After a long siesta, Jesus is back and worse better than ever. Where’s he been for the last several hundred years? That is unknown, but what is known is fascinating. Jesus is now 60, a former heroin addict that did time in the big house, and on his second wife. His name is now Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda or simply Jesus Christ Man and he lives in South Florida.
His message has changed since the old days, but nonetheless it is very appealing. Jesus is now preaching a message of "freedom to indulge" because there is no sin, no devil and no hell to pay! Woohoo!! He said the devil was killed 2000 years ago, so we’re in the clear. The message is clear, make lots of money and indulge in all things material. In the words of Jesus himself…
"I don’t have one Rolex, I have 3 because they want to give it to me. It’s like that woman that came to Jesus with the expensive perfume and put it on his feet. He didn’t reject it, so when someone gives me a watch or a gift, I receive it. I like them too, they’re nice."
It’s no wonder that Jesus has amassed a large following. From his home base in Doral Florida, Jesus commands a small army at his Growing in Grace Ministry which he also calls “God’s Government On Earth. Jesus reaches out through his 350 centers worldwide and via cable/satellite television.
Think it’s a joke? Think again. This has Jonestown written all over it if you ask me. Feel free to stop by one of their centers, but please… don’t drink the kool-aid.
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September 12th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
It’s funny. When you go to his website it says he’s Dr. Jose…… Dr? Of what? Where did he get his digree?
This stuff is too good. Thanks for the post.
September 12th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
Please, this guy is easy to debunk, just read what he said. He refers to himself when discussing “past events” like the time the woman used perfume to wash the feet of Jesus. If he was really was Jesus, he would have said something like,
It’s like that woman that came to me with the expensive perfume and put it on my feet. I didn’t reject it”.
But hey, he’s got a good scam, cult leaders get all kinds of girls.
September 13th, 2006 at 1:08 am
I do understand the concept of freedom of believe (at least I think I do), but why is this guy allowed to run around scamming people? Don’t the US have any laws concerning exploiting those equipped with less intelligence and common sense? If u have such laws, why are they not applicable in this case?
BTW In Norway we have such laws but for some reason the government don’t apply them in these cases either…. If I were to scam someone I would get fined /jailed whatever, but if I scam someone by claiming im Jesus/God its for some reason OK??
But I guess its just Darwins way of telling us he is still around, seeing that if a “moron” donates all his money to this church he cant use them to build a large family :)
E
September 13th, 2006 at 7:53 am
” If he was really was Jesus, he would have said something like,
It’s like that woman that came to me with the expensive perfume and put it on my feet. I didn’t reject it”.”
Yeah, that was the first thing i thought to.
“Don’t the US have any laws concerning exploiting those equipped with less intelligence and common sense?”
They call that “the population” in the USA :P
There must be laws against that but, (see below)
“if I scam someone by claiming im Jesus/God its for some reason OK??”
Ok, now proof that they’re being scammed. Yeah, that’s the whole problem. besides, he’s not asking people for money, they donate it of their own free will. Idiots will be Idiots.
September 13th, 2006 at 8:10 am
Another one who claims to be jesus?
Chose another “holy” character,this one is getting boring.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Please don’t reference ‘Jonestown’ as a bad thing. We need more of them, many more. I/We’d get over the human tragedy soon and hopefully the populous would get wiser. It’s past time religion, all religion, went away.
September 16th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Actually, Jesus is Brazillian. Take a look:
http://www.inricristo.org.br/pg.ingles.html
This guy names himself “Inri Cristo”. He is almost a comic celebrity here! He takes his business very seriously. You see, he even wrote new books to the Bible.
It is unbelievably fun to watch him on TV when he is invited to some show.
September 26th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
jesus said, the truth we’ll you free. he’s the son of man, the second coming, rea matew 24:37,
the devil its detroyed (at the cruz by the doby of jesus of nazareth), and the sin its over, god doesnt see sin anymore,
all these its written in the gospel of paul for us, the gentiles in the bible, and all its by faith remember?
http://www.creciendoengracia.com
http://www.telegracia.com every eye will see him
http://www.netgracia.com the faith its by hearing.
September 26th, 2006 at 5:10 pm
dont judge anything, until the lord comes, its written, in the bible. the lord its back, in the veil (flesh) of dr, jose luis de jesus miranda. believe or not, youre blessed with all blessing. efe. 1.3
bye “believers” !!!
September 26th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
the devil was detroyed at the cross by jesus (2 thousand years ago) hebrews 2:14
jesus put away the sin, (at the cross) hebrews 9:26
begin the christianism today, believe, have faith
that truth its written in the bible, the lord come, preaching the truth and the real gospel of the gentiles, the gospel of paul of us
September 26th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
remember the profecy: he will come like thief in the night and he’s back. read the bible, the gospel of paul gived to him for us the gentiles. paul its the arquitect, the other, chirst its the builder of the church
September 26th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
there are 2 gospels, the circuncisium for the judeis (peter, john,the apostles)and the incircumcisium to the gentiles (only paul). gal 2:7
September 26th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
in heb 9:28 says: he will appear for second time without relation to the sin. and he return, he’s back, jesuschrist man, the son of man, dr jose luis de jesus its his name.
September 26th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
mathew 24:27
For as lightning that comes from the east (israel, jerusalem) is visible even in the west (occident, america), so will be the coming of the Son of Man (son of man, not jesus of nazareth
jesus of nazareth was not the son of man, the holy spirit in maria create jesus, the man was not there, understand ?
youre blessed (efe 1:3)
September 26th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
“jesus of nazareth was not the son of man, the holy spirit in maria create jesus, the man was not there, understand ?
youre blessed (efe 1:3)”
Yes… in the same way I understand that unicorns are bigger than leprauchauns.
god is a lie,
September 26th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Let us not forget these while we’re on the subject of Jesus’ supposed return
[Mathew 16:28 and 24:34, Mark 9:1 and 13:30, Luke 9:27 and 21:32, and John 21:22] in which Jesus mistakenly tells his followers that he will return and establish his kingdom within their lifetime.
I could go on, as there are alot more… but I might not have time, Jesus was supposed to have returned 2000 years ago.
October 4th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
You are the most stupidest person entire universe!!!! i say this with all of the authority due to me by the Power of Holy Spirit!!! the Spirit of the living God will bring upon you a judgement that will last for eternity!!!! you will burn in the lake of fire for the rest of you stupid lost life. You need Jesus Christ the risen Savior. Jesus Christ of Nazaerath is the one you need not Jesus Christ of Puerto Rico!!! Ill be praying for your soul because i dont care much for you life!!!! Jesus Chrsit the Risen Lord loves you!!!!
October 4th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
You are the most stupidest person entire universe!!!! — QFT
Might want to ask the lord to grant you better grammar.
December 2nd, 2006 at 6:58 pm
This is the prophesies fulfilling in the act of this false Jesus, the bible said many will come in his name, and that is a sign of the real Jesus Second Coming, so we should not be surprise of this class clown and a very good actor.
December 3rd, 2006 at 2:58 am
The Bible also said people’s feet would smell, the sky would turn blue, animals would have sex with each other, the sun would rise in the morning and settle in the evening, good and bad weather would happen, and people in power would be total dicks.
All of these things have come true, so Jesus MUST be coming back!
February 1st, 2007 at 4:04 pm
It’s interesting that all the people crusading for Jesus of Puerto Rico in this post talk the same, use the same atrocious spelling, and have the same message. Coincidence?
I’m also amused by the one guy who claims Jesus as his risen Lord on one hand and then on the other launches into a vicious attack on anyone who may believe differently. Didn’t Jesus preach a message of peace, love and bringing other to Him by ‘doing unto others’(masochists exempted..)?!?
And yes, I’m a Christian, steve.
February 15th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
[…] Back in September of last year, I reported on Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, a charismatic preacher who claimed to be Jesus Christ. It has since brought him fame, fortune, and a large following. In my previous article I also made the claim that this story has all the makings of another Jonestown. […]
March 14th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Jesus said that the next time you see him he will be coming to judge the world. Check out the book of Revelation! He came and even brought correction to the real church that he moved in, that paul and the other apostles founded. We WERE commanded to judge between good and evil. so People need to stop using that “judge not line”. When a cop pulls some one over try using that on him, “stop judging me!” hes not judging, hes telling you your breaking the law. Come on people. The real people of God need to Be the Real. Its sad that this dude is deceiving so many but let this be a wake up call to those who belong to “churches” and dont really have a heart relationship to the one who will Judge all But has already died so that we can leave sin behind, not to keep sinning (hint hint) but to be free to live as an instrument that he can live in and use.
Peace. (What did Jesus tell his disciples to wait for before he ascended?) Seek it
March 19th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
“Jesus answered:’Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming,”‘I am the Christ,’” and will deceive many. (Matthew 24:4)
March 19th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
By the way “Ben”, THATS THE WAY TO STAND FOR THE TRUTH AND THE ONE TRUE CHRIST!!!! WOO HOO!!!
March 19th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Arktis Said on December 3rd, 2006 at 2:58 am
“The Bible also said people’s feet would smell, the sky would turn blue, animals would have sex with each other, the sun would rise in the morning and settle in the evening, good and bad weather would happen, and people in power would be total dicks.
All of these things have come true, so Jesus MUST be coming back!”
Question,
Where in the Holy Bible does it say that? Please send me the exact text that you have quoted from the correct version of the Bible and you may be able to convert me!(If you are correct)
March 19th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Why do people insit on using the bible as a if its a solid proof? The bible says alot of things, most of it just a bunch of stories that have been passed down for generations. I am a catholic, but your going to have to better then quote the bible to show that this “Antichrist” is the second coming. Very few people on this site will even consdier taking the bible as a valid research/refernce book.
March 20th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I KNOW for FACT this man is not CHRIST
March 20th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
His eyes are not shining because he is a FOOL
April 18th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
This is fucked up!!! This guy seriously needs to get his fuckin’ head checked. But its funny in his own freaky way, I guess
May 7th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
End times Near? I have always seen the claim of the world ending a scare and or a ploy to sale somthing. This guy is selling BS. I am educated relious doctrine and well versed in the Bible and if I remember right isn’t the number “666″ the devil’s number? This guy’s followers are tattooing it on their hands and neck. Jonestown, Manson Family, Waco, Texas, and those Nike wearing, neutered, shroud wearing Hail Bob
Comet freaks all fall into the same catagory. Weak willed and easily controlled scared souls that are grasping for the hopes of anything better then the pathetic life they live. Nirvana cannot be found by a prick of a needle or a speech of a mad man. We all hope for the “Truth”, but this guy is not it. Read any religous handbook. The End may be near and the the with the signs saying it is here could be right. WOW! If this guy is Jesus Christ, I am the Easter Bunny!
May 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
hmm, “The Signs” have been here numerous times before, all throughout history, but the world didn’t end back then. But the mess with your mind a little:
Suppose this man IS christ reborn, but that gasmonso and the rest of us are really just agents of the antichrist, send to ridicule Him and to draw believers away from him.
And what does that make me? A goodguy, for pointing it out? or maybe i’m Evil and twisting your mind away from Salvation?
You’ll never know….Until it’s to late…MUWAHAHAHA
May 7th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
First off, I am thankful that we have a loving Father and Creator who gave us the agency to act on and choose for our own selves that which is good and evil. It is sad that despite his example of giving us agency, that we often shoose to try and rob others of the agency that God has given them by telling them what they should beleive. It is one thing to share what you beleive and to share your testimony with others that they might the the opportunity to seek out the truth for themselves that they may gain a testimony; it is another to tell someone that they will go to hell if they don’t or that they are an idiot for believing in such “obvious fairy tales.”
To quote scripture:
30: All truth is independent in that sphere in which God has placed it, to act for itself, as all intelligence also; otherwise there is no existence.
31: Behold, here is the agency of man, and here is the condemnation of man; because that which was from the beginning is plainly manifest unto them, and they receive not the light.
This, in my opinion, is another case of someting plainly manifest, but many still being hidden from the light.
Why would Jesus suffer in Gethsemane and upon the cross to the point when he “gave up the ghost” so we could live in indulgence free from regard of sin? If he was resurected in the flesh as the bible states, why would he come back in someone elses body? WHy would he proclaim indulgence rather then self mastery? It is not suprising to see that “Dr.” Miranda has so many followers considering what an easy lifestyle it affords. The prospect of no eternal accountability for our actions is very appealing! (Behold the swords of heaven and the flowers of hell)
Remember people, the point of religion is not to be condemned and pushed into guilt, it is our sole purpose here to learn, to grow, to become responsible for our own actions, to show our Father and the eternities what we will and what we will not do to betray that. We are the sons and daughters of GOD! We are of noble blood, and we can claim our birthright and stand clean before the Fathers feet according to our faithfulness and humility before the lord, because of the sacrifice of our beloved savior, Jesus Christ. We are to love one another, and as brothers and sisters, strive to reach perfection and return home to our Heavenly Father.
May 8th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Maybe you misinterpreted the bible.
Why? where does it say religion has to be hard?
Wow, That’s exactle what religion is NOT doing…Religion stifles learning by saying “god did it”, it stops growth by claiming all is as it should be, and gives up responsibility by providing heaven where everything will be fine.
Personal experience may cary, but this IS what religion is generally doing.
December 26th, 2007 at 12:56 am
This so call Christ makes me feel ashame to be Puerto Rican. I just saw this demon saying that he can be shot and he will not die. LMAOOOO!!! This I wanna see! If you are Jesus, why all the PROTECTION, bodyguards, bullet proof vehicles? How many have you healed you fake? What a FREAK and all you stupid people out there are only making him rich. How you can twist the Bibles’ words for your convenience. If you’re anything at all you are just plain sick or the devil himself! One thing I do know is you ain’t Jesus so wake up people! Looks like all that Heroin use definetely damaged your brain. Wake up people. Another Jonestown, Wako, Hitler or worst in the making. The government should definetely put people like you in jail till you rot!!! But, no you’d just have the angels free you since you’re Jesus! You are a disgrace to your race, to the latin-american community and to the world. SO is your mother the Virgin Mary? I feel sorry for her and for all you people out there that believe in this guy! Wonder if he’ll use Kool-aid!! He said on Tv today that he was gonna show “SOME THINGS” within 5 - 7 years! I still wanna see someone pop him one in the head and see if he won’t die! LMAOOOOO! That’s a must see!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP PEOPLE! This is not healthy and is dangerous! Why must the same mistakes be repeated??????? They only end in death at the hands of freaks like this self mad JESUS!
January 29th, 2008 at 9:14 am
News)… Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda is a man who claims to be the Messiah The second coming of Jesus Christ and refers to himself as Jesus Christ Man. *To put it lightly, Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda is a heretic. He is a false Messiah who claims to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.
His following has all of the classic signs of a cult. He is a native Puerto Rican who claims in 1973, through an epiphany he received, that Jesus Christ (integrated with him). He exploits his people financially, living a lavish lifestyle well beyond his reported means based on the generosity of his followers. He teaches an exclusive doctrine such as the non-existence of the devil, hell and sin, the futility of prayer, and the irrelevancy of God and the Commandments. Finally, there is a defective Christology. [1]. He says he is Christ. [2]. Later he says he is Greater than Christ and that his teachings supersede those of Christ. :(How can Christ be better than himself). [3]. A few years later He refers to himself as the Antichrist and has a “666” tattoo on his forearm, claiming that since He is Christ, worship of Jesus Christ is invalid. (I wish he could make up his mind). [4]. His followers are now also receiving “666” tattoos to declare their allegiance to him. Has Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda performed any Miracles ??? Jose Miranda’s answer to this was, Not Necessarily.
The Bible predicts In Matthew 24:5, Jesus tells His disciples; For many will come in My name, saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will deceive many.
2 Thessalonians 2:3-4. says… Let no one deceive you by any means; for that Day will not come unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, (AntiChrist) the son of perdition, who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.
I told you when I was with you that all this would happen. Do you not remember? :(K.J.).
A personal note: Before the Second Coming of Christ, Note: These events are not in exact order !!! [1].The War of Ezekiel Ch.38-39′ Must take place. [2].Then the Rapture of the Church. [3].The AntiChrist Will bring A pseudo Peace to the World for Seven Years. [4].He will proclaim himself to be the most high God 3 and a half Years Later, :(Mid Tribulation); Which is also known as the Abomination of Desolation Spoken of By Daniel. [5].Then The first Nuclear exchange Will Occur. [6].Then there is the Mark of the AntiChrist. [7].Then the final Battle of Armageddon will take place in the Valley of Megiddo. (etc)…
Therefore Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda Is a bit early. There are certain Scriptures That need to be fulfilled before his Arrival.
Mr. Jose Miranda what are you thinking, Or are you Thinking !!!
By Dino Haidas
January 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
“Mr. Jose Miranda what are you thinking, Or are you Thinking !!!”
To answer that question, I need only quote you once more.
“He exploits his people financially, living a lavish lifestyle well beyond his reported means based on the generosity of his followers.”
Well, I’m all for getting dumb people to give you (or preferably, me) money. Mr Miranda has certainly figured out how to do so. I see this as natures way of rewarding the intelligent, and punishing the ignorant.
January 29th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
It worked wonders for Ron L Hubbard
June 25th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
God is on Earth Baby!!!
Everything on this Earth will turn to Him.
With the Splendor of His coming he will kill the son of perdition(Rome, The system, The Hoax). Nothing He says is no written. He’s enlightening his lambs.
If you cannot believe what He is saying then He did not come for you.
Funny, Sad and True. Time will tell.
You Are Blessed!
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June 27th, 2008 at 3:04 am
In the immortal words of Jules:
ENGLISH, MOTHERF***ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?