Tomorrow marks what many evangelical Christians see as the day of Satan. In a response to this imminent onslaught of satanic demons and gargoyles, a Netherlands-based Evangelical organization is calling upon it’s base of Christian warriors to hold a 24 hour prayer vigil worldwide.
We believe that the plans the enemy has for this date (June 6, 2006) will be destroyed through violent worship and praise. We are inviting the entire world to be part of this huge unity project.
Now, I’m not Magnum PI, but I have uncovered evidence on the eve of this attack proving that it’s nothing but a false alarm. Follow me closely on this one as it gets more complicated than the Da Vinci Code. The fear comes from tomorrow’s date being 6/6/6. This of course represents the biblical sign of the beast. Now with the use of my investigative know-how, I have discovered a flaw. Tomorrow is actually 6/6/2006! Yes, it isn’t the year 6, but in fact 2006… a full 2000 years after the fact! The infamous 6/6/6 has indeed already passed and the battle won.
So rest assured my friends that tomorrow will be just like today… except of course the weekend will be a day closer.
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“Tomorrow is actually 6/6/2006!”
Aww, why did you have to spoil the fun for these Christians? :(
6/6/2006 is also the national day of Sweden… coincidence?
anyone know where i can get a beast costume?
666 isn’t even the correct number! Lol. People are quite stupid.
No evangelical Christian I know thinks anything at all about this day. It’s only people who think all evangelicals are idiots that are talking about it.
These folks in the Nether-regions are idiots, but they are good at running scams–think about it. “We believe the horrible, awful, terrible, worldwide plague of death-noodles will be stopped by our prayers. Let’s pray………….See! It worked!”
i agree with you hell does not exist each higher power has prepared a special place for their believers. That is my opinion.
Mellissa,
Wow,so not only do you believe that there are many higher powers, but also that each will be judging it’s own followers?
Sounds quite nice, but I wonder where Atheists are going(or are all the “gods” gonna divide the atheists equally or torture them?)
Agony,
The idea of polytheism, if we MUST bring gods into it, eliminates the many contradictions of the idea of monotheism (the problem of evil, god as benevolent/omnipotent and all that).
In keeping with Mellissa’s idea that each religious devotee will be given what they believe, some Atheists will be given the Egyptian equivalent of obliteration–if nothing exists after death, nothing will happen. Some Atheists, however, don’t actively disbelieve, just passively. Some can be Atheists in the strictly Judeo-Christian sense of the term–Certain oriental religions are without gods, and thus are spiritual but not Atheistic.
Any God who would torture anyone over simply not believing is a God not worth the hymns of a sick animal’s flatulence, and I mean that in the kindest possible way.
I don’t think the date has any power or meaning but i do believe in God…. satan holds no power over the true believer. we were created to worship Jesus, there’s no other savior. Jesus is the ONLY risen savior, all other ‘gods’ are man made or mortal or cows … can i get an amen…. cows..
anyway… just wanted to say, this is an old topic and all but… heaven exists and can even be pulled into the here and now with strong faith and prayer. we can witness miracles today if we have the eyes to see them – we can hear from God today if we have the ears to hear Him… i pray for each of you to know God today and believe. belief is so hard for so many, and yet it’s the key to unlocking Gods power in each of our lives… run with patience the race set before you today and every day, set aside your sin and disbelief and everything that exalts itself above the glory of God….. ie other Gods and wrong ideas and twisting of the word and fear and anger and strife – all of these are spirits of satan, rather encompass yourselves with goodness and godly things like love and kindness and patience and forgiveness… these are spirits of God…
blessed are those who believe WITHOUT seeing, for they will inherit the kingdom of God.. it’s a real place and you’ll really be left out and dumfounded when that day comes. see up until then God allows for this kind of wondering and debating and figuring it out… it sometimes takes a lifetime… but ultimately we are Him and He is in us from conception and we are empty shells without acknowledging Him. God isn’t a punishing God… but when time’s up it’s up and we will be judged. every word uttered will be judged, everytime our ‘opinions’ lead someone else astray or cause someone to stumble in their faith… is on your head.. and of course eternal fire… to quote RUSH… when you chose not to decide you still have made a choice… so by not choosing God you’ve indirectly chosen satan. prayerfully written to assist in salvation.
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