The "virgin" Mary and her son make a surprise appearance in the form of a Funyun under the seat of a man’s car in Virginia. We’ve been following their quest for one another all over the world and watched in disgust after several narrow misses. With Christmas just around the corner, it looked to be a very merry Christmas for the God family. The two had planned on celebrating Jesus’ birthday in heaven with God. But in a cruel twist of fate, John Mize, the man who found them, has selfishly sold them on eBay for a measly $609. Information on the buyer or their motive(s) was not immediately known, but many people fear the worst is yet to come. We’ll keep you posted as this tragic story unfolds.
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December 30th, 2005 at 6:42 am
looks like a pair of perverts here - a homo wants to eat Jesus and a hetero wants to eat Mary
February 19th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
[…] in common is what appears to be an image or likeness of Jesus or the Virgin Mary. Whether it’s a Virgin Mary Funyun or a tree resembling Jesus on the crucifix; it is always an image or […]