Ever wonder what you’d get when you mix a not-so-good Christian songwriter with the Christian Pirate Puppets? Me too! Luckily for us we have an answer. May I present to you the infamous David Ingles classic Satan Has Been Paralyzed as performed by the slightly psychotic Christian Pirate Puppets.
Be warned though! You just might catch yourself humming this damn song. Try explaining that to your friends! Enjoy :)
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March 13th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Um… thanks?
I’ll bring out the young D&D geek in me:
Why does Satin get paralyzed and Jesus doesn’t?
Jesus saves…
and avoids the effects of the spell.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I remember seeing “Captain Hook and his Pirate Friends” on my local Jesus-Jumper station when I was a kid . . . this looks very similar. What always bothered me (yeah, even as I kid; I was precocious) was the idea of “Christian Pirates.” What do they do, rob, rape, pillage, and burn in the name of Jesus? Uhhh . . . yeah. Never made a lick of sense to me then, doesn’t now. I guess the Jesus-Jumpers will throw anything up to see if it sticks . . . which doesn’t surprise me any more, but still saddens me. By the way, Sid, love the D&D reference, especially with this week’s passing of Gygax . . .
March 15th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
A clear attempt to smear the Church of the FSM and its chosen people, Pirates.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Kurt, you’re mistaken about pirates. a REAL pirate doesn’t rape:
Captain John Phillips’s articles:
Thought i’d add a little educational value to this article ;)
March 19th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
But . . . I clearly remember that Blackbeard gave his wife over to his crew when he left his estate and resumed piracy (and she was never heard from again) . . . was this an exemption because she wasn’t “prudent?” Now I’m confused . . .
So they still rob, pillage, and burn, right?
March 19th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
And they download music to boot ;)
Though wikipedia tells me that John Phillips wrote down his code in 1724, and blackbeard died in 1718. That would explain the problem. Or maybe he couldn’t read :p