Upon hearing of his mother’s appearance in Dallas, Jesus fled Mexico and headed across the border on a pickup truck to see her. Instead of using the the ole plant pot disguise, Jesus went for the dirt on the side of the truck disguise. He made it as far as Laredo, when he was unfortunately spotted and held up by religous freaks. A couple hundred of the devoted setup yet another shrine with candles and pictures. The truck’s owner, Julio Radillo (yet another Mexican), promised not to drive the truck for awhile so people have a chance to witness this "Miracle on Dirt".

You decide for yourself, but it looks like Jimmy Hendrix to me… and if that’s the case, I’m on my way down to pay homage to the real God.

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