Is your engone revving up? Are you stuck in first gear? Well my friend luckily I know someone that can fix you up. Suzanne Hinn, the wife of renowned televangelist and faith healer Benny Hinn, has the answer. Watch this clip as she preaches the word of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. AMEN!! Praise the Lord!!! Hallelujah!!
This story was kindly brough to my attention by Gary. Thanks!
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If any other person were to run and scream and roll on the floor like that, they would be committed to a mental institute.
Sure is lucky she’s got God on her side!
That woman has an anal fixation. A ‘holy ghost ennema right up your rear end’? ‘You’re a butt kisser’ said twice in a row? Maybe she just had really bad gas and thought it was the holy spirit.
Is it me, or is christianity a religeon that allows masses of people to applaud some one for falling over and talking about giving people who are not ‘revving’ a “holy ghost ennema”.
For the record as well, the last video posted was a complete load; the women at the end was just bossing helpless kids around. Harry Potter is a fictional character, but then again so is God and the Devil, but she seems to have a firm belief they exist too.
It might just be my computer, but that woman looks really pale. Like, Gene-Simmons-in-full-KISS-makeup-pale. Plus, she’s so out of shape that she weezes after every other word.
The wiki link was nice, as it saved me having to look up whether or not she died at the end of the clip. At least, I assume they would have mentioned it if she had.
I like the look on the faces of the guys in the background when she says the holy spirit enema line. They seem to be somewhere between not being able to stop laughing and completely mortified.
wow, I can’t even think of a reponse to this. I would not want to go to a church with that woman. She literally scares me. This is why I read my Bible in my own bedroom. No scary people there!!
Wow, wow. Ok, so…um, I’m just flabbergasted. Can’t wait for my holy ghost enema. Hope she didn’t have a heart attack, cuz it seemed like that pacing back and forth was really getting to her.
She looked to me as though she was on crack, or in need of it! She also sounded like she needed to hike off to the gym for some regular exercise. Other than that, what can you say? A holy ghost enema? Are there no depths unchartered that they will not sink to in order to make a buck?
Benny and his wife have made millions.
And how? Off of ignorant people who think they know their Bible, but do not.
The fact that the Hinns continue to have fanfare is an indictment to the Charismatic church movement.
They are a disgrace and I know for a fact Benny Hinn would not be allowed ordination in most church denominations.
This is a comedy skit giving itself up.
This is a gift that keeps on giving. Now I see why it was on VH1′s Webjunk 2.0. Still funny and at the same time serious.
first of all please know THIS IS NOT CHRISTIANITY, this is religion, it differs like oranges and grapefruit, it is not of the same maker of Christ, God warns us of false prophets you will RECOGNISE THEM BY THEIR FRUIT, and clearly she does not resemble anything in the Holy Bible, her talk is crude and inappropriate, I am sad to see this video and pray it will not cause anyone to judge those who truly live a simple Godly life that shuns such foolishness and mocker. She, nor benny Hinn is one of ours, they do not bear the mark of Christ, that is evident by their bizzare conduct
vanessaevelyn,
Not quite. Christianity is an instance of a religion (think apple vs. fruit, not apples vs. oranges). Whether the present video subjects are sincere in their religious beliefs and practice is another matter and perhaps what you are getting at. However, all religion is ridiculous. That Christianity seems to be particularly prone to fraudsters doesn’t make its core tenets any less ridiculous. But you may find more hope and humor, as well as true salvation that Christianity can never provide, in the one true church, which never takes itself seriously.
Ramen
Daaaaaaaaaaang, she a PHREAK!!!
I got a chubbie that won’t quit! Does she do bachelor parties?
The Devil constipates. Bananas are the Devil’s fruit!
Well, gee! I don’t like her choice of words to make her point, but make her point, she did. We could all use a good dose of ‘Holy Ghost’.
Truth in her saying we should be God pleasers and not man pleasers and again, didn’t like her choice of words to make her point, but she did make it.
Emotional? A little too much for MY liking but then again, the people thought the disciples were drunk when they were under the influence of the Holy Ghost—check out Acts. So was she just emotional or under the ‘anointing’? If they had videos and cameras on the day of Pentecost or we’d all probably diss the disciples too. All we know is they acted drunk. And what yould you think if you saw David dancing out of his clothes, worshiping and praising before the Lord? God said he (David) was a man after His own heart!! Scoundrel that David was, he repented and God always forgave.
I know God can and does use whomever is ‘willing’, why, He even used a donkey.
I don’t want to be too quick to judge just one segment of a video. It’s always best to get a picture of the whole person and ministry and not just stop at one.
I do know that people are people and all are human and are subject to error, but errors can be corrected. Saul and his group went about murdering Christians but he ended up saved and filled with the Holy Ghost, was renamed Paul, and he wrote most of the new Testament.
All of America must repent and turn from our wicked ways in order to heal our land. Fake or carnal Christianity won’t make it through these perilous end times and this country is in desperate need of revival. I fear that things will have to get so very bad before that happens though. When people are most miserable, destitute and seemingly without hope or any other resrouces, they will FINALLY turn to God. We should have kept him in first place anyway, we’re now seeing the results of not doing so.
Oh, by the way, I was watching a Benny Hinn TV sermon many years ago in another state and I was healed of don’t know what–I never went to the doctor, but as he was praying, warm, kinda like goosebumps or chills, started at the top of my head and went all down my body. Three times. I felt like I was healed of three conditions that day. Never told anybody, but I’m 60 now and don’t take any kinds of medicines, am able to get out and work hard and don’t believe I have any medical conditions to worry about. Benny didn’t heal me, he prayed and God did the healing. A human being can’t heal anyone—all they can do is pray.
Let go and Let God… and for Pete’s sake, quit being a people pleaser and be a God pleaser!!!
Now, shoot the messenger?? lol
Uhh, gail, get a fucking brain. Confirmation bias much? You have no proof that Benny (or your sky fairy “god”) did anything for your health, and all the while Benny was reaming you up your orifices and taking your money.
And check out the real nature of your god myth. Seems he requires mass murder, animal sacrifice, and all kinds of other nasty horrors.
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid god myths.
I think I can confidently say that is not how Jesus wants to share the gospel. To be a vehicle for God’s word is to speak God’s word. No where in the scriptures do they speak like that. Nor do they rant and rave and carry on using metaphors that are a disgrace to the Word. If I were introducing people to church and she was the preacher I would be mortified. I really should pray for her. Seriously, with the huffing and puffing and falling down, she was on something and it wasn’t holy water. Reminds me of the fable where the man is naked and everybody lets him think he’s wearing beautiful clothes… Somebody should have had the courage to be real and take her off the stage. If I were there, I wouldn’t be laughing and the only revving would be my engine hauling out of there for a real church…. her preaching makes me feel like I need to shower….
Cyndy, any preaching has that effect, leaving you feeling dirty and guilty. It’s designed that way to make you cough up your $.
And what gives you the confidence that your view of what jeebus wants is the right view? There’s lots of venom and fire and brimstone in the christian big book of evil.
That last line of yours, “her preaching makes me feel like I need to shower….”-too funny. Just make sure there aren’t any priests in the shower when you bend over to pick up the soap. (King Rat-zinger of the catholics seems to not want you to know about that.)
I wish someone would write a book of rules in regards of christianity so we could know how true christians behave, what they teach and what god wants.
If anyone would just do that then things would be so simple, yes?
Netyahoo, I never said I felt guilty. Using the enema preaching as a way for me to “cough up my sh..”.? Good one. You’ve taken preaching classes? Jesus said if you leave a home and you’re words are not received, shake the dust off your feet. Maybe that’s why I felt I needed a shower. Listen, if you got from her preaching the intent, which is to get us on fire for God and feel the holy spirit.. Good for you. I have to respond to your comment about the “Christian big book of evil”.. I don’t think we read from the same scriptures. I’ve never seen the word Jeebus anywhere. But, you have to know that there’s evil of course, but that’s the reason Jesus was sent ..to learn how to love one another and forgive one another… that’s the gospel we’re to spread, not the instruction how to be evil but how to turn away from evil. That’s why I say, I don’t see how Hinn’s preaching accomplishes anything more than remembering enemas. Jesus said, the sick need a physician.. in other words, If a newcomer is reaching out and were to see that, what would they think? Would they come back? I wouldn’t want my kids to learn the gospel like that. But if you’re on board with it, whatever works for you. The good news is, it got us talking about God.
Uh, Cyndy, LOL, the coughing up was of dollars, but you might well cough up shit given all the bible crap that you’ve swallowed without questioning it. You need to do some reading of your big book of evil. Just go here
http://evilbible.com for some fine reading just for you.
Not much to talk about, given that your nasty god, jeebus or whatever anyone calls it, is pure fiction. And according to your book of nasty, Jesus was not only preaching violence and evil, he was a fucking liar too:
http://www.evilbible.com/Jesus_Lied.htm
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid, evil god stories.
Cyndy, if you feed a troll, it just keeps coming back for more spam.
Continue faithfully in your service to God. :)
D has lastworditis.
yes it does.
yes it does.
yes it does
Uh, Cyndy, LOL, the coughing up was of dollars, but you might well cough up shit given all the bible crap that you’ve swallowed without questioning it. You need to do some reading of your big book of evil. Just go here
http://evilbible.com for some fine reading just for you.
Not much to talk about, given that your nasty god, jeebus or whatever anyone calls it, is pure fiction. And according to your book of nasty, Jesus was not only preaching violence and evil, he was a liar too:
http://www.evilbible.com/Jesus_Lied.htm
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid, evil god stories.
Hey D (Mark)…. that’s why I backed off…. coz – yes it does!! and yes I will! – you too :)
Re: Post 20
“I wish someone would write a book of rules in regards of christianity so we could know how true christians behave, what they teach and what god wants.
If anyone would just do that then things would be so simple, yes?”
Someones (Holy Ghost inspired) did compile a Book of books and it’s called tah dah, The Holy Bible!
P.S. Korgan I love you, bye bye!!
Who has the same name?
same name too.
the same name
Uh, Cyndy, LOL, the coughing up was of dollars, but you might well cough up shit given all the bible crap that you’ve swallowed without questioning it. You need to do some reading of your big book of evil. Just go here
http://evilbible.com for some fine reading just for you.
Not much to talk about, given that your nasty god, jeebus or whatever anyone calls it, is pure fiction. And according to your book of nasty, Jesus was not only preaching violence and evil, he was a liar too:
http://www.evilbible.com/Jesus_Lied.htm
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid, evil god superstitions.
It’s all here http://evilbible.com.
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid jesus stories.
why exactly does she sound so out of breath? The stage isn’t really that big. Guess she hasn’t had a whole lot of exercise recently.
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