A while back I reported on the uproar over a planned gay parade in Jerusalem. If you missed it go take a quick peek. The future of the parade was in question due to the controversy surrounding the parade being that it was for homosexuals. Well the Israeli government has spoken and the parade is on this Friday. But don’t even think for a second that the Ultra-Orthodox Jews, known as Haredi, are going to let this baby fly so easily.
Taking a play out of the Muslim fanatic playbook, thousands of Haredi have commenced Operation Riot. The Jews made an initial assault on the city of Jerusalem by burning garbage bins, bus stops, and anything else that would catch fire. When that didn’t do the trick the Jews resorted to uprooting traffic lights and attacking drivers by hurling rocks at their cars while they passed by on the highway.
Many Haredi youths even used a secret warning catchphrase to warn each other of advancing police officers:
"The Nazis are coming, run!"
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried folks. Let’s just hope nobody gets hurt like last year when some crazy Jew stabbed 3 people in the parade. Yikes!
Lastly, I’d like to thank the Haredi Jews for providing me with yet another fantastic story. Keep up the good work you religious freaks and God bless each and every one of you.
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November 7th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Man, I’ve always wanted to riot. I say we recreate the 1835 Bank Riot the next time a company pulls an Enron. It’ll be fun, exciting, and punish corporate misbehavior.
November 7th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
“I say we recreate the 1835 Bank Riot the next time a company pulls an Enron. It’ll be fun, exciting, and punish corporate misbehavior.”
Haha, great idea Hoodlum. At least it would rioting for a real purpose and not because someones having sex in the butt…
November 7th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
It’s so beautiful… two self-professed religions of PEACE AND LOVE which have been at war with eachother for centuries… UNITED under the banner of HATE.
God must be very pleased.
November 8th, 2006 at 5:42 am
Yeah, There must be about a thousand rules they’re breaking by doing this. I’m sure the world would be a lot better of without all of them, contrary to what they seem to think. I love Arktis quote on it.
ps. count me in on the rioting, but I don’t have a good excuse like stopping gays or anthing.
November 8th, 2006 at 10:21 am
Stupid ignorent people,instead of accepting people who are different than them,they fight them.
November 8th, 2006 at 11:09 am
I think we can say one thing about this, the main thing we need less of is Abrahamic Fundamentalism. No matter what head of it you’re looking at, its still screaming and rioting over the most asinine reasons.
November 8th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
I think we can say one thing about this, the main thing we need less of are Fundamentalists.
November 9th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Do my eyes decieve me or are those Jews standing around burning books?
November 9th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
This is getting exiting:D tell me when they start whiping a person 100 times for adultary
November 15th, 2006 at 3:25 am
Hahaha I love how Mo Hussein essentially says “No religion likes gays, so they have to be bad” like he is open to the idea that his beliefs are completely wrong but other religions hate on the gays so thats at least one moral judgment thats on lock down…
fuck… idiot…
May 14th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Who cares what people say about gays..I don’t like the idea of being gay but thats not our descision now is it!?
Plus people should exept people anyways that’s what the Bible says…one more thing…You guys should stop sittin’ on the computer and talkin’ about others when i can gauruntee people are doing the same thing talking about you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
after years i hear an echo, of words uttered before, no heed was given, but i still share more, what no one believes is in the unity and continuity of those who were BC and who are AD. This is the only Deception we must understand. One says HE never existed whereas the other say he existed but HE did not exist like said.
be cautious where u send this
March 13th, 2008 at 7:53 am
There is one more thing which all middleastern religions have in common and that is the abrahamic legacy.Imagine if a man tied his son onto rock and was going to stab him because he heard voices today.july 2005 justoneangel.blogspot.com
October 8th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
hhm
jews and muslims - eh ishmael in common?
March 21st, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I love lil wayne too.