Last weekend, Norway’s capital city Oslo hosted a fashion show in honor of International Women’s Day. And what better way to celebrate women’s rights than with the Burka, the lovely Islamic garment that has adorned Muslim women for centuries. Here a choice few selections from the show.
We start things out on a festive note with a little number that I like to call The Burkaclaus. This will have every Muslim husband wondering if the one he loves has been naughty or nice ;)
Next up we have a burka that is sure to be a hit with the the kids. I like to call this playful piece The Burkalloon. Move over Bozo, here’s the Burkalloon!
When playtime is over, be sure to step in to this luxurious burberry burka or Burkaberry as I like to call it. This simple yet sophisticated burka is sure to be popular with chavs everywhere.
Lastly, I’d like to introduce to a more functional burka known as the Burkaflage. Let’s face it… times have changed. With all the violence and unrest in the world today, it’s no wonder that the Burkaflage has become so popular. With it’s urban camouflage print you can rest assure that when the shit goes down in your city, you’ll be ready!
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March 12th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Are they trying to piss Muslims off?
March 12th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
No. If they were, all of the burkas would have images of Mohammed on them.
Just to be sure they get pissed, here’s my (rather poor) cartoon of him wearing a bomb-turban:
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March 12th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I’m sure it’s some kind of awesome social critique, but I’m still laughing my arse off at the Santa-burka. It’s funny on so many levels.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Why not a burka with a picture of a naked hottie on?
March 12th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Are they trying to piss Muslims off? I doubt it. More than likely they are saying to them: “I will say and do what I want, eventually you will realize you can’t stop me and quit acting like a damn 2 year old about your ridiculous little religion.”. Or something to that effect.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Michael, I’m not sure if they’re actually trying to piss muslims off, but I’m sure some will be “righteously” offended. I can’t help but surmise this is kind of like the Little Rascals solution to all problems: “let’s put on a show! Then everyone will be happy!” Unfortunately, I expect the rioting to start right about . . . now.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
The outfits didn’t work.
I could still see the sexy little minxes arms and I got a woodie. In fact I bet that if I lay down beside them and looked up I’d be able to see their elbows!
Shameful!!
They need to put their arms in giant condom like bag things also.