Democratic Rep Keith Ellison became the first Muslim-American elected into office a few months ago. To spice things up a bit, Ellison announced that he would use the Koran for his swearing-in ceremony.
Lucky for us, Virginia Rep Virgil Goode isn't asleep at the wheel. This fine upstanding Republican from the South isn't gonna stand for some foreign Muslim extremist, who was fairly elected by the people, to swear-in with the Koran. Goode understands that the Koran threatens the American way of life and the freedom of religion that it affords others. Goode knows that our forefathers, great Christian men like Thomas Jefferson, would roll over in his grave at the very thought of a Koran infiltrating our beloved government.
Jefferson knew that the Koran was nothing more than a guerilla warfare handbook geared at dismantling America and squashing our Judeo-Christian principles. Jefferson knew this because he read the Koran, on accident of course. Ok, well actually Jefferson owned a copy of the Koran and Ellison will be swearing in with this one. But that's neither here nor there. Obviously Jefferson didn't purchase this Koran. It was more likely given to him as a gift and being the upstanding gentleman that he is, Jefferson kept it.
But let's not underestimate the gravity of this situation. I leave you with some heartfelt words of wisdom from Virgil "Always Vigilant" Goode:
Let us remember that we were not attacked by a nation on 9/11; we were attacked by extremists who acted in the name of the Islamic religion. I believe that if we do not stop illegal immigration totally, reduce legal immigration and end diversity visas, we are leaving ourselves vulnerable to infiltration by those who want to mold the United States into the image of their religion, rather than working within the Judeo-Christian principles that have made us a beacon for freedom-loving persons around the world.
God bless you Virgil, stay the course brother and keep spreading the hatred and ignorance. God knows that the United States needs more of that.
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January 3rd, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Blasted elected representatives and their Koran! Next thing you know people will wanna be sworn in with the Communist Manifesto! Damn Commies…*grumbles*
January 3rd, 2007 at 5:55 pm
This is why I hate society.
January 3rd, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Pardon me while I go get sick. Would it be an unreasonable thing for every representative to be sworn in on the constitution that they alledgedly uphold?
January 3rd, 2007 at 9:13 pm
You’d think the guy was swearing in with The Gay Bible or something. Now THAT would be entertaining.
January 3rd, 2007 at 9:46 pm
What’s with the republicans talk about stopping illegal immigration. They were majority for a long time and have done nothing, illegals mean big money for medical.
January 4th, 2007 at 2:29 am
ummm…he’s an idiot. when the shit goes down, i’ll bury the f***er.
January 4th, 2007 at 3:03 am
This whole controversy is silly. It doesn’t matter what someone swears on, the whole point is that they pick something meaningful to them otherwise there’s no point. What would a muslim care if he breaks an oath he swore on a bible? What alleigence does he have to the bible?
It astounds me how much of a knee-jerk reaction people have to these things. It they just spent five minutes thinking it through, they should want him to swear on the Koran, but I guess they’re too busy yelling to do any such thing.
January 4th, 2007 at 9:30 am
What a minute, did I miss something? Congressman Ellison was born and raised in the US. He is not an immigrant at all!
January 4th, 2007 at 9:33 am
How do people so obviously ignorant and bigoted always end up in politics?
January 4th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Cause if you NOT so obviously ignorant and bigoted, you will stay away from politics.
January 4th, 2007 at 11:30 am
“”I believe that if we do not stop illegal immigration totally, reduce legal immigration and end diversity visas, we are leaving ourselves vulnerable to infiltration by those who want to mold the United States into the image of their religion”"
He forgot to add building huge walls and mines all coastal waters…..
January 4th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Why are morons like this the ones climbing the ladder? Is being cynical preventing the intelligent people from getting there?
All this says to me is that if you’re a complete fuckwad tool, then Uncle Sam wants YOU.
…to keep everyone looking the other way while he robs them blind. *cough*
January 4th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Any wagers on how long until he’s found out to have 3 other families in Reno?
January 4th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
“Pardon me while I go get sick. Would it be an unreasonable thing for every representative to be sworn in on the constitution that they alledgedly uphold?”
It’s my understanding that they’re sworn in as a group with their hands on nothing (well maybe their wallets) and then each might have a private swearing in ceremony where they can use Mein Kampf for all anyone knows. It is in this way that Ellison used the Koran.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
Reminds me of one of the discussions in the movie “JESUS WAS A TERRORIST”
Has anyone else seen this film? It would be interesting to find out based on this discussion who of us were offended vs. who of us were grateful the movie came out.