Yesterday was a milestone for American Right-wing music enthusiasts everywhere. Popular radio show host Rusty Humphries released his album "Thank Allah I’m A Jihad Boy" which pokes fun at Islamic terrorists by using parody songs. These beauties include "Last Train to Kooksville", "Roll Over Appeasers", and many others.
What’s interesting about these songs is that they were inspired by actual interviews with Islamic terrorists. Humphries spoke with Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade and Jihad Jaraa, leader of the 2002 siege of Bethlehem’s Church of the Nativity. He sprinkles several audio clips of the interviews in between songs, some of which are hilarious. For instance, the Brigade believes that former White House intern Monica Lewinsky was a Mossad implant. Good stuff indeed.
Listen to the title track "Thank Allah I’m A Jihad Boy" here or go to the main site for more clips. Enjoy!
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is her your mom, freak?
ALLAH WILL PHUNISH YOU!
mujahid will cut your head off!
stink in the jahanam kuffar!
is allah your sky fairy, freak? Then let’s see allah-fairy fix your spelling and grammar for you, instantly.
Well, no, it didn’t happen, since allah is pure fiction.
“phunish” -LOL
All you can do is threaten and cause yet more violence. Your “religion of peace” is a farce and you are a wimp because you need a sky fairy blanket to give you an allah-bye from reality.
all of you kaffir will regret these all of whole your life. God is only one. doesn’t have a son or mother like you say. Isa or Jesus isn’t God, he is a prophet same as Muhammad SAW. Open your mind my brother, sister,. we all just have One God. Allah SWT ( no human as Jesus, but only Light ) Maha Suci Allah.
all of you kaffir will regret these all of whole your life. God is only one. doesn’t have a son or mother like you say. Isa or Jesus isn’t God, he is a prophet same as Muhammad SAW. Open your mind my brother, sister,. we all just have One God. Allah SWT ( no body like human as Jesus, but only Light ) Maha Suci Allah.
“peace”, your opening statement is plain false because I already lived part of “my whole life” and I don’t regret showing that religion is dumb. Fail Whale to you for that one.
Open your mind and think!
” He ( Jesus ) was no more than a servant whom we blessed, and we sent him as an example for the Children of Israel (Al-Zukhruf: 59). He is to serve as a marker for knowing the end of the world, so you can no longer harbor any doubt about it. You shall follow Me; this is the right pathjust ( it exactly means that all prophet, ADAM. IDRIS. NUH. HUD. SOLEH. IBRAHIM. LUTH. ISMAIL. ISHAK. YA’KUB. YUSUF. AYYUB. SYU’AIB. MUSA. HARUN. ZULKIFLI. DAUD. SULAIMAN. ILYAS, Isa ( Jesus ) and Last “MUhammad”) are man of God ( Allah SWT). see the truth and stop to defaming moeslim, someday it will be shown. and please do not disfigure out other religion ( we all same, we have our heart to respect each other )
Jihad is such a misunderstood word. The lesser jihad, according to the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him), is to fight in the cause of Allah. This, too, is grossly misunderstood and wrongly portrayed on our TV screens. Fighting in the cause of God has had a very bad press, where Muslims are concerned. Contrary to what the TV would have us believe, it has nothing to do with blowing yourself up or blowing anyone else up. Muslims are called upon to struggle against their own faults and weaknesses.
It might be much easy to march down a street, throwing stones, and shouting against tyranny and oppression, but it is much more difficult to overcome our own weaknesses. This is the greater jihad.
My name was Richard and I’am now mualaf, since i learned islam and Al – Quran everything has defined clearly.
i left my previos religion ( catholic ) when i was in confusing way to see this problem and keeping learn much and discerning the both ( Al- Quran and bible) and Al-quran is the deepest way to broke up the sains and related. Subhanallah, i decide my self to take this way and it’s really show me who is God. theres no other except Allah SWT.
Jihad is such a misunderstood word. The lesser jihad, according to the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him), is to fight in the cause of Allah. This, too, is grossly misunderstood and wrongly portrayed on our TV screens. Fighting in the cause of God has had a very bad press, where Muslims are concerned. Contrary to what the TV would have us believe, it has nothing to do with blowing yourself up or blowing anyone else up. Muslims are called upon to struggle against their own faults and weaknesses.
It might be much easy to march down a street, throwing stones, and shouting against tyranny and oppression, but it is much more difficult to overcome our own weaknesses. This is the greater jihad.
My name is Richard and I’am now mualaf, since i learned islam and Al – Quran everything has defined clearly.
i left my previos religion ( catholic ) when i was in confusing way to see this problem and keeping learn much and discerning the both ( Al- Quran and bible) and Al-quran is the deepest way to broke up the sains and related. Subhanallah, i decide my self to take this way and it’s really show me who is God. theres no other except Allah SWT.
netral, taking your own definition of jihad, think about this: why would an omnipotent being, such as your god is claimed to be, need humans to struggle in any way whatsoever, in support of such a god?
The answer is that an omnipotent being would have no such need. Even jihad such as you describe it is absurd, and your god cannot exist with characteristics as claimed. Jihad only exists as one more way that the bad meme known as Islam continues to be propagated. Islam is a huge, self-perpetuating basket of nonsense, like so many other religions.
A related point regarding your god myth again stems from the purported omnipotence of said god. If jihad truly comes from the purportedly perfect word of god, then there would be no room for misinterpretation such as you claim is so commonplace, because if that were the case, then the god’s message is flawed. Thus your “god” is again imperfect and not omnipotent, and is therefore fictional as described.
It’s really sad to see religions such as yours, which so obviously are nonsense, continue to delude large numbers of people, including yourself.
Religion is ridiculous.
god’s send a sunshine to your’s heart , so that make you see that you are wrong about our I.S.L.A.M
AsMaR
we are human, peace. make the world happy. Stop War
So why can’t we all worship the same God with everybody calling Him different things and worshipping in different ways? No one religion is “right”: God might want certain people to worship in certain ways.. who are we to question God? And jihadists are indeed muslims, but they’re extremists. I forget who said it above, but someone asked why the real, peaceful muslims aren’t doing anything: probably because they are scared to do anything. Besides: Hammas and other groups provide community support (funding, schools, etc.) and people are probably scared to lose that support (or be shot to death). If given a choice between letting people you don’t know die or letting your family die, who would you honestly choose?
Besides, there are peaceful resistance groups in the Middle East: the few I know of are in Isreal/Palestine (noncommittal, hah!), and that place is a total piece of shit; it’s been the root of most internal conflict in the Middle East since 1947. However, those peace groups (which are mostly within Isreali jurisdiction, i.e. not Palestine) see little to no opposition and thus are able to function more effectively.
Also, the media only hypes the “good stuff,” which is usually the most violent and bloody stuff, too. So peaceful people are out there, just not always seen, not always heard. And that freakin’ sucks. No kidding.
Re 112: Religion and beliefs in god or gods are part of the problem, not part of the solution.
Belief in your favorite bearded-old-man-in-the-sky fiction don’t make it real either, whether just one common bearded-old-man (or woman, even a bearded woman) or many.
Not only that, the god stories contradict themselves and each other, and go against evidence and reality, so much so that agreement is not possible.
Nice try, though. Keep the peace ideas coming but try some without a god story wired up, since you’ll never get there that way.
FUCK YOU SO MUCH!!
From 114 and similar, QED for 113.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJhPaSXVrKI
no one of you make fun of islam or i will kill you this is my religion and i love it
Re post 118, nice “religion of peace” that you are demonstrating.
Posts like yours show just what a joke your foolish religion is. Your idiotic beliefs deserve to be made fun of, and ridicule such as you are now getting is an appropriate tactic in the face of the violence that you and yours keep threatening.
Give up your stupid sky fairy allah tale and your threats, and get with the modern world. Most of this thread makes fun of islam, and there isn’t a damn thing that you, or your fictional sky fairy, or your long dead prophet, can do about it.
Osama, how can you love a religion that circulates so much hate? Murder here, murder there, genocide a little around the edges, blow up a few buildings, slaughter some Jews… let’s see, what else?
yeah, re 120, right on. Also, you can ask the same question about many other religions. Trying plugging in Christianity into your question instead of Islam, and your realization should be the same: what a hateful, spiteful, violent thing it is. Think about the crusades and inquisitions, lots of slaughtering of jews and other groups, complicity with some nasty governments that has caused millions to die horribly, all the priests buggering little boys and the church hiding that, and on and on and on and on.
I suppose the only thing that the Christians haven’t done to the same degree as the Muslims has been the blowing up of buildings and people, including themselves. Have to agree that’s an Islamic speciality. Child sexual abuse seems to be more a Christian one.
fuck off you
tfoh alikm vive jihad
jihad is for stupid primitive minds. People with such minds are easily fooled and controlled. The same sort of folk who sit dazed in front of TV for hours daily and/or follow televangelists in the western world are to be found in the jihad flocks in the middle east. No big difference. Stupid people who can’t think for themselves can be found anywhere.
Jihad is for stupid sheep.
FUCK YOU !! YOUR FACE IS MY ASS !!
How pleasant and how representative of your religion you are.
Really you are just making excuses for the fact that you smell like shit. Does your religion forbid personal hygiene?
fuck islam,fuck all the iranians fuck the shi’ites and all the other fuckheads who believe in this crap called islam
you are dead
nope. I’m still here. better run catch your goat. it escaped while you were playing on the internets. run little umar run run run.
look.. they in photos are european, neither arabian or asian
european just be born to fuck
yeah, and that’d be a good thing.
but sounds like you aren’t getting any yourself.
daddy is hard up and frustrated.
eh you must becareful with me if you want to live, monkey,tai,hirappap sikulumato bodatttttttt,.,.,.,.
Bodat/132, what’s with your monkey fetish? Is that another islamic perversity?
Mohamed had a small penis. That explain why he go after little girl.
Islam really IS a religion of peace :)
however, peace can only be maintained when there is a mutual respect between enemies. When both sides hold a grudge, they will subsequently try to undermine each other without actual shots being fired.
This is what happened and is still happening to the islamic world. We have been undermined. Our empire has been defeated, split up and our caliph has been exiled and stripped of his power.
Leaders of muslim nations have become hypocrites and/or nationalists who hardly concern themselves with the troubles of other countries unless they (in)directly affect them as well.
The murdering of innocent people is a crime according to western AND islamic law. The fact that some murderors call themselves muslim is a regrettable thing; too bad there are millions of christian, atheist and jewish murderors out there as well.
To do jihad litteraly means to struggle against evil. This does not necessarily imply using weapons to kill bad men; this is only one side of jihad. Jihad has 3 sides to it:
The first is the struggle someone makes in his heart and mind to keep from doing bad things (no matter how great the temptation).
The second is to live your life to be an example to others. This is can be done by constructing great things, studying/researching and by being kind to people regardless of their religion.
The third side is Jihad by the sword: this implies that muslims must defend their lands and its people from enemies who seek to attack and/or destroy it. In doing this, a muslim is allowed to chase down the enemy but is forbidden from harming them once they have surrendered.
A muslim is also forbidden from harming ANY LIVING THING who has not done harm to muslims; Innocent people, animals and plants are not to be harmed. Also, a muslim is obliged to treat captives with kindness, only to do them harm if absolutely necessary (to extract critical information,…)
Hope this answers the questions some of you have and that it will make some of you think :)
Bad people are found in every part of the world, in every religion and in every environment. A man who makes his wife cry and hurts her is bad no matter what his religion is. A man who kills an innocent person is bad, no matter what his religion is.
BUT
A man who shoots an enemy soldier who’s sitting on top of a tank or humvee is not bad, he is defending his country.
A man who plants a roadside bomb and waits for an enemy patrol to pass over it before detonating the charge is not bad, he is a fighter battling against invading armies.
A man who blows himself up in front of a military checkpoint WITHOUT CAUSING DANGER TO INNOCENTS, is a brave who did not have sophisticated weapons to achieve his goals.
If your country was invaded, your father shot when trying to stop armoured bulldozers knocking down buildings, people were dissapearing, some of your friends burned alive when the enemy bombed a building or one of the bombs “accidently” missed its target
WOULD YOU BEND OVER AND TAKE IT?
im sure alot of comments will follow trying to ridicule this text or to minimalise it. I did my part & i tried :) Peace to you all, Salam aleikum
Islam is rather obviously much about violence. Just read here:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/cruelty/long.html
“Violence and death to you all, unless you are one of us”- basic tenet of Islam, no contest.
The situation should be not about “bending over”. It should be about finally leaving your stupid old religious superstition behind, finally, already. Got it yet?
aasalamualikum i am a member of united jihad council it is my request to all of you whoever published such kind of pic/songs or video will be ready for…. if they want to free of … they have to down their head in front of ALLHA i hope you will understand. if you do not do it so ready for war you will be loooocking for what it means(……) it means ready for war.OH ALLHA LET HIM ON WAY.AAAAAAAAMEEN
islamfighter, maybe you should stop and think about what you just said in 136.
If your god is all-powerful as you are claiming, then it would have no need for you to fight a war for it.
The reality is that your god and your religion is just a backward superstition. That also explains why your god can’t do anything about this site, nor the mohammed caricatures around the web, and so on. Your god obviously does not exist.
You and your compadres will be stuck in your impoverished, backward lives until you can start to see past your religious fables and start to reason. The world has left you behind, and instead of making threats, you should pick up some science textbooks and start studying (and let your women do the same).
fuck you bastard you know what did you draw fuck your mom and your whole family for doing this
Post 138 further demonstrates the points of post 137. Think about it :
If your god is all-powerful as you are claiming, then it would have no need for you to fight a war for it, nor for you attempt to defend it by cursing at anyone. Your outbursts merely show your frustration, but it is not just you, but your fictional god too, that are both utterly impotent to do anything about the mohammed caricatures that are all over the internet, not just here.
The reality is that your god and your religion is just a backward superstition. That also explains why your god can’t do anything about this site, nor the mohammed caricatures around the web, and so on. Your god obviously does not exist.
You and your compadres will be stuck in your impoverished, backward lives until you can start to see past your religious fables and start to reason. The world has left you behind, and instead of making threats, you should pick up some science textbooks and start studying (and let your women do the same).
muslims will now kill or fuck anyone or any other religious
BECAUSE our religious From ALLAH and only ALLAH can kill and let you live!
thanks ALLAH 4 being MUSLIM…
mahmoud, nice ‘religion of peace’ you are demonstrating, but your threats are impotent, and your allah is just a fable.
Think about this:
If your god is all-powerful as you are claiming, then it would have no need for you to fight a war for it, nor for you attempt to defend it by cursing at anyone. Your outbursts merely show your frustration, but it is not just you, but your fictional god too, that are both utterly impotent to do anything about the mohammed cartoons and mockery that are all over the internet, not just here.
The reality is that your god and your religion is just a backward superstition. That also explains why your god can’t do anything about this site, nor the mohammed cartoons that are still propagating around the web, and so on. Your god obviously does not exist.
You and your compadres will be stuck in your impoverished, backward lives until you can start to see past your religious fables and start to reason. The world has left you behind, and instead of making threats, you should pick up some science textbooks and start studying (and let your women do the same).
And also, you don’t have the right to not be offended.
fuck you,asshole! your are son of bich!
142, yes, fuck assholes if you want to put it so crudely. You can show love that way if you want to. Gay muslim love is OK.
Muslims are to love everyone, so remember that.
Federation of Gay Imams
FOGI
Here is a song that expresses it all.
Merry ( Jihad ) Christmas!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4olJqHRTZA&feature=youtube_gdata
Beyond all of this say that Muslims are terrorists!!?
The lack of a civilization that is the meaning of education and respect for the feelings of Muslims is that feed hatred and malice,
What you’re doing all of the contempt of others result in contempt for you,
That jihad is the word holy does not mean killing also comes to your mind
Jihad is to fight injustice and the payment of the aggressors and liberate the land and the supply and freeing people from slavery and oppression hanging them from the tyrants,
But I have one question to the Americans
Do you see the destruction and devastation, murder and criminality practiced by your country in Iraq and Palestine and Ovgnstan
What are the reasons that give you the right to occupy and plunder other countries to any logic bomb your country villages and killing children and women and the elderly
You even just of yourselves.
almotakalim@yahoo.com
I am muslim and i am proud that i am muslim at least i live my life with pride and glory, some people say that muslims is a criminiles and other say we are murderers,but the truth we are not we just believe with faith that can never been gone we believe that this life is not ours but the other is for us…At least we defind our believe with our own dignity……….AND FUCK ALL THE AMERICANS and JUWISHs
setan-setan terkutuk
You all are bloody freaks you have no right to insult muslims terrorists are bastards insult them but nit the muslims
Yeah, you’ve got it yousha. Knit a muslim today. They are soft and fuzzy and can be made into great sweaters. Except for the terrorist ones; they can be prickly, so they are better to use in making doormats.
you remember and write down it for future event that will come soon that you will die with bloody tears and it like you to rape with your mother by yourself. and don’t dare again