Comments on: Religious Freaks Distraught Over Miracle Pizza Pan http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/ Have faith in yourself Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:46:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Kurt http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-124158 Kurt Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:45:21 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-124158 Humans have the amazing capacity for recognizing patterns, even where none exist. I remember the potato chip lady on The Tonight Show, who had a potato chip resembling Abraham Lincoln. Very cute, but a miracle? Ain't no such animal. Humans have the amazing capacity for recognizing patterns, even where none exist. I remember the potato chip lady on The Tonight Show, who had a potato chip resembling Abraham Lincoln. Very cute, but a miracle? Ain’t no such animal.

]]> By: dantes_torment http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-87224 dantes_torment Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:03:16 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-87224 How can you guys deny that this is undoubtedly the virgin mary? But this miracle is much more than that! Copy the image into Paint, and rotate it 90 degrees clockwise. Do you see it? It is undoubtedly the Great Gonzo from The Muppet Show! It is a miracle! This is proof that Gonzo is god! Now, rotate another 90 degrees. It is undoubtedly a mushroom! This means that all mushrooms, and to a lesser extent, fungi are absolutely divine. Praise your mushroom gods! Finally, rotate it another 90 degrees. It is undoubtedly a duck in profile! Ducks are holy, praise your feathered gods! Funny how the source of the miracle changes so drastically with your perspective. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go found the Church of the Virgin Mary and Also Gonzo, Mushrooms, and a Duck. How can you guys deny that this is undoubtedly the virgin mary? But this miracle is much more than that!

Copy the image into Paint, and rotate it 90 degrees clockwise. Do you see it? It is undoubtedly the Great Gonzo from The Muppet Show! It is a miracle! This is proof that Gonzo is god!

Now, rotate another 90 degrees. It is undoubtedly a mushroom! This means that all mushrooms, and to a lesser extent, fungi are absolutely divine. Praise your mushroom gods!

Finally, rotate it another 90 degrees. It is undoubtedly a duck in profile! Ducks are holy, praise your feathered gods!

Funny how the source of the miracle changes so drastically with your perspective.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go found the Church of the Virgin Mary and Also Gonzo, Mushrooms, and a Duck.

]]> By: Michael Erickson http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-58726 Michael Erickson Tue, 22 May 2007 11:06:04 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-58726 Well let us then not exclude a Tibetan Buddhist man who found a rock in the Himalayas bearing an image of the Virgin so distinctive and clear with a story on how he come accross just as compelling. Either on Yahoo or Google, key in the search bar "Isthmus, miracle image of Mary". This Virgin Mary miracle is a must see because the image is set in stone in an amazing silhouette truely questioning my skepticism and affirming my belief in miracles. It seems the Virgin Mary appears even in the holy Himalayas where the Buddhist and Hindu Gods are enshrined in the Tibetan mountains worshipped and ruled by the Dalai Lama and his people for thousands of years. Well let us then not exclude a Tibetan Buddhist man who found a rock in the Himalayas bearing an image of the Virgin so distinctive and clear with a story on how he come accross just as compelling. Either on Yahoo or Google, key in the search bar “Isthmus, miracle image of Mary”. This Virgin Mary miracle is a must see because the image is set in stone in an amazing silhouette truely questioning my skepticism and affirming my belief in miracles. It seems the Virgin Mary appears even in the holy Himalayas where the Buddhist and Hindu Gods are enshrined in the Tibetan mountains worshipped and ruled by the Dalai Lama and his people for thousands of years.

]]> By: JOE http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-46343 JOE Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:52:40 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-46343 The REAL MIRACLE would be if they DID ELECT someone from TEXAS who WASN'T a DICK! That's one I would PAY TO SEE! The REAL MIRACLE would be if they DID ELECT
someone from TEXAS who WASN’T a DICK!
That’s one I would PAY TO SEE!

]]> By: Patti http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-45607 Patti Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:22:00 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-45607 ChrisNI, I completely agree with you. Luckily it didn't get elected, but who knows? Maybe it's time for a "Divine Miracle" to be elected. :p There's no way in hell that's the Virgin Mary. It's a short, thick penis. Probably a hairy one at that. Goddamn you Texas! ChrisNI, I completely agree with you. Luckily it didn’t get elected, but who knows? Maybe it’s time for a “Divine Miracle” to be elected. :p

There’s no way in hell that’s the Virgin Mary. It’s a short, thick penis. Probably a hairy one at that.

Goddamn you Texas!

]]> By: ChrisNI http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-45584 ChrisNI Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:17:22 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-45584 It looks like a dick alright - a dick from Texas. At least this one didn't get elected. It looks like a dick alright - a dick from Texas. At least this one didn’t get elected.

]]> By: SAM I AM http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-45122 SAM I AM Sat, 31 Mar 2007 13:47:17 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-45122 pron, porn, whatever, it's a peepy. pron, porn, whatever, it’s a peepy.

]]> By: SAM I AM http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-45121 SAM I AM Sat, 31 Mar 2007 13:45:51 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-45121 If you set it on its side it looks like a stubby little peepy. Wierd. Maybe it can be enshrined outside a pron shop. If you set it on its side it looks like a stubby little peepy. Wierd. Maybe it can be enshrined outside a pron shop.

]]> By: Tim http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-38584 Tim Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:42:18 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-38584 Miracles just ain't what they used to be. Miracles just ain’t what they used to be.

]]> By: Foz http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-distraught-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-38574 Foz Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:57:31 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/03/02/religious-freaks-fight-over-miracle-pizza-pan/#comment-38574 Some have already pointed out it more looked like a penis. But that dont make it less a miracle! I´m sure it´s not a picture of virgin Mary herself, but actually the Holy Spirit that impregnated her!! Yep! At last, a picture of the Divine Dick! *kneels before the 'saucy' pan* Some have already pointed out it more looked like a penis. But that dont make it less a miracle! I´m sure it´s not a picture of virgin Mary herself, but actually the Holy Spirit that impregnated her!! Yep! At last, a picture of the Divine Dick! *kneels before the ’saucy’ pan*

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