Tis the season for a little Christmas, err Holiday cheer. Have a look at this FarkTV video and watch Santa’s posse take on an island full of recalled toys to make this Christmas, err Holiday season safe for all the little boys and girls.
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December 18th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Seasons Greetings,
Let me be the first to wish everyone here a happy festivus! Enjoy your time off with family and friends, and know that Shaze and Sidfaiwu will be excessivly toasting your good health well through the next couple of weeks. :)
Try to ignore all the religious crap that goes on during the season, and instead focus on the presents. Remember that the “true” X-mas spirit dies a little more each year, just like the faith of a little child beleiving in Santa Claus.
I wonder if poor people can propogate the image of Santa to their children as long as the wealthy?
December 18th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Ahh Christmas! I love it. It is a time to worship and celebrate that most holy of holies…. The dollar. Its a celebration of the wonder of capitalism. And I love it :)
December 20th, 2007 at 10:39 am
I heard a much better name for it last year that I’m going to use from now on, because it describes the holiday much better: Giftmas.
December 20th, 2007 at 11:07 am
lol, Giftmas!
December 20th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Yes, I agree with that one. From now on, I will celebrate giftmas.
December 20th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
I was all depressed last night, so I called “Lifeline”. Got transferred to a call center in Pakistan. And told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
HAH! Merry Giftmas Guage!
December 21st, 2007 at 2:23 am
Shaze, ARE YOU…
serious or joking?
Suicide attack kills 35 in Pakistan
A suicide attacker detonated a bomb early Friday at a mosque outside the home of Pakistan’s former interior minister as he received visitors on an Islamic holiday, killing at least 35 people and wounding dozens more, authorities said.
check it out if you don’t believe me…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22352107/
December 21st, 2007 at 4:34 am
well, if Shaze doesn’t reply, at least we know what happened.
Well, i’m off the celebrate and pay homage to the spirit of comercialism in the mountains. Snowboarding for the win.
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:31 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!
I don’t know what’s funnier, that he didn’t know it was a joke or that it was so relevant. I guess it would take someone who’s used to stretching their imagination to believe an Atheist would be suicidal.
Don’t worry hyrocket; if I was ever to blow myself up, I would pick a Christian mega-church or something.