It's stories like this one that put a smile on my face. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. As a matter of fact, this is something right out of a National Lampoons movie. Either way this is a good sign for the New Year!
Sunday marked the first day of Eid al-Adha, a feast of sorts following the Hajj. Traditionally, Muslims will mercilessly sacrifice livestock to satisfy their insatiable appetite. In years previous, thousands of innocent cows, sheep, goats, and other assorted animals have met their doom. But this time was different. This time, the animals wouldn't go down so easy. They would make a stand.
It all started when the frightened animals, at the business edge of the knife, began to fight back. They squirmed and moved around, confusing the Islamic butchers and causing many to sacrifice their own fingers, hands, and arms. A large animal, probably a cow or bull, had a better idea. When four clueless Muslims went in for the attack, the rather large animal fell on top of them sending all four to the hospital with severe injuries. At the end of the day, the animals had wounded over 1,400 and killed 3 with heart attacks.
While I find this story to be absolutely hilarious, I can't help but imagine Turkey in the European Union. I know many Europeans are against it, but just think how much Turkey could liven things up. It's just a thought ;)
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