Comments on: What Would Jesus Smoke? http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/ Have faith in yourself Thu, 4 Dec 2008 06:56:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: whar everr http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-112002 whar everr Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:43:50 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-112002 Hmmm, I like to play poker for money, and always welcome a drunk to the table, therefore I am for legal pot smoking as well. As for the Jesus angle, lets see.....He was the unemployed son of a carpenter, who spent all of his time with his unemployed friends and thought he was Gods gift to the world. I knew such a son of a carpenter and he DID smoke pot. He also drove a Hot Rod Camaro, smoked Marlboro cigarettes and drank Busch. Hmmm,

I like to play poker for money, and always welcome a drunk to the table, therefore I am for legal pot smoking as well.

As for the Jesus angle, lets see…..He was the unemployed son of a carpenter, who spent all of his time with his unemployed friends and thought he was Gods gift to the world.

I knew such a son of a carpenter and he DID smoke pot. He also drove a Hot Rod Camaro, smoked Marlboro cigarettes and drank Busch.

]]> By: Pot Head 4 Life http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-108059 Pot Head 4 Life Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:30:46 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-108059 no bro its just that i like to smoke pot... nothing big these daysifu knwo whati mean.... ezzzz no bro its just that i like to smoke pot… nothing big these daysifu knwo whati mean….

ezzzz

]]> By: Snurp http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107951 Snurp Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:52:34 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107951 As for me, I am obsessed with articulation (and playing around with it, I'm not just a grammar Nazi). And I used to have fun...before this semester...thank something or other it's nearly over. As for me, I am obsessed with articulation (and playing around with it, I’m not just a grammar Nazi). And I used to have fun…before this semester…thank something or other it’s nearly over.

]]> By: sidfaiwu http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107944 sidfaiwu Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:31:18 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107944 Hey Pot Head 4 Life, I wasn't trying to imply that your pot smoking makes you dumb. Heck, a friend of mine got his PhD in Geochemistry from ND while high 80% of the time. I was reflecting on your, um... prose. I'm not exactly bored, more distraction-deprived. Enjoy the pot! Hey Pot Head 4 Life, I wasn’t trying to imply that your pot smoking makes you dumb. Heck, a friend of mine got his PhD in Geochemistry from ND while high 80% of the time. I was reflecting on your, um… prose.

I’m not exactly bored, more distraction-deprived.

Enjoy the pot!

]]> By: Pot Head 4 Life http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107942 Pot Head 4 Life Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:13:35 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107942 ROFL you people realy look at this stuff ?. it can be a waste of time i guess. or if your realy bored....[me] i get like 80 at school so if u think im a dumbass.. think agin im a realy smart kid that likes to have fun....[i have a life out of school] Lol i mout ppl if u wanan talk to me hit me up at :Your_Gey 4_life@gmail.com. Ezzzz ppl ROFL you people realy look at this stuff ?. it can be a waste of time i guess. or if your realy bored….[me] i get like 80 at school so if u think im a dumbass.. think agin im a realy smart kid that likes to have fun….[i have a life out of school]

Lol i mout ppl if u wanan talk to me hit me up at :Your_Gey 4_life@gmail.com.

Ezzzz ppl

]]> By: sidfaiwu http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107934 sidfaiwu Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:47:03 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107934 LOL, those translations were great! Thanks. LOL, those translations were great! Thanks.

]]> By: alcari http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107932 alcari Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:31:17 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107932 <blockquote>Does one have to be high to understand what the hell Pot Head 4 Life wrote?</blockquote> Nope, but I'm sure it helps. "" I have to say: **long pauze** If you smoke weed, you will have difficulties understanding your current actions, in a manner similar to having HDA. Should you not happens to know what this is, your lives are forfeit (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntington's_disease" rel="nofollow">???</a>) I wish you all the best with your lives. Meanwhile I will attempt to avoid education while making another cannabis sigarette. ""

Does one have to be high to understand what the hell Pot Head 4 Life wrote?

Nope, but I’m sure it helps.

“”
I have to say: **long pauze**

If you smoke weed, you will have difficulties understanding your current actions, in a manner similar to having HDA. Should you not happens to know what this is, your lives are forfeit (???)

I wish you all the best with your lives. Meanwhile I will attempt to avoid education while making another cannabis sigarette.
“”

]]> By: Snurp http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107930 Snurp Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:24:08 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107930 "Does one have to be high to understand what the hell Pot Head 4 Life wrote?" Of course not! Allow me, elite of teh 1337 and master of the mal-grammared, to translate: Hello! I, being a "Pot Head 4 Life" as my online name suggests, have expertise which I believe will bear on this matter. You see, someone who is a smoker of marijuana will undoubtedly be hindered in his or her coordinative efficacy in a way tantamount to being affected by HDA. I do dearly hope you understand what it is I'm talking about, for if you don't when then you're surely looking forward to a most unfortunate life. Ha Ha! Well, it's been capital discoursing with you all, but I feel I must be going. It is my imperative to skip my educational sessions in order to smoke more marijuana, in order that I might increase my experience in the subject. P.S. I think I can also, before I go, convince you that, in fact, Jesus would be a smoker of marijuana. Allow me, if you will, to put my argument into the form of an Aristotelian syllogistic sequence: Whatever God makes is good. God made marijuana. Therefore, marijuana is good. Jesus did what was good. Marijuana is (and was) good. Therefore, Jesus smoked marijuana. Thank you and good night! “Does one have to be high to understand what the hell Pot Head 4 Life wrote?”

Of course not! Allow me, elite of teh 1337 and master of the mal-grammared, to translate:

Hello! I, being a “Pot Head 4 Life” as my online name suggests, have expertise which I believe will bear on this matter.

You see, someone who is a smoker of marijuana will undoubtedly be hindered in his or her coordinative efficacy in a way tantamount to being affected by HDA. I do dearly hope you understand what it is I’m talking about, for if you don’t when then you’re surely looking forward to a most unfortunate life. Ha Ha!

Well, it’s been capital discoursing with you all, but I feel I must be going. It is my imperative to skip my educational sessions in order to smoke more marijuana, in order that I might increase my experience in the subject.

P.S. I think I can also, before I go, convince you that, in fact, Jesus would be a smoker of marijuana. Allow me, if you will, to put my argument into the form of an Aristotelian syllogistic sequence:

Whatever God makes is good.
God made marijuana.
Therefore, marijuana is good.

Jesus did what was good.
Marijuana is (and was) good.
Therefore, Jesus smoked marijuana.

Thank you and good night!

]]> By: sidfaiwu http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107912 sidfaiwu Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:38:22 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107912 Does one have to be high to understand what the hell Pot Head 4 Life wrote? Does one have to be high to understand what the hell Pot Head 4 Life wrote?

]]> By: Pot Head 4 Life http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107908 Pot Head 4 Life Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:46:40 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/04/23/what-would-jesus-smoke/#comment-107908 okay well i just gotta say is................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................well yeah u smoke weed u gonna have problems knowing what u are doing , its almost being having HDA.. if u dont know what that is your pretty much fuxed for life! peace da fack out im skiping cclass and gonna roll a blunt . Ezzz Ppl , and i think Jesus would smoke weed cus God did make it after all.=] okay well i just gotta say is………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….well yeah u smoke weed u gonna have problems knowing what u are doing , its almost being having HDA.. if u dont know what that is your pretty much fuxed for life! peace da fack out im skiping cclass and gonna roll a blunt .

Ezzz Ppl , and i think Jesus would smoke weed cus God did make it after all.=]

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