Not to outdone by her showboat of a son Jesus, the Virgin turned up the heat by making a surprise appearance on a tree in Dallas. Once again, the Lord works his magic in mysterious ways. I love saying that. Of course there was no shortage of crazy people who swarmed the area with candles and prayers. Some were even brought to tears. Can you just imagine a group of people weeping in front of a tree. No wonder why nobody takes this country serious. Anyways, word has it that the tree was extremely moved by all the attention, but kinda creeped out at the same time.