Pack your bags and start heading to Frostburg Maryland folks. The ark lives again thanks to Pastor Richard Greene and a bunch of crazy volunteers. They are constructing the ark according to the original specs and they are huge. This love boat will be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high. Once completed, the Ark will house a Christian school, Bible college, 1,500 seat auditorium, conference facilities, a Noah’s Ark historical room, counseling center, and facilities for radio and television. All we’re missing is a casino and buffet, however I am told that plans are in the works. But why would Pastor Greene embark on such a difficult project? You guessed it, God told him and him only of course.
God told Pastor Greene and his congregation to build their church as a replica of Noah’s Ark(Hear our Real Media Clip) this as a sign to the world that God loves them but also as a warning that Jesus is coming soon!
I found it hilarious that he "warns" of Jesus’ return. Should we be scared? I hope he’s still not sore about the whole crucifying thing. Only time will tell, but I’m not taking any chances. Just like Y2K, I’m gonna be prepared. Take notice my fellow religious freaks and repent. See you at the ark.
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November 16th, 2005 at 6:33 am
You need not worry about this ark or the next great flood or catastrophe from above. I have been driving by this ark for nearly 20 years, and for at least the past 17 years it has remained in the exact same stage of construction - it’s just a few iron beams that barely resemble the outline of an ark. Obviously, if a god thought it so important to give Mr. Greene a message to build an ark, he should have also given him the resources. At the current rate of construction, it will take approximately 300 years before there is a finished ark. However, perhaps Mr. Greene will live to be a ripe, old 950 years, just like Noah.
April 11th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
I… Think he needs some Divin intervention to fix this thing O.o
HE HATH FAILED! SMITE HIM OH MIGHTY SMITER!
April 26th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
The “ark” has been under construction since I was a child 30 years ago! How embarrassing for our wonderful little town!
May 8th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
All that energy and commitment for a project so completely pointless.
May 8th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
while i find the project stupid, you still have to respect the commitment that these people are putting into it. hopefully they’re building it themselves and not hiring contractors.
October 12th, 2007 at 1:06 am
What’s the bet he wont get it finished in time when the flood warning comes in? lol.