’t go to your grave with your harmful god delusions. You have no proof that you were healed by anything other than luck and or medicine. So how about all those millions of generally good people that have died of cancer? Did your god hate them, but make you special or something? Fuck, do some thinking, you fucking deluded idiot.
Your god/jesus is superstition that gullible people follow, nothing more. Go here to read about just how nasty your evil religion is:
http://evilbible.com
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid jesus stories. Really.
June 14th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Jo, those that walk by faith step blindly and deeply into the stupid religious SHIT that the bible and koran present. And they do so barefoot, because they lack the brains to wear the protective boots of reason.
It’s not that no explanation is necessary, but rather, that your explanation, your sky fairy tall tale, is plainly and obviously wrong (as well as just plain nasty), and has been proven to be such.
Open your eyes, fool, and show enough guts to face the evidence. Your religion is pure bullshit, and you just lack the courage or the intelligence to face up to that. Get a grip on reality, and face the world without your sky fairy-in-the-sky fable.
You poor thing, deep in shit and unable to get out of it.
June 14th, 2010 at 6:03 am
Hey Smarter Than Keith (although that description of you makes me smile —- thanks for that).
We walk by faith, not by sight. For those who believe, no explanation is necessary - for those who do not believe, no explanation is possible. What a sad life you must lead believing in nothing at all. You poor thing.
May 29th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Keith, learn to think rationally before you get even older, so that you don’t go to your grave with your harmful god delusions. You have no proof that you were healed by anything other than luck and or medicine. So how about all those millions of generally good people that have died of cancer? Did your god hate them, but make you special or something? Fuck, do some thinking, you fucking deluded idiot.
Your god/jesus is superstition that gullible people follow, nothing more. Go here to read about just how nasty your evil religion is:
http://evilbible.com
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid jesus stories.
May 29th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
God is as good as the first day I believed which has been almost 55 years! When you get healed from cancer from the power of JESUS thru the cross which he sacrificed His blood for you and I you have great love for Him.I pray that we all will get to know Him if you don’t already.Thank you for your time to read this and hope you will take a moment to think about Jesus the Son of the living God.
May 29th, 2010 at 8:05 am
Greg White
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:00 pm
post 203 is Pascal’s Wager. For the umpteenth sickening time.
http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager
And the gospel is full of evil and shit. Go eat your fucking gospel.
March 2nd, 2010 at 1:39 am
Hey Korgan i am starting to believe in your evolution, i think my ipod connector grew legs and walked away:(
February 28th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
The gospel is to to them that perish, foolishness. How can you be certain that you are on your way to hell? If you think Gods plan for saving man is foolish…
December 24th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Yeah, Tom, go for it. Share with us what your “god” has done for you, in detail, with proof that it was done by a god. You would be the first person to ever do that.
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:10 am
nothing to apologize for bro Tom. Please share with us what God has done in your life.