Upon hearing of his mother’s appearance in Dallas, Jesus fled Mexico and headed across the border on a pickup truck to see her. Instead of using the the ole plant pot disguise, Jesus went for the dirt on the side of the truck disguise. He made it as far as Laredo, when he was unfortunately spotted and held up by religous freaks. A couple hundred of the devoted setup yet another shrine with candles and pictures. The truck’s owner, Julio Radillo (yet another Mexican), promised not to drive the truck for awhile so people have a chance to witness this "Miracle on Dirt".
You decide for yourself, but it looks like Jimmy Hendrix to me… and if that’s the case, I’m on my way down to pay homage to the real God.
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November 29th, 2005 at 10:28 pm
[...] Over the last couple days at a church in Sacramento, Mary has slipped in to a state of depression and began to weep openly. While the exact reason is unknown, some speculate it has to do with her son being held up in Texas. They have been searching for one another over the last several hundred years to no avail. Others believe this is just a hard time of the year for her with Jesus’ birthday coming up and all the hoopla surrounding it. [...]
December 2nd, 2005 at 1:58 pm
Well I’m from Laredo and the culture is highly catholic, so you know they can see Jesus on a burnt tortilla; why not in a dirty mexico truck. If it makes everyone slow down and pay attention on the road I think it should tour.
December 2nd, 2005 at 2:18 pm
Wow, someone from Laredo actually found their way here!! Welcome to Religious Freaks Jaygirl :)