A few days ago Playboy opened up shop in Indonesia with it’s rather tame magazine. Muslim hardliners were
quick to embrace it and threw a huge street party to express their joy. Several hundred members of the Islamic Defenders’ Front gathered in Jakarta at the Playboy headquarters to celebrate by throwing rocks at the office. It appears that all the initial issues were sold out immediately, leaving many aroused Muslim males with nothing to finish the "job". The black market offered up some relief by providing copies of the magazine. But at three times the going rate, many Muslim men were once again hung out to dry. The Red Cross Crescent is looking at options to bring in more magazines to avoid a catastrophe. If you have any old issues of Playboy, Penthouse, Jugs, or similar magazines, please contact your local Red Cross Crescent to arrange for a pickup. We can’t stand idle while thousands of sexually deprived Muslims go hungry.
Sincerely,
gasmonso
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Don’t worry, it won’t take too long before they realize that boners are a great way to suppress irrational religous fervor.
hmmm, do you think a project can be made to spread the smut to every third world country? see if we can’t cleanse their “righteousness” with “sin”
Admiring a woman’s body is no more sinful than admiring the beauty of nature.
hence i prefer they “admire” the female body more than they “admire” jihad
They should have called it Playmullah instead.
uhuh, and wheres the source on your claim about the black market?
why is playboy so fucking important? wouldnt it be more beneficial to these countries to provide them with hmm i dunno…like food?!?! or education???? and here we are worried that they cant get their rocks off ….fucking pathetic.
Murdocc, I updated the links on the story to include my source on the black market claim. The original price is about $4.33 US and they were going on the black market for 3x that :)
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