The AP is reporting that the entire woman’s lacrosse team from Catholic University got nasty with a stripper at a freshman initiation party. The teams coach, Kristine Manning, is working closely with the University’s president to assure such impure acts do not go unpunished. The official statement is as follows,

The president and I will meet with all the coaches at the university to discuss additional measures and policies that we can implement to ensure that in the future this kind of deplorable situation does not occur with any of the students at The Catholic University of America.

I’d like to see what policy can possibly diminish the sex drive of a college age girl. The very thought is rediculous. The reason this sort of stuff occurs at religious schools is because they (the school, parents, christians) try so hard to crush sexuality like it is some sort of immoral act that is only pure if done between a married man and woman. Well I got news for the religious folks out there. I went to a Catholic grade school for 8 years and the girls there were all about making out and getting crazy because they were constantly told not to. The worst thing anyone can do is tell someone not to do something without good reason. That does nothing but boost their interest and desire to do it!

I bet many of these girls came from uptight religious families who slapped them with 8pm curfews. I bet their parents told them that those "feelings" they were having towards boys were the work of the man downstairs. Well guess what dad, your little girl is away at school now and doing things to guys you wish would have happened to your bible carrying butt at school. And the best part of it all… it’s your fault!

I have one message to all those beautiful women at Catholic University and all the other religious freak schools… do whatever you want with whomever you please. Try it with a woman as well or a couple guys at the same time. Who cares! 20 years from now it won’t matter and you’ll have great memories. Enjoy your youth and never look back! Now’s the time to enjoy life and be your own person.

God bless you all, you make the world a better place!

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