Tomorrow marks what many evangelical Christians see as the day of Satan. In a response to this imminent onslaught of satanic demons and gargoyles, a Netherlands-based Evangelical organization is calling upon it’s base of Christian warriors to hold a 24 hour prayer vigil worldwide.

We believe that the plans the enemy has for this date (June 6, 2006) will be destroyed through violent worship and praise. We are inviting the entire world to be part of this huge unity project.

Now, I’m not Magnum PI, but I have uncovered evidence on the eve of this attack proving that it’s nothing but a false alarm. Follow me closely on this one as it gets more complicated than the Da Vinci Code. The fear comes from tomorrow’s date being 6/6/6. This of course represents the biblical sign of the beast. Now with the use of my investigative know-how, I have discovered a flaw. Tomorrow is actually 6/6/2006! Yes, it isn’t the year 6, but in fact 2006… a full 2000 years after the fact! The infamous 6/6/6 has indeed already passed and the battle won.

So rest assured my friends that tomorrow will be just like today… except of course the weekend will be a day closer.

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