Not to outdone by her showboat of a son Jesus, the Virgin turned up the heat by making a surprise appearance on a tree in Dallas. Once again, the Lord works his magic in mysterious ways. I love saying that. Of course there was no shortage of crazy people who swarmed the area with candles and prayers. Some were even brought to tears. Can you just imagine a group of people weeping in front of a tree. No wonder why nobody takes this country serious. Anyways, word has it that the tree was extremely moved by all the attention, but kinda creeped out at the same time.
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November 22nd, 2005 at 11:36 pm
[...] Upon hearing of his mother’s appearance in Dallas, Jesus fled Mexico and headed across the border on a pickup truck to see her. Instead of using the the ole plant pot disguise, Jesus went for the dirt on the side of the truck disguise. He made it as far as Laredo, when he was unfortunately spotted and held up by religous freaks. A couple hundred of the devoted setup yet another shrine with candles and pictures. The truck’s owner, Julio Radillo (yet another Mexican), promised not to drive the truck for awhile so people have a chance to witness this "Miracle on Dirt". [...]