The Israeli government approved the country’s first Muslim Cabinet member, Raleb Majadele. Immediately following this announcement, thousands of pigs took to the air to mark this highly improbable event.
Now after reviewing that last paragraph, I find myself chuckling at the prospect of pigs flying in the Middle East. I’d imagine flying pork products of any type wouldn’t be tolerated. As a matter of fact, both Jews and Muslims alike could team up on this one and launch an offensive at the non-kosher filthy pork invaders. This would in turn unite them against a common enemy and bring relative peace to the Middle East causing even more pigs to fly! The cycle continues and life is good. What the hell am I talking about anyways? Back to business.
Arabs represent 20 percent, or roughly 1.4 million, of Israel’s population. Of the 120 seats in the parliament, there are only 13 Arabs, which equates to about 10 percent. Lucky for me I live in the United States where all cultures and religions are represented proportionately equal in government. Had you going there for a second didn’t I ;)
In other news, a Muslim wearing the latest in explosive clothing attacked a bakery inside of Israel.
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