Ever try to read the Bible from cover to cover? It’s damn near impossible with all crazy wordings and such. And don’t get me started on all the plot twists. Of course there have been several movies made, but everyone knows the book is always better. So what do you do? Well just like every lazy college student did at one point or another, you get the Cliffs Notes and knock that thing out in a few hours.

I know it sounds too good to be true, but thanks to William Proctor we now have the Holman Christian Standard Light Speed Bible.  Now anyone with a seventh grade reading level can get through the bible in 24 hours with good comprehension. Add this puppy to your Christmas list and don’t be the only zealot on the block without one.

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