A few days ago Playboy opened up shop in Indonesia with it’s rather tame magazine. Muslim hardliners were
quick to embrace it and threw a huge street party to express their joy. Several hundred members of the Islamic Defenders’ Front gathered in Jakarta at the Playboy headquarters to celebrate by throwing rocks at the office. It appears that all the initial issues were sold out immediately, leaving many aroused Muslim males with nothing to finish the "job". The black market offered up some relief by providing copies of the magazine. But at three times the going rate, many Muslim men were once again hung out to dry. The Red Cross Crescent is looking at options to bring in more magazines to avoid a catastrophe. If you have any old issues of Playboy, Penthouse, Jugs, or similar magazines, please contact your local Red Cross Crescent to arrange for a pickup. We can’t stand idle while thousands of sexually deprived Muslims go hungry.
Sincerely,
gasmonso
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April 14th, 2006 at 9:43 am
Don’t worry, it won’t take too long before they realize that boners are a great way to suppress irrational religous fervor.
April 15th, 2006 at 9:58 am
hmmm, do you think a project can be made to spread the smut to every third world country? see if we can’t cleanse their “righteousness” with “sin”
April 15th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Admiring a woman’s body is no more sinful than admiring the beauty of nature.
April 16th, 2006 at 11:43 am
hence i prefer they “admire” the female body more than they “admire” jihad
April 19th, 2006 at 9:30 am
They should have called it Playmullah instead.
April 23rd, 2006 at 9:03 pm
uhuh, and wheres the source on your claim about the black market?
April 23rd, 2006 at 11:09 pm
why is playboy so fucking important? wouldnt it be more beneficial to these countries to provide them with hmm i dunno…like food?!?! or education???? and here we are worried that they cant get their rocks off ….fucking pathetic.
April 24th, 2006 at 6:03 am
Murdocc, I updated the links on the story to include my source on the black market claim. The original price is about $4.33 US and they were going on the black market for 3x that :)
May 29th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
[…] Many Indonesians are demanding to know why God keeps targeting their already distraught and beleaguered nation. Some so-called "scientific" people speculate that is was a "natural" disaster, but we know better. The only reasonable explanation that I can see is their recent acceptance of evil western ideals. Obviously God is angry at Muslims and is using Indonesia as an example to others. […]
February 4th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
playboy…
I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read….