Pack your bags and start heading to Frostburg Maryland folks. The ark lives again thanks to Pastor Richard Greene and a bunch of crazy volunteers. They are constructing the ark according to the original specs and they are huge. This love boat will be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high. Once completed, the Ark will house a Christian school, Bible college, 1,500 seat auditorium, conference facilities, a Noah’s Ark historical room, counseling center, and facilities for radio and television. All we’re missing is a casino and buffet, however I am told that plans are in the works. But why would Pastor Greene embark on such a difficult project? You guessed it, God told him and him only of course.

God told Pastor Greene and his congregation to build their church as a replica of Noah’s Ark(Hear our Real Media Clip) this as a sign to the world that God loves them but also as a warning  that Jesus is coming soon!

I found it hilarious that he "warns" of Jesus’ return. Should we be scared? I hope he’s still not sore about the whole crucifying thing. Only time will tell, but I’m not taking any chances. Just like Y2K, I’m gonna be prepared. Take notice my fellow religious freaks and repent. See you at the ark.

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