Ok, History Guy pointed out that the Simpsons version was better so I will present that one as well. This is a longer more in depth look at creationism vs evolution. Flanders goes to a museum and is shocked to see an elaborate display depicting evolution. When he asks the museum where the biblical version is, the resulting display is hilarious. Flanders then goes to to push for creationism in the schools and all hell breaks loose.
Fantastic episode and I hope you all enjoy!
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“we have yet to observe a single positive mutation” -that point is false. Better catch up with modern biology. Positive mutations are observed pretty much every day in fast breeding species.
See here or just use the google, dummy:
http://www.gate.net/~rwms/EvoMutations.html
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Beth, religious people enjoy using false facts.
Religious people caring about facts? Never! Otherwise most of their religions would be in shambles by now.
Don’t let things like the truth, or facts, keep you guys from learning and bettering yourself s! Continue following the dogma that doesn’t exist or answer. Good luck with that.
We have the evidence for Jesus resurrection. The resurrection of Jesus is based upon 4 facts that are agreed upon by Religious and non-religious historians.
We just can’t produce that evidence. We just say we have it. And hey, no prob that god hasn’t shown his face for a few thou years.
Ya just gotta believe, but ya gotta to be stupid enough. Now put your money in my collection plate y’all.
Evolution is more impossible than the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and the Headless Horseman. See http://www.lifescienceprize.org/ for a list of bluffing evolutionists.
Well, not really. As this National Geographic link demonstrates, the evidence for evolution is overwhelming now. Only stupid people and cowards won’t acknowledge that.
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0411/feature1/
Good link, Karl #2. I have to add that even if evolution were wrong (all the evidence so far points dramatically well to evolution being exactly what is going on), that would not mean that the crazy Christian creation stories (which have no support in observables) are correct.
“We have the evidence for Jesus resurrection. The resurrection of Jesus is based upon 4 facts that are agreed upon by Religious and non-religious historians.”
7500 years ago, humanity itself began to evolve the ability to digest lactose. That evolution is still ongoing today, and is observed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactase_persistence#Genetics
Facts are facts, regardless of belief. Evolution is real and demonstrable.
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January 24, 2014 at 10:02 pm
“We have the evidence for Jesus resurrection. The resurrection of Jesus is based upon 4 facts that are agreed upon by Religious and non-religious historians.”
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“7500 years ago, humanity itself began to evolve the ability to digest lactose. That evolution is still ongoing today, and is observed.”
I may not believe that magic cloud man created people from piles of mud, but substituting the word “evolved” for adapted is just as ridiculous.
Mutations are not proof of evolution either. There has never been a pig with wings, or bird with teeth, or giraffe with tusks, or fish with fingers.
Steveo, just go here. Once you can explain what evolution says, come on back and try a debate.
http://www.nas.edu/evolution/index.html
See also Karl’s link above, and I quote again:
“…As this National Geographic link demonstrates, the evidence for evolution is overwhelming now. Only stupid people and cowards won’t acknowledge that.
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0411/feature1/
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And from Sue,
“I have to add that even if evolution were wrong (all the evidence so far points dramatically well to evolution being exactly what is going on), that would not mean that the crazy Christian creation stories (which have no support in observables) are correct.”
More evidence for evolution, a tyrannosaurus rex predecessor intermediary found:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/160314-tyrannosaur-dinosaurs-evolution-skull-brain-paleontology-science/
And note that the existence of the fossil record completely destroys the Christian creation tales.
Guys, it’s possible to be a Christian and still believe in evolution. It’s possible to know that God exists and yet be in complete understanding and believe in scientific facts.
Just because God created the earth and everything in it does not mean he just snapped his fingers and “poof”
science is his tool, God is the orchestrator. He created modern species (yes, maybe even us humans) through the process of evolution.
No, Justin, it’s not possible if you are being honest. The Christian tales conflict with scientific reality including evolution, throughout the bible creation stories.
Your religion is basically toast. Give it up and get over it, and join the modern world.
Maeve, yes, Christianity demands dishonesty, to believe any of its creation crap.
Here’s even more evidence for evolution and against Christian creationism: a tyrannosaurus rex predecessor intermediary has been found.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/160314-tyrannosaur-dinosaurs-evolution-skull-brain-paleontology-science/
The existence of the fossil record completely destroys the Christian creation tales.
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This was in a school? Why are kids microwaving pot noodles in school?
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How do u watch the clip
If you want proof of God look in your soul because like it or not that’s the consiouse of you like have you ever done something and felt bad about it ..so u change ur mind or you didn’t like the feeling that u got from a person so u distance yourself and evolution has to exist but in some ways so does religion the facts of the science is all over the book of Genesis and when these life force was put on this planet it developed from where it came from to where it is now what one person alive today thinks that how you cutrently are today is how we were made 3500 years ago
If God is out there then i d like to think we would be similar which is why I beleve that God created us he would do so to give us enough intellegent enough to learn from our mistakes and enough foresight to know what to do w ourselves .such as tomorrow next week n so on
No, Chad. Do some diligent investigation before you try to present more rubbish such as you just did, and learn some writing skills while you are at it. Your post was nearly incoherent.
First, the book of Genesis gets many facts of science badly wrong, and is silent on many core principles of science. Just to cite a few of the hundreds of errors and problems in Genesis:
1. I have given you every herb … and every tree … for meat.”
Since many plants have evolved poisons to protect against animals that would like to eat them, God’s advice is more than a little reckless. Would you tell your children to go out in the garden and eat whatever plants they encounter? Of course not. But then, you are much nicer and smarter than God. 1:29
2. All animals were originally herbivores. Tapeworms, vampire bats, mosquitoes, and barracudas — all were strict vegetarians, as they were created by God. 1:30
3. “God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.” He purposefully designed a system that ensures the suffering and death of all his creatures, parasite and host, predator and prey. 1:31
4. In Genesis 1 the entire creation takes 6 days, but the universe is 13.7 billion years old, with new stars constantly being formed. 1:31
4 (b) Humans were not created instantaneously from dust and breath, but evolved over millions of years from simpler life forms. 2:7
5. After making the animals, God has Adam name them all. The naming of several million species must have kept Adam busy for a while. 2:18-22
6. God fashions a woman out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Because of this story, it was commonly believed (and sometimes it is still said today) that males have one less rib than females. When Vesalius showed in 1543 that the number of ribs was the same in males and females, it created a storm of controversy. 2:19
7. God curses the serpent. From now on the serpent will crawl on his belly and eat dust. One wonders how he got around before — by hopping on his tail, perhaps? But snakes don’t eat dust, do they? 3:14
8. Because Adam listened to Eve, God cursed the ground and causes thorns and thistles to grow. Before this, according to the (false) Genesis story, plants had no natural defenses. The rose had no thorn, cacti were spineless, holly leaves were smooth, and the nettle had no sting. Foxgloves, oleander, and milkweeds were all perfectly safe to eat. 3:17-18
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