Rep Mark Foley RepublicanNow there’s a mouthful if I ever saw one. But seriously, I find this story so intriguing on several fronts. Just look at the title of this article and it’ll make your head spin.

First, kudos to Foley for being a Roman Catholic. Roman Catholic = Jew Hater.

Next we add a little "gay" into the saucepan. Yikes, that appears to be at odds with the above. Roman Catholic + Gay = Confused

But we’re still good. Next add a pinch of "sexually abused". Ok, now were cooking. We have an excuse for him being gay because everyone knows that being gay is caused from some traumatic experience (sarcasm… maybe) But wait, it appears that’s not your ordinary sexual abuse. Foley claims that it was by a clergyman. BAM! That’s a bonus. So to recap, we have Roman Catholic + Gay + Sexually Abused By Clergyman = Confused Victim.

And now for the piece de resistance… Pedophile! Foley had some disturbing chats with a teenage boy. I won’t go into details but feel free to read it for yourself here. So our final dish is Roman Catholic + Gay + Sexually Abused By Clergyman + Pedophile = Republican.

Am I being a little hard on Republicans, maybe. But he’s not the only one and surely not the last. Take a gander at what the religious right has to offer. And you lefties out there, I bet you’re not far behind. Extremism on either side is a bad thing.

Once again I am proud to be an American.

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