Here is the permanent home for Robert Tilton aka Pastor Gas. Tilton was a famous evangelist in the 80′s and 90′s that ran a scam show called Success-N-Life. He asked viewers to send in $1000 in an attemp to rid themselves of sin and poverty. Of course it was a complete scam that was finally exposed by ABC News in 1991 sending Tilton’s popularity into the garbage. But like any good Evangelist, Tilton staged a few comebacks and married several times. You can get the whole scoop here. Just click the pic and laugh your ass off… woohoo, a pun.
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Dude, you should take the branding off. Other than that, interesting site!
“The spirit’s tellin’ me to say sumthin’…..
POINT AT THE PROPHET……and let me hear you say
‘there is MONEY in the mouth of the prophet’.”
I’m one of the guys who created this in 1986.
Glad you’re still enjoying our work.
ZZ man, thank you! I just found these vids, and I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile.
Nice to see ol’ Tilt is finally good for something.
“Next, we have Betty on the line, from Newark, New Jersey, she’s callin’ for prayer….”
“Hello Betty, are you ready for your miracle?”
“Hi Pastor Kerney, I sent you a hundred dollars last month,
and I still haven’t got my Red Blood o’Jesus prankachiff
in the mail.”
“You know what it is, Betty? The Devil got his claws all up
in the mailbox, and he’s tryin’ to keep your mail from gettin’
there on time….By the way….are you feelin’ any pain right
now?
“Um, yayess…I got me a crick in my epiglottis that’s actin’
up like a diving board where my tongue should normally be.”
“Betty, hold it right there…now take a deep breath, and
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD is healin’ you
right now!” Eko bo shatah!!!”
“DID YOU FEEL THAT, BETTY??”
“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD just bust open a can of miracle oil
and done whooped that twitchy tongue right back to the Devil”
“It still hurts, Pastor…”
“Nah,that’s jus’ the Devil trin’ to make you believe that”.
“If i’m lyin’ to ya, please jus’ tell me i’m jus’ another
lyin’ prophet….”
“No Pastor Kerney, you’re a Mand Of God”.
“My tongue feels better a little, I think i’ll go have another
can of cat food while it’s not as sore. I’ll be waiting for
my prankachiff”
Ra, you think it’s stunning that so many people can be fooled by one man?. . look at all the idiots that believe everything Al Gore says, the man’s wrong about everything he’s ever said, has been proven a liar many times over, and yet these first-class morons (millions of them) believe this fool!
With the condition of the world, the economy and people longing for answers it would be wise to listen to someone who listens to God. I know none of us are perfect, but when Joseph was sold into Egypt by his brothers, who would think he would find God’s favor to whether a famine of 7 years. Bob may not know all the ans. but he may know He who does. Our country was established on religious freedom; maybe those guys who wrote the US Constitution knew something. What ever Bob does with the money is God’s business, that I give for protection is my business and of course God’s. This country needs healing, this is not a laughing matter…signs, miracles and wonders should follow believers…not poverty…think about it!
to impose you website over someone else’s work = LAME
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A HOT MESS LOL
Yes christians need to laugh more Jesus was not serious all the time goodness.
He said there is a time and a place for all things now get your laugh on ….
I am a Christian, I love Jesus, and Robert Tilton is a fraud! I have a sense of humor…kinda a sick one too. Non-christians need ta realize that not all Christians are pretencious, so go by those who are jerks..ya might meet a cool one like me!!
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Hi, I thought I would say you have a great looking site and this was a very informative article. I bookmarked your site and have it in my reader now…looking forward to future content.
I was one of the naive idiots who left my home in Rockford,Il., just to be a part of Word of Faith Church. My ex-spouse and I were homeless at one point with our toddler. I was six months pregnant at the time. While this site is funny, I feel for all the good Christians who were in his church and have been shaken in their faith by false prophets like this.
but then I recognized my true sexual orientation.
There are no true prophets of religion, only true profits.
Never was a fan of Tilton or, for that matter, any preacher whose main theme is to beg for money. It’s like all those tarot card readers and fortune tellers. If they’re so damn good at it, then how come they’re all broke?
This stuff… is OLD… real old.
I did manage to stay awake anyway. So I’ll give you credit for that.
I don’t care if this was posted somewhere else or who came up with it first, but this is the first I’ve ever seen it and I couldn’t stop laughing! I haven’t had a good laugh like that in some time. I remember this guy from somewhere. I think I watched back then for the sheer shock value. How could anyone be so godless. But who am I to judge. Great video, well placed farts, LMAO. Thanks!
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This guy, Robert Tilton, has been stalking my friend on Facebook and trying to convince her that she needs to be ‘saved’. Neither my friend nor I had heard of him or knew who he was, he just started attacking my friend and commenting on things on their wall. We both blocked him, but we were wondering if he was a sketchy person we would need to report.
when i browse videos on youtube, i always look for those videos with funny stuffs in it.:~
Well, the video looks a little funny but it’s quite good. Keep on posting relevant articles anyways.
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I first saw this in a post production facility in 1995 and I believe it was called Reverend Flatulence and I laughed so hard the tears were puddling on the floor. There was about 7-8 of us cracking up. Good stuff Maynard!
He farts so much because he takes it up the ass every day.
brother robert, i asked this question to brother pat robertson.
i wanted to ask you too….
my wife is leaving our church to go and join some nutty cult.
if she does, who is going to ride the sacred ostrich through the
flaming hoop on equinox day? i am beside myself…
what should i do?
thank you brother robert..
Hike, they’re all cults. Your own church too. Just self-propagating money collectors. Get out before they take more of your money.
The ostrich thing sounds like fun tho. Do you do that nekked??
What a RIOT!! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Well placed sound effects I might add. I saw this fraud back in the early nineties – definitely an actor. You know why people like this “prosper”? There are a lot of gullible saints that are biblically illiterate. Just check out your brain at the door and open your wallet – please come again… Sad.
I was thinking about Being at Puuwaawaa Ranch in 1990thats the Big Island,Christian Women’s Ministry somehow Pastor Tilton called me,and wanted me to come to his church and speak from Hawaii.Of course we had 101 thousand acre Ranch so beautiful ,belonged once to the Dillingham Family the ranch had a private airport,now i was so naive and just wanted to serve my lord,You see i love the lord.Something happened and i didn’t go,I am so happy now ,as i come from a very Old Island Family and I’am sure this man had other ideas,I have to say even though he stole money and hurt so many.I know God blessed the hearts of the givers,Its walk the lord said,beware of wolves in sheep clothing.Aloha
Sabra beware of the internets. They can trap you in your words sometimes.
he’s the best ENTERTAINER ever. 2 is kerney thomas and 3 is richard roberts!!!
but,i know, blah bl;ah blah blah
@ barnie,..F**k the internt