Not sure if Christianity is right for you? Well wonder no more my confused and lost souls. Strap on your feedbag and watch this exciting educational video on Christianity.
Here we see the debut of the now infamous Marguerite Perrin on Trading Spouses. This explosive performance was in response to the dark-sided family that she stayed with. Apparently they tampered in evil! LOL. Welcome to your new home you crazy ass Jesus freak.
I’m a God Warrior!!!!! LOL
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May 31st, 2006 at 2:55 pm
It is obviously she is full of the Lord. Probably not until she ate half a dozen other disciples, though.
May 31st, 2006 at 3:14 pm
This is something that I have noticed as well. I first noticed it in seeing a clip of the evangelist Jerry Falwell denouncing some so-called sin (homosexuality, I think). Upon noticing his girth, I thought “doesn’t he know gluttony is a sin, according to his religion?” Then I remembered that Christian fundamentalist pick and choose which of God’s precepts they are going to obey and which they are going to enforce on others.
May 31st, 2006 at 5:25 pm
You might appreciate the fact that the “pick and choose” approach to faith is sometimes referred to as “cafeteria religion”, so we’re right on track with this whole eating thing.
March 4th, 2007 at 7:30 am
Wife Swap is nowhere NEAR that entertaining in Englishland. My favourite: “upon further review, Margaret has decided to take the money” Presumably, like there are no atheists in a fox-hole, there are no satanists in a bank vault…
March 7th, 2007 at 8:26 am
God warrior…. more like a burger warrior lol
March 8th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
‘Wobble wobble I AM THE GOD WARRIOR wobble’
March 8th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Wow, she is full of something alright. Though, I am not really sure what that is. If this kind of person feels they need to be jesus like to attain the kingdom of heaven (I think it is just south of Asbury Park N.J.)she missed the mark big time. I didn’t know jesus was a closed minded, gluttonous psychopath who flip flops on what evil is. Maybe I am wrong, and if I am, I just may start believing again, because I can handle being a glutton and forcing people to do what I want by branding everything I don’t like or understand as evil. It’s good to be da’ king.
March 8th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
I wonder if the god warrior read the bit in the about gluttony being a sin.
Surely, if she was a ‘true’ christian following the example of christ, she would have wanted to spend more time with the offending family, in order to help them away from the ‘dork side’ as she calls it, not ranting and raving about how they werent christians and demanding non-christian film crew leave her house.
Her husband must be satan too… Leviticus forbids shaving.. (paraphrasing-ish).. thou shalt not cut nor round beard. Daughters not bad tho.. I like em chunky!!
Besides, we all know Jesus was a Jew…. Followed his father into business - carpenter, lived at home in his 30’s and his mother thought he was the son of god. lol.
Forget where I heard above joke, but i liked it so repeated it here. btw, I know it was a jewish comedian, just can’t remember who.
Agree with Gilbert - I like the “upon further review, Margaret has decided to take the money” quote, I wonder if she got her priest to bless the money to remove the taint of the devil? lol
March 8th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
oops!! I meant bit in the bible (first line), damn these dyslexic fingers. lol
March 8th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
An after note…she did end up taken the money for all you wondering.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:14 am
Once again I am amazed and horrified by religion. Is everyone religious that crazy?
March 9th, 2007 at 4:41 am
This is America. God bless America, home of the brave, home of the free, home of the narrow minded. Amen.
March 9th, 2007 at 8:11 am
She was probably freaking out because of the part about the Holy Ghost. (If ever, for even a moment, you doubt the existence of the Holy Ghost, you’re damned to hell, no ifs ands or buts.)
After being exposed to anything that contradicts her religious world view, she goes ballistic to ‘convince’ God that she never entertained any doubt.
Very fun.
March 9th, 2007 at 9:06 am
And to think that if she had just raised her PRAYER WARRIOR SKILLS a little higher, she could have easily transformed herself from a mountainous, monsterly mistake into lovely little lady for the lord! PLEASE PEOPLE REMEMBER TO PRAY HARDER! ‘Cause we clearly aren’t. ;)
March 9th, 2007 at 11:39 am
If someone says they will put you on their prayerlist should you treat that as a threat?
March 9th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
The full $50k should have been put in a trust fund to pay for the years of psychiatric sessions that the youngest girl will need to recover from having such a wackadoodle for a mother. Did anyone else notice that at one point the little girl, who couldn’t have been more than 6, was practically hyperventilating from anxiety. I guess that is what they mean by “god-fearing christian.”
March 9th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
SCARY!!!!!!!
March 9th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
At 4:46 does she actually say the zoology is a dark practise? Actually I have some respect for her because she at least pronounces it correctly (zo-ology no zoo-ology) however this is still clutching at straws in anyones book.
Also, the best bit is
“I always have to be the warrior why can’t you be the warrior?”
“F*ck the warrior” or “F*cking warrior” I’m not exactly sure. Even her family like the satanists more then her.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
I feel sorry for the children in that household. Look at their faces. This is a traumatic experience for them to witness this.
March 9th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
LOL you know that as soon as the crew walked out that house…the husband smacked the shit outta her and said “What the hell are you thinking!?! get your Weeble-looking ass out there and get out 50k!”
March 10th, 2007 at 9:31 am
As an objective atheist and agnostic, I can say with confidence that most Christians are not insane. This person evidently is. She is certainly what I would call an explicit theist. Just as with atheists, there is a broad and explicit form of belief, the the explicit ones from both sides are (usually) the most outspoken and controversial. They are the minority but via the spotlight tend to lend most to the stereotype of their groups.
I agree with Paul on the trauma to the children. I hope they can rise above the dysfunction in their household, that is their mom’s insanity and their dad’s evident lack of a backbone to shield his children from trauma. When someone has a psychotic break like this, it’s not right to just sit there and let the children be exposed.
See my blog for articles from a broad agnostic atheist’s perspective.
http://dravenwriter.blogspot.com/
March 13th, 2007 at 12:30 am
whatever, at the end she kept the money…
March 13th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Galatians 5:22-23 (Amplified Bible)
22But the fruit of the [Holy] Spirit [the work which His presence within accomplishes] is love, joy (gladness), peace, patience (an even temper, forbearance), kindness, goodness (benevolence), faithfulness,
23Gentleness (meekness, humility), self-control (self-restraint, continence).
The bible says you will know them by their fruit. The church is not the building, or the people that go into the building. The Church is Gods people.
Matthew 7:20-24 (Amplified Bible)
20Therefore, you will [a]fully know them by their fruits.
21Not everyone who says to Me, Lord, Lord, will enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father Who is in heaven.
22Many will say to Me on that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name and driven out demons in Your name and done many mighty works in Your name?
23And then I will say to them openly (publicly), I never knew you; depart from Me, you who act wickedly [disregarding My commands].(A)
24So everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts upon them [obeying them] will be like a [b]sensible (prudent, practical, wise) man who built his house upon the rock.
March 13th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
1 Corinthians 13:4-7 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
1 Corinthians 13:1 If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.
March 13th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
has anyone noticed that she looks like the devil when she first comes into the house and starts screaming???
March 13th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
BY THE GODS….someone put that woman in an XXXL straightjacket.
Why the hell is she talking like they eat children or something? at least she’s “educated in stuff”
Why the hell aren’t those kids and her husband running like their asses are on fire?
One good thing is that the kids are out of the house, they seems actually be intelligent people dispite of their mother. Also, she doesn’t need a gastric bypass, she needs a lobotomy
Gasmonso, what show is this from? I REALLY need to go watch it.
March 14th, 2007 at 2:17 am
Lol what a fruitcake
March 16th, 2007 at 8:35 am
WOOOOWWWWW
what a crazy woman. Religion is all that is keeping people insane in this world. When are more people going to realize this?
March 16th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
im 10 yrs old…i agree with he-HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
hard to say that with a straight face
no no no…this ladys karazy!!!
March 16th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
I’ve seen the whole fucking episode before. I live in Tennessee, and it seems half the adult population is that or worse, and the other half live like Satanists but say they’re Christians. It’s disgusting. Not many of them frown apon me for being a Satanist, though. Strange.
March 17th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Oh my Satan! It is another dork-sided! People, can’t you see what she is! She is the worst possible, a light sided! She is a CHRISTIAN for Satan’s sake. (Bless me for my blasphemy) At least she is a catholic, the discrimination and the stupidity she committed may sway here to the correct path. She has all the prayer stuff at her house! I don’t want any of her light-sided here. She does not curse or bewitch people! She does not commit adultery! She is not a sinner! And she is a heterosexual! She will tan in the light of heaven and bask in it’s celestial light for eternity! She won’ suffer the delightful pain of the Malebolge! She will be on my curse list from now on! May Satan, Lucifer, Nicholas Cage or Set find the path to her light soul and cleanse her of all the impurity of the Virgil. Let the pentagram replace the crucifix. Amen.
And for the love of all sins, someone give her a lipo.
March 18th, 2007 at 12:11 am
To above, thank you.
March 18th, 2007 at 4:38 am
Poor kids, the lady seems to be unstable and obviously needs more than just gastric surgery to make her better.
I know of christians that don’t even do yoga!
March 18th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
She is very sick person indeed & needs to be separated from those poor kids.
I hope the appropriate agency had stepped in & taken action.
My heart bleeds for the children.
March 18th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
For the love of the Gods…
1. A pentagram is not for satanists unless its upside down.
2. Wtf is wrong with the moon? Its f**cking pretty. But i have to say. That was the most hilarious thing i’ve ever seen…The Dork Side, lmao.
March 19th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Holy dark side!
I don’t know how the children can take this, for the love of jesus or whatever god you follow, you should be teaching them LOVE not WAR…
Glad they got out of there, I don’t think anybody can live with that person without banging their head on the wall a few times a day to refrain from killing her.
March 25th, 2007 at 5:30 am
If thats a good christian, god help their religion
March 27th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Shit!
That’s insane. if she had been an animal she’d be put to sleep..
March 28th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
OH MY GOD! Oh wait, I don’t have one.
HOLY SHIT! No that doesn’t work either.
JEEESUS…….. DAMN! Why do the god botherers have all the best profanity?
March 30th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
geoff…the phrase you should use is:
“BOB SAGET!”
March 31st, 2007 at 8:14 am
Holy shit! My first thought was for the concern of her children. My second thought was how she could possibly produce children, and what her husband sees through his eyes.
What a freak.
March 31st, 2007 at 5:10 pm
She needs medication.
March 31st, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Wow. I really feel sorry for her… she has obviously been influenced by some real wacked out preachers in her life time… fortunately I know most Christian’s are not that messed up even though they still have base their lives on something equivalent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
April 2nd, 2007 at 8:40 am
If she’s going to heaven I’ll take purgatory thanks…
To act like that in front of kids that age is absolutely despicable. I hope she dies a long and painful death.
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Another reason to be an atheist!
April 5th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
dcmusichound
I did, and could only wonder that this poor child will either become neurotic and burdoned by fear or most likely posture Christianity in the manner of her mother. This woman most likely became anxious within herself, for reasons ultimately known only to herself, although her weight/self esteem issue are likely culprits. She then, in a pique of anxiety, needed to leave her program assigned family to return to her natural family where she obviously reigns unchallenged and……in control. Her Christian sensibilities assailed being her outward motivation she then sets about in self display, venting her anxiety at the expense of all about her and, sadly, the child. No consideration at all is afforded to anyone. Her self display is fueled by the same neurotic impulse which drives her eating habits and religous posturing.
April 6th, 2007 at 12:13 am
I surely hope that one can easily discern that she is no where near what the Bible sets forth as Christian principles. I think everyone’s shock and dismay is testimony to that. I just don’t know why we exaggerate and throw the baby out with the bath water. Every religion has freaks out there that the author of that faith would dismiss. Are you all just being funny and entertaining or are you really that easily swayed. I mean come on, she is obviously highly disturbed!
April 6th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
What the bible, torah, quran sets forth seems always to be at odds with the people who claim to be representatives of said. From what I have seen of American Christian television I would claim that it is in fact Christians who are easily swayed and grotesquely…. entertaining. The Christian vote lays claim to having put into office the man who has the blood of 3000+ of your countryman and well into 200,000 Iraqis on his hands…..twice. He couldn’t have done it without the aid of the few “freaks” who voted for him. You can be a whoremongering, war baiting, lieing, thieving, drunkard in contemporary Christianity. As long as you say “sorry” it will still get you the Christian vote. Who I ask is easily swayed?
The “freaks” have burned at the stake, drowned witches, interfered in government and impeded scientific study long enough.
One day all religons will be a display in a museum corner dedicated to our species’ primitive and destructive superstitions. Only then will we be enobled, dignified, cerebral animals.
April 11th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I wish I knew where this pig lived. What hell that family has to put up with. Spray paint a pentagram on her front lawn and see if she moves. LOLOL
May 11th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
You already have “spiritual armor” on. It’s called blubber, you fat whore.
May 12th, 2007 at 3:28 am
im really hoping that thats the worst from the entire time-span of filming. but the yelling was just insane, the christians i get along with the best are the methodists, i went to the pastor at my families methodist church when i decided i was an atheist and he was amazingly understanding, he told me i could come and talk with him about anything at anytime. im guessing shes a baptist, you just dont fuck with baptists.
June 9th, 2007 at 9:44 am
that womans children are going to be soooo screwed up =/
June 9th, 2007 at 9:44 am
OMG!
June 9th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Wow, does she crush the satanic opposition by sitting on them or something? This woman is seriously disturbed. Her family must be so ashamed for that to have been on television.
June 9th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I notice too that none of the 50K she accepted was actually allocated to the church, either. She spent it all on herself, and none on any tithe.
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 am
this women is not very Godly. she is puting on a show for the cameras. When God was thrown infront of the Gay king, did he flip screaming, and freak out? no, he didnt. He stuck close to God. This women brings a bad name to christianity.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:14 am
Hello Elissa.
I agree, but this site is partially about highlighting the types of hypocrisies and extreme behaviors religion causes. For one of many less extreme examples, see this comment from a young Christian who has been mislead by her religion.
Also, I’m not familiar with ‘When God was thrown infront of the Gay king’. What story is that?
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:03 am
[…] comments are worth skimming, and I’m stealing another link from one of them. Welcome Home God Warrior. Ignore the anti-fat comments on that page, as they aren’t really relevant, entertaining, or […]
July 2nd, 2007 at 5:43 pm
The Bible. Several books bound together. Written thousands of years ago when man knew very little about life and death, the planet etc. In an atempt to explain the unknown invented ‘God’.
It seems retarded that, in this age of knowlege and understanding more and more about how life ect works, anyone would base their lives on something written by so many ignorant people. ‘Belief’ as a concept is flawed. One either knows something or does not. Belief has no real function at all.
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Juanon, you should read the Quran and you will know that it has facts just discovered last 40 years, you can apply what you say for any religion, not Islam.
July 2nd, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Hi Mohamed,
That is interesting. Which facts were these?
July 2nd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
“all other religions are fake, but mine is the true one…”
raise your hand if you’ve never heard a religious person say this.
*crickets*
July 2nd, 2007 at 9:24 pm
You can watch this link, and see your slef.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5123853843535568596&q=zakir+Naik+on+science&total=115&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:11 am
@mohammed
it’s a very long video, but i am watching it in pieces anyways. first of all, it is excruciatingly painful to watch. the broken english, the constant invocation of “allah”, frequent repeating of every sentence and what not.
and then we have the subject dodging… when some guy asked the (cliche) question of how to prove god scientifically, the guy started flip-flopping with the best of american tv evangelicals. kinda reminded me of the kent hovind guy…
for example, this makes much more sense to me regarding the moon reflection…
http://www.answering-islam.org/Quran/Science/moonlight_wc.html
July 3rd, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Boris, in your link, they say that God mentioned “kitab al-muneer”
which means the the book with light, the book borrow the light from God, and that’s why it’s Muneer, you got it.
August 7th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
i am very close to the perrin family. i do agree that the way that ms. margaret misbehaved on live television. but she meant well, she is a very nice person and the sweetest lady you will ever meet! Let me just tell you she is just hilarious, and she continues to loose weight she looks very good now! she is also containing herself from blowing like that.
November 7th, 2007 at 8:49 am
CHRISTIANS HAVE NO CREDIBILITY
Back in the days of the early church, the disciples, the followers of Jesus, had a great deal of credibility. God would perform miracles and utter prophetic words that would come to pass, using the disciples. Today’s Christian church leaders have no such giftings so they seek and attain financial wealth for that is the way they attempt to garner respect from the world in general. Christian leaders, pastors, televangelists,radio stations, and book writers are building their own little kingdoms, measuring their spirituality by the size of their perspective audiences. They fly (usually first class) around the world attending, “conferences” , dine at finer restaurants, and live in very comfortable, oft times very expensive homes, and in the case of one mega Christian church leader in Texas, a mansion with servants!
In spite of all this and more, the Christian leaders of today have zero credibility in the Kingdom of God, and with true seekers of eternal life and the gospel of truth. If you examine with me the life and attitude of the early disciples of Christ, you will find vast differences between them and the Christian pastors and evangelists today.
Today, becoming a “pastor” is a joke. The only requirement is that you go to an accredited, licensed school and get a piece of paper from man that states you are now a minister. Quite different from the true calling written about in the bible. Men of God prayed and sought divine guidance over the choosing of a pastor or any other office of the church. The Holy Spirit would confirm the appointment to those led by the same spirit. Also, a true biblical pastor has the responsibilities of teaching a small group of disciples the Truth of God’s word, thereby equipping them to spread that same good news to a lost world. Vastly different is today’s pastor and Christian leader, using their titles to lift themselves up in some fashion or another. Having that silly document signed by yet another false teacher in no way gives a person credibility in the Kingdom of God, and is only a facade in the world.
The old adage: you are only as good as your teacher stands strong here. Thus, you encounter multitudes of professed “Christians” who have no credibility in your sight. The reason, is that their leaders have none in the sight of our Maker. Once they stepped outside of God’s design for His church, they lost their God given anointing and confidence which comes from above. What a shame to see so many seekers turned away from the Truth as modern day pastors and evangelists strive to garner a following, not for God, but unto themselves. So often they are very gifted orators, often actually rehearsing their sermons as if in a play. Because of the talent displayed when speaking behind a pulpit, people often mistake that for an anointing from God. Then, when the same minister is caught in adultery, or stealing or whatever, the same people are devastated, many times leaving the organized gathering in disgust. That is because they followed man and not God. Today’s Christian leaders are not accountable to anyone but the regular tithers. They base their spirituality on the visual things and not the matters of the heart God speaks of. They write books, seek after lofty positions in church, go to school to attain higher “Christian” degrees and titles, start a television show, “Christian radio ministry” is one of the worst fallacies, Christian broadcasting does absolutely nothing to further the Kingdom of God, but they love your donations! Or they open a website on the internet with all the answers, so they say. It all amounts to nothing in the lives of those seeking real truth. Also, without fail somewhere along the way in every one of these so called “ministries” there will be a mention of giving money, however cleverly masked.
The only place you will find the answers is in the word of God. The only way you will find it is to study it yourselves. The only way you will understand it is to have the Holy Spirit to teach you. The only way to have Him is if the one true Christ sent from the Father sends Him to live in you. The only way to experience that is to ask Him. The way to do that is totally up to you, and between you and God. You have no need of a pastor or church group to show you the way. Do not let anyone deceive you with their twisted teachings. Topical studies, those that clip various scriptures from around the bible and paste them together are not of God. They are designed by Christian leaders whose background is in psychology and sales & marketing. If you want to know God by no means should you ask a modern day Christian. Get a version of the bible that isn’t twisted by bible scholars interpretations, and pray and ask God yourself
(to be continued)
Excerpt from the book “Spiritual Reality” by B. E. Elias
November 7th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
RRock, i am curious what bible you are using now? please give me the ISBN # if it has one or any info that would be useful. thanks
Rock, Get a version of the bible that isn’t twisted by bible scholars interpretations, and pray and ask God yourself
November 7th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
The Holy Bible from the Ancient Eastern Text
ISBN # 0060649267
Available on Amazon.com for 26.00 or so. It has been translated once from the Aramaic of the Peshitta and is as accurate as need be, without the interference of idiot bible scholars. You will not find any Christian church using it which gives it even more credibility, as the churches are filled with false teachers and teachings, from their warped versions of the bible..
November 7th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
RRock, must be popular. no one has it from the 2 sites i check. Must be out of print.
Availability: Currently unavailable
November 8th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Michael,
Yes the hardcover edition is not currently available but the paperback is.
ISBN #0060649232
November 8th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Rrock, here’s a little advice, why not go get a website, or even a free blog, and post your excerpts there, and provide a link?
It would make scrolling past them a lot easier, and it wouldn’t be such shameless exploitation of someone else’s website.
November 30th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Feel sorry for the kids and the husband. But i feel it was more of personal insecurity than relegious fanatism. She felt very insecure knowing that this new woman was able to bond with her kids so well in such a short time. Thought she was going to loose them to her or something and got possessive. Jus a personal thought.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Just one thing… her reaction has little to do with “Christianity”, just her skewed version of it. Poor kids.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:41 am
It is pretty clear all of this was an act. It appears to me that somebody just wants to slam Christians. I may not believe what others believe “Muslims” however I would never make a video making fun of them. I like what Watoo M’brimba Says: January 18th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Just one thing… her reaction has little to do with “Christianity”, just her skewed version of it.
I don’t believe Christians hate anyone. They are caring and compassionate. If fact, I know of Christians who pray for homosexuals, drug addicts and anyone else who needs prayer even me.
This just shows me how cruel people are to make a video acting like crazy Christians. Does anyone have any common sense. If you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all. Have a great day!
February 26th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Bill, you sound like a nice guy, however praying for Homosexuals who “need prayer” presumes them to be wrong, or unenlightend.
This is both condascending and arrogant. If they don’t hate Homosexuals, why do they attempt to limit their rights, refuse them entrance to the military and bar them from certain jobs? Was it just myself who heard the whoremongering, pedophile Jimmy Swaggart state ” if one of them ever looked at me that way I would KILL him and tell God he died”? Was it just myself who heard the laughter in that room?
Let’s not kid ourselves about the American evangelical MOOLAHS. Let’s not kid ourselves about what kind of world this would be if any one of them “seized the moral authority”.
“True freedom will exist when the last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest” (Robespiere)
To hell with the lot of them!