chuck norris caricatureThis morning while researching an article, I came across some very troubling information indeed. I share this knowledge with great trepidation knowing that many child memories will be shattered.

Like many kids growing up in the 80s, I too watched many icons on television and the big screen. The big three were Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and Chuck Norris. These men single-handedly rid the world of bad guys and rescued the good ones. Each could seemingly survive on stink and sweat alone, lay waste to vast armies, and yet still find time for a little romance.

But all good things come to an end and this is no different. Schwarzenegger took to politics… Stallone slowly faded away… and Chuck, well Chuck is busy trying to put Bibles in public schools. WTF!!!

Chuck is on the Board of Directors for the National Council On Bible Curriculum. There goal is to put a state certified Bible class in every public highschool to better educate today’s youth.

Damn, that’s just like a stake through the heart of 13-year-old gasmonso. Really, it’s like I just found out I was adopted and everybody else new all along. I weep openly and I ask why Chuck. Why?

Well here’s the childhood wrecking video. Watch at your own risk :( Sorry to lose you Chuck. We’ll miss ya man.

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