As we all know, homosexuals are responsible for everything that is wrong with the universe. I covered that extensively, so I won’t beat a dead horse. However, I would like to add one more to the list. We’ll actually I’m not adding it, the ultra-Orthodox Jews, known as the Haredi, are the ones this time.
They claim that the announcement of the 2006 Gay Pride Parade, prior to the war with Lebanon, was the reason that the conflict occurred. So the parade didn’t even occur, it was only being planned. This was enough to anger God however and unleash a beat down on Lebanon for whatever reason. Israel of course lost that minor conflict. Some would speculate because of political pressure, while others would say it was the tenacity of Hezbollah. But the Haredi know the true reason for their defeat on the battlefield.
We did not succeed in Lebanon due to the obscenity and promiscuity in the Holy Land.
Well duh! That must be the reason why we haven’t caught Bin Laden yet too! If we would just abolish homosexuality, we’d be in the good graces of God too. It’s so obvious that it sickens me. As a matter of fact, I’m going to run for office and use this as my platform. How does this sound?
"Persecute homosexuals or the terrorists win!" or how about "A vote for homosexual rights is a vote for Bin Laden!"
If you’d like to be a part of my campaign please contact me immediately. The lives of every American child are at stake.
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See? Religious Freaks come in all flavors!
Man, I was getting worried, Radical Jewish people hadn’t done anything in a while to catch this site’s attention. I was starting to worry that we were going to loose our ability to laugh at the original Abrahamic religion.
Sad thing is, if you really did run with that platform, you probably would win in a majority of places.
“”‘war in Lebanon broke out as soon as the parade was announced,’ haredi man says. “”
I wasn’t planning on shooting that class full of children officer, but some guy was planning a gay parade.
don’t many run with that pltform allready? not exactly those words, but yeah
And here I thought I was being original all along :( I guess I’ll have to find a new platform to run on. Any suggestions?
gasmonso
Yeah. Recent studies show that aluminum foil manufactureres have shifted their production methods, and as a result they’re putting less mind-control ray blocking metal into the mixture. This is, of course, a cost cutting maneuver, and as an American citizen you simply can’t stand for the travesty of evil aluminum foil manufacturers reducing your safety from mind-control rays to increase their profits.
It’s foolproof.
They should stop declaring their idiot and silly acusation which have no base.
“”Recent studies show that aluminum foil manufactureres have shifted their production methods, and as a result they’re putting less mind-control ray blocking metal into the mixture.”"
NOOOOO!!!!
guess i’ll have to buy these then
http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/photos/uncategorized/chicken_george_tinfoil.jpg
Former US United Nations Ambassador John Bolton told the BBC today that he was “damned proud†of how the U.S. intentionally blocked efforts to achieve a ceasefire last summer when Israel was bombing Beirut and many other locales in Lebanon.
See http://jimbovard.com/blog/2007/03/22/damned-proud-of-dead-lebanese-women-children/
Hey RandalJones. Weren’t we just talking about war criminals? That may be too strong of an accusation. John Bolton is a warmonger, at the very least. Either way, he should be allowed within 1,000 feet of political power.
Again, i’ll probably get called anti-semetic (though its not true, i hate all the abrahamic faiths!) but really, judaism is scuh fucking stupid religion. it can really give christianity a run for its money.
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