Archive for November, 2005

Sexy Tampa Teacher Gets Off Easy

Debra Lafave, a 25-year-old female teacher, pleaded gulity to having sex with a 14-yr-old student today. This little vixen "took care" of her student in the classroom once and in a car while the kids 15-yr-old cousin drove them around. I wish I had teachers like this in school. By now, some of you are [...]

Virgin Mary Found In Dallas

Not to outdone by her showboat of a son Jesus, the Virgin turned up the heat by making a surprise appearance on a tree in Dallas. Once again, the Lord works his magic in mysterious ways. I love saying that. Of course there was no shortage of crazy people who swarmed the area with candles [...]

Jesus Found In Mexico

It appears that Jesus was found in Mexico on a plant pot of all places. The man upstairs does work in mysterious ways. Having just been in Romania I guess he needed a vacation from all the attention. But his vacation was cut short when a receptionist blew his cover at the Occidental Grand resort [...]

Don’t Dis Islam Or Else!

If you thought teaching Intelligent Design in the science classroom was controversial, trying talking about Christianity in a Saudi classroom. A Saudi high-school chemistry teacher accused of discussing religion with his students has been sentenced to 750 lashes and 40 months in prison for blasphemy, officials said Thursday. Yikes! Mohammed Salamah al-Harbi (trying saying that [...]

Movies Downloads Fixed

All issues with viewing movies have been resolved. If there is ever a problem please just leave a comment in the offending article and it will be fixed ASAP. Sorry for the inconvenience and have a great weekend :) gasmonso

Lil’ Markie

It’s Friday, I can’t just let you go into the weekend without a little treat so here’s my gift to you. Please cherish it and keep it someplace safe. Happy Friday and stay tuned for more goodies :) If you haven’t heard of Lil’ Markie, then you’re in for a surprise. Words can’t even begin [...]

Jimmy Swaggart Threatens Homosexuals

See the fun loving side of Christianity in this moving and emotional Oscar performance from Jimmy. During a sermon in September of 2004, Swaggart expresses his love for homosexuals when he said: I’m trying to find the correct name for it … this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. … I’ve never [...]

Hijab Or Bust

I found this article on the BBC rather amusing. A young Muslim girl called Tamanna Rahman living in Britain explains how wearing the hijab (the towel thingie around the head) is a liberating experience. And after you read this you might want want to. Firstly, Tamanna cites the weather and how most heat loss occurs [...]

Stupid Ass Christians

Don’t get all pissy about the title of this article and send me death threats. I took it from an article that I found summarizes my problems with Christians. This masterpiece was written by Darryl James, an award-winning author that I have never heard of and you probably haven’t either. But after you read this [...]

Cliffs Notes For The Bible

Ever try to read the Bible from cover to cover? It’s damn near impossible with all crazy wordings and such. And don’t get me started on all the plot twists. Of course there have been several movies made, but everyone knows the book is always better. So what do you do? Well just like every [...]