On Wednesday in St Peter’s Square, Pope Benedict pimped the crowd in style from his Popemobile. He sported his highly revered Captain Morgan hat in what can only be seen as a tribute to the legendary privateer who made the Pope what he is today. I tip my my hat to you Pimp Bendict.
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September 7th, 2006 at 9:34 am
Let’s toast the pope’s new hat! Raise up your favorite Captain Morgan-enhanced beverage with me and drink to the health of his (ass)holiness’s new headgear!
September 7th, 2006 at 9:45 am
Ha ha ha ha.
Haha…!
September 7th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Emperor Papaltine, pimpin with that new hat. Next I will expect 15″ rims on the pope-mobile.
September 7th, 2006 at 10:24 am
15″ rims?!?! You must be crazy trying to fly those broke ass rims. Take a look at the Pimpstar video to see what I’m riding with…
http://www.mhtwheels.com/video/RimLEDs-MPEG-4800KbpsStreaming.mp4
September 7th, 2006 at 10:34 am
Does this mean that ‘pope in a turtle neck’ will become an idiom?
September 7th, 2006 at 11:15 am
15″ rims?!?! You must be crazy trying to fly those broke ass rims.
Though the thought occurs that rims on a pope-mobile would be on the same level as that wing-door kit I saw for a 95 Buick LeSabre.
September 8th, 2006 at 3:58 am
Nice hat , he should wear guns too,then he will be captain morgan :) .
Next pope generations
September 8th, 2006 at 5:11 am
pssst i heard the pope is going through a metamorph, he has german blood, he is the LEADER… how long before WW III?
Gasmonso, you better leave all christian countries miles behind before it starts
September 8th, 2006 at 5:51 am
nice hat father
September 8th, 2006 at 5:52 am
rabak 3ala rabo 3ars
September 8th, 2006 at 9:21 am
While his predecessor was simply pathetic, Benedikt XVI has something malicious in his appearance. Jones is perfectly right comparing him to Emperor Palpatine. Unfortunately, he is not as brainless as his flock. Dogmatic and intelligent are attributes for a dangerous mixture. Let’s see what he comes up with next.
But please, no one should call him a German. First because he is a citizen of the Vatican. Second, I already have to share my nationality with enough assholes.
September 8th, 2006 at 11:52 am
[...] Check out Pimp Benedict, the flyest motherfucker in all of V-City. I hear there’s an episode of Pimp My Ride coming up where they pimp the Popemobile. Solid! [...]
September 8th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
I thought catholics were against homosexuality? If so, I am confused because that has to be THE gayest hat I have EVER seen.
By the way this isn’t a stab at “the gays”, it is a stab at “that gay hat”.
September 10th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Christianity had discovered fashion,the ugly side of it.
At least the golden lines around the hat fits his cross.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:59 am
I’m new to this site, can I know why are you cursing around?
March 10th, 2008 at 6:27 am
well im not a real fan of the pope so this is funny