According to Chris Bennet of High Times magazine, Jesus and his desciples almost certainly used marijuana to carry out some of their miraculous healings. While the magical powers of Mary Jane are of no surprise to teenagers across the world, I would like to know what the conservative right think about this. I imagine kids getting busted would use this as a defense…"But Jesus did it, why can’t I?"

But in all seriousness, there appears to be some evidence supporting this claim. Among the strongest are the Taco Bell wrappers and empty Dorito bags found in the tomb where Jesus was laid to rest. So remember, if it was good enouh for Jesus, then damnit, it’s good enough for you.

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