It appears the search is over for Jesus. Having risen from the dead some 2000 years ago (+/- a few), Jesus just disappeared mysteriously.  That is until now. He was found in Romania a year ago with his buddies Peter and Paul living with 66 year old Valeriu Junie and his wife Geta. Apparently they didn’t recognize the three men and only recently contacted a local priest in hopes of reuniting Jesus with his mother Mary who was last seen in the Fullerton Ave underpass in Chicago. His father God is nowhere to be found. If you have any information on his whereabouts please contact your local priest. More updates to come as this touching story unfolds.

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