As we all know, homosexuals are responsible for everything that is wrong with the universe. I covered that extensively, so I won’t beat a dead horse. However, I would like to add one more to the list. We’ll actually I’m not adding it, the ultra-Orthodox Jews, known as the Haredi, are the ones this time.
They claim that the announcement of the 2006 Gay Pride Parade, prior to the war with Lebanon, was the reason that the conflict occurred. So the parade didn’t even occur, it was only being planned. This was enough to anger God however and unleash a beat down on Lebanon for whatever reason. Israel of course lost that minor conflict. Some would speculate because of political pressure, while others would say it was the tenacity of Hezbollah. But the Haredi know the true reason for their defeat on the battlefield.
We did not succeed in Lebanon due to the obscenity and promiscuity in the Holy Land.
Well duh! That must be the reason why we haven’t caught Bin Laden yet too! If we would just abolish homosexuality, we’d be in the good graces of God too. It’s so obvious that it sickens me. As a matter of fact, I’m going to run for office and use this as my platform. How does this sound?
"Persecute homosexuals or the terrorists win!" or how about "A vote for homosexual rights is a vote for Bin Laden!"
If you’d like to be a part of my campaign please contact me immediately. The lives of every American child are at stake.