God kills 27 on latest rampage in Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, and Illinois. He used one of his favorite weapons, the tornado, to unleash his fury on the innocent. God personally destroyed hundreds of houses and even one of his own just to show poeple that he means business. While it is unclear as to what set him off, many people speculate that it’s this nations growing trend of accepting homosexuality. While others feel it has to do with pushing creationism out of the schools. Whatever the reasons are, the message is clear… don’t f*ck with God.

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