For years scientists have been studying earthquakes and their causes to better predict them. This research alone could save thousands of lives each year. But after decades of scientific research in the US and abroad, progress has been slow at best. It appears that scientists, who have focused on tectonic plates and faults, have been barking up the wrong tree all along.
The cause of earthquakes is far less complicated than expected and has nothing to do with science. In a stunning discovery by Ultra-Orthodox Jews, the root cause of earthquakes has been traced to homosexuality! I know what you’re thinking… WOW how could we have missed that one!
Not convinced? I have two words for you… San Francisco ;)
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C’mon guys, this makes perfect sense! After all, Athens vanished in a massive earthquake in the third century BCE, and Rome ceased to exist in the second century CE for taking after those fruity Athenians, right?
*cry*
I couldn’t imagine being a homosexual. I don’t know how they can handle being told, again and again, that the way they are is wrong, that their actions are to blame for half of society’s ills, and that that the way that they were born causes mass deaths by causing natural disasters. The whole thing reeks of scapegoating. I feel for them. They have my sympathy not for the way they are but for the way too many people treat them.
In response to this, I have become a general member of the Human Rights Campaign and I encourage other compassionate Americans to do the same. I know this story is about another country, but the attitudes expressed in this post are, regrettably, even more prevalent in the US.
I’m trying to come up with a “Did the earth move for you?” joke, but I’m coming up short.
Yeah well my study has just proved that Tsunami’s are caused by ignorant Jews.
How idiotic. Everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by socialists.
Using the same reasoning, I conclude that tornados are caused by praying Christians. Just overlay tornado alley on the biblebelt, and you’ll see my point.
“Not convinced? I have two words for you… San Francisco.”
Thanks for the laughs Gasmonso
I’d really like to find out what they attribute hurricanes to…
They don’t have too many hurricanes in the Middle East, irish, but I would think it should be obvious to someone of your intelligence where they think hurricanes and sandstorms (correlated in their “minds” because they both are “big winds”) come from: Assud, the Jew-eating Rabbit!
I love how, at the end of the article, the chairman of the Israeli Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Association (that’s a long name!!) used a US Republican Congressman to call the guy gay. “One must wonder why Shas MKs are so obsessed with the gay community… we can all recall the case of the American senator who fiercely spoke out against gays until it was found he himself was gay.” Priceless.
“For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not covet, and if there be any other commandment, it is summed up in this word, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. Love worketh no ill to his neighbor: love therefore is the fulfilment of the law.”
Romans 13:9-10
Mr Anderson. I, like many I am sure, don’t get what you are trying to say with that bible quote.
He’s saying they’re hypocrits for focusing on negative aspects of their stupid beleif’s, and points out that instead they should show love and compassion.
But we all know man created religion to be a tool for hate and intolerance; it’s sad that Christianity is the only passive “we’ll-change-to-be-popular” religion. (sad for people who like religion, that is)
I mean, what’s the point of having a secular government if you can’t use it to further segregate your population?
“But we all know man created religion to be a tool for hate and intolerance”
I wouldn’t say that, throughout history religion has been used to explain things our ancestors could not. Like saying apollo brought the sun behind his chariot everyday to explain how the sun continued coming up everyday and moved constantly through sky. As we gain more knowledge, this method of thinking becomes less and less dominant in human society. Honestly, in a thousand years I doubt there will be any human practicing a religion.
Irish: That is, if we survive the holocaust that the collision of advancing human understanding and the stubborn refusal of many people to shake off the shackles of barbaric religious traditions will bring. I have said many times, religion is the weight around our ankles that will drag us back down into the deep sea of ignorance, unless we can figure out how to pick the lock and free ourselves of it before that happens.
Hey Michael, I never said it was gonna be easy. HAHA. I wouldn’t go as far as to say religion is the only weight on our feet. There has been a lot of hate and discrimination that came before the religious justification for that hate and discrimination. Good metaphor by the way.
Irish:
So you’re using the misinformation and indoctrination spread by the church in early history, as an example of how religion has enhanced our lives somehow?
If it wasn’t the Church, all those people who wanted to learn would have formed their own group, in a barn or something. You know, to hide from the many of the Church-Government’s ban on reason and change? I think the involvement or “sponsorship” of religion in scientific endevors, has done more to hinder the development of truth and knowledge than it has to help.
They helped build classrooms and MAYBE even paved a safe route for people to learn church-sanctioned-bullshit in the dark ages (without being labelled a witch or something). But I garuntee the curriculum and information circulated/sanctioned by the church was full of ignorance, intolerance and misogyny.
… just as it still does.
I’m not sure I made my point clear enough. There have been some instances in history where the main cause of murder and hatred wasn’t religion, like the Holocaust or slavery. I was just trying to say religion is not the cause of ALL the troubles in the world, but it’s damn-sure responsible for enough of it to make me hate it.
Irish, my friend, are you aware that there are two distinct phases of slavery? The first (which can be described, in European terms as), “Roman,” was entirely based on economics (pre-industrial; pre-”plantation”, if you will). The second phase included a religious part: in addition to the economic reasons, there were those who argued that it fulfilled a Biblical Imperative for the enslavement of the “Sons of Ham,” which was interpreted to mean “Africans” (by the apologists of race-slavery). Even the Holocaust had at least a quasi-mystical portion (even though Hitler has motives attributed to him which properly belong to the Vice-Chancellor who surrendered himself to the British).
However, the point you made about these not being the *main* causes is well-taken, and inarguable. I just think that we need to be careful to treat complex issues in a complex manner. For example, the fact that the kook Rabbis in the piece above attribute a religious motive to what is essentially a ignorance-motivated (and hate-motivated, etc.) argument. Religion gets tied up in it because it is a convinient shield for the prejudice they are spouting. Is that what you are trying to say? I think so, but correct me if I am wrong in my reading here . . .
well, religion isn’t solely a tool to controll and surpress the population. There definatly is an element that is trying to explain to universe, and whitout any knowledge whatsoever, it’s really not that strange to say the sun is pulled by a carriage.
Of course, organised religion is probably the worst thing that ever happened to humanity.
Thank you alcari, i couldn’t have said it better. for a second there i felt like hyrocket or mohamed.
the main cause of murder and hatred wasn’t religion, like the Holocaust or slavery
There are those who claim that the hate of jews that led to centuries of attrocities – holocaust as the best known incident – originated from the New Testament that accused the jews of killing Jesus even though it was in fact the roman authorities that executed him. Remember Mel Gibsons movie?
Also religions like Islam does not forbid slavery – its founder even had his share of slaves for both work and sexual pleasure.
Indeed. This is actually covered in detail in the gay handbook on page 32, starting at paragraph 6. It’s the solem duty of every gay and lesbian not to have too good a sex life, lest we inadvertantly bring ruin upon our communities. So far we’ve done pretty well. As for San Fransico… well, we all get carried away every now and then. I’m sure you understand.
I really don’t see any point of us discussing whether religion is root of any evil or not. Religion, even if it has got some positive elements, is in fact based on something, which is totally a fig of imagination of humans. In this age when every thing can be explained in a very natural way without any diety’s intervention, i really see no reason why we should stick to any kind of religious crap. The question of it being good or bad only arises when it really states any kind of scientifically testable things. Until then, I don’t see any point in discussing it being good or bad.
Whenever I load this page and see that sign I can’t help but think to myself “you can’t tell me what I can and cannot sodomize, I wish I could actually sodomize jerusalem, just to show those bastards”.
Gee, Irish, all of the place or just the major orifices? :)
If I’m gonna do it I might as well go all out and leave nothing unsodomized.