Here’s a chance to get your very own talking Jesus, Moses, or Esther doll. Each doll stands 12" tall and can provide any kid with valuable knowledge that will guide him/her through life. Just imagine having Jesus with you in those difficult times! Or how about Moses reminding you of the 10 Commandments when tempted by the evil hand of Satan. There’s no end to the possibilities!
But don’t just look, have a listen at what’s in store for your loved one! Praise be to Jesus and God bless Holy Huggables for making my dreams a reality!
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September 12th, 2006 at 1:10 am
Where’s the God huggable? Would it just be a hand? A little bearded man on a cloud? Female?
… Xenu?
September 12th, 2006 at 4:29 am
These seem to me to be perfectly acceptable. They’re not being shoved down your face, they’re not insulting anyone by forcing them to come in contact with them, they are quite simply a tool for people of a certain faith to deal with that faith on a personal level. Some of the 10 commandments are actually worth adhering to IMO, no matter what faith you proclaim too :)
Dave
September 12th, 2006 at 6:53 am
hmm, if they’re not to expensive, I allready know who i’m giving one for het birthday :P
September 12th, 2006 at 8:02 am
they don’t look arabic
September 12th, 2006 at 8:23 am
I can see long lines of christians and jews in the stores which sell those dolls.
September 12th, 2006 at 9:08 am
Luke 15 is damn funny. Thanks for making me laugh today!
September 13th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Actually listened to the REAL speech function on their site.
“There are some things people cannot do, but god can do anything”
okay then, take out the trash, paint my fence and mow the lawn please.
September 15th, 2006 at 2:49 am
Skyclad, in a way you’re right. However, these dolls are obviously meant for children. Parents will force them down their loved ones’ throats. And when a kid’s brainwashed enough, they’ll ask it to recite the fifth commandment, all the time. Awww, cute!
September 16th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
I see nothing wrong with these dolls. However, I personally find them a little scary looking and will not be buying them for any of my family members or friend’s children. Or my own in the future.
As a Christian I find them somewhat creepy, and someone said it before they don’t even look like the right nationality.