A while back I reported on the uproar over a planned gay parade in Jerusalem. If you missed it go take a quick peek. The future of the parade was in question due to the controversy surrounding the parade being that it was for homosexuals. Well the Israeli government has spoken and the parade is on this Friday. But don’t even think for a second that the Ultra-Orthodox Jews, known as Haredi, are going to let this baby fly so easily.
Taking a play out of the Muslim fanatic playbook, thousands of Haredi have commenced Operation Riot. The Jews made an initial assault on the city of Jerusalem by burning garbage bins, bus stops, and anything else that would catch fire. When that didn’t do the trick the Jews resorted to uprooting traffic lights and attacking drivers by hurling rocks at their cars while they passed by on the highway.
Many Haredi youths even used a secret warning catchphrase to warn each other of advancing police officers:
"The Nazis are coming, run!"
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried folks. Let’s just hope nobody gets hurt like last year when some crazy Jew stabbed 3 people in the parade. Yikes!
Lastly, I’d like to thank the Haredi Jews for providing me with yet another fantastic story. Keep up the good work you religious freaks and God bless each and every one of you.
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