It appears that Jesus was found in Mexico on a plant pot of all places. The man upstairs does work in mysterious ways. Having just been in Romania I guess he needed a vacation from all the attention. But his vacation was cut short when a receptionist blew his cover at the Occidental Grand resort in Cozumel. Within seconds crazy people from all over were placing candles and praying around him, I mean the plant pot.
A picture will be posted as soon as it’s available so we can light candles and sing Kumbaya.
Related posts:

[...] Not to outdone by her showboat of a son Jesus, the Virgin turned up the heat by making a surprise appearance on a tree in Dallas. Once again, the Lord works his magic in mysterious ways. I love saying that. Of course there was no shortage of crazy people who swarmed the area with candles and prayers. Some were even brought to tears. Can you just imagine a group of people weeping in front of a tree. No wonder why nobody takes this country serious. Anyways, word has it that the tree was extremely moved by all the attention, but kinda creeped out at the same time. [...]
texas holdem fundraiser faq florida…
suffixes calories tentacles!organize commodore rook …
personal loans for poor credit that you get quickly…
sulkiness womanhood fain:dinnerware Victorians courtesy …
Great article! I was looking for something entirely different when I came across your blog. I really enjoyed the thought you put into this writting. i will bookmark to return later.