Comments on: Satan Has Been Paralyzed http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/ Have faith in yourself Fri, 16 May 2008 02:57:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: alcari http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-133406 alcari Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:35:15 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-133406 And they download music to boot ;) Though wikipedia tells me that John Phillips wrote down his code in 1724, and blackbeard died in 1718. That would explain the problem. Or maybe he couldn't read :p And they download music to boot ;)

Though wikipedia tells me that John Phillips wrote down his code in 1724, and blackbeard died in 1718. That would explain the problem. Or maybe he couldn’t read :p

]]> By: Kurt http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-133369 Kurt Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:08:45 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-133369 But . . . I clearly remember that Blackbeard gave his wife over to his crew when he left his estate and resumed piracy (and she was never heard from again) . . . was this an exemption because she wasn't "prudent?" Now I'm confused . . . So they still rob, pillage, and burn, right? But . . . I clearly remember that Blackbeard gave his wife over to his crew when he left his estate and resumed piracy (and she was never heard from again) . . . was this an exemption because she wasn’t “prudent?” Now I’m confused . . .
So they still rob, pillage, and burn, right?

]]> By: alcari http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-133355 alcari Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:19:04 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-133355 Kurt, you're mistaken about pirates. a REAL pirate doesn't rape: Captain John Phillips's articles: <blockquote> If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.</blockquote> Thought i'd add a little educational value to this article ;) Kurt, you’re mistaken about pirates. a REAL pirate doesn’t rape:

Captain John Phillips’s articles:

If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.

Thought i’d add a little educational value to this article ;)

]]> By: lilwench http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-132674 lilwench Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:17:25 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-132674 A clear attempt to smear the Church of the FSM and its chosen people, Pirates. A clear attempt to smear the Church of the FSM and its chosen people, Pirates.

]]> By: Kurt http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-132040 Kurt Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:55:55 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-132040 I remember seeing "Captain Hook and his Pirate Friends" on my local Jesus-Jumper station when I was a kid . . . this looks very similar. What always bothered me (yeah, even as I kid; I was precocious) was the idea of "Christian Pirates." What do they do, rob, rape, pillage, and burn in the name of Jesus? Uhhh . . . yeah. Never made a lick of sense to me then, doesn't now. I guess the Jesus-Jumpers will throw anything up to see if it sticks . . . which doesn't surprise me any more, but still saddens me. By the way, Sid, love the D&D reference, especially with this week's passing of Gygax . . . I remember seeing “Captain Hook and his Pirate Friends” on my local Jesus-Jumper station when I was a kid . . . this looks very similar. What always bothered me (yeah, even as I kid; I was precocious) was the idea of “Christian Pirates.” What do they do, rob, rape, pillage, and burn in the name of Jesus? Uhhh . . . yeah. Never made a lick of sense to me then, doesn’t now. I guess the Jesus-Jumpers will throw anything up to see if it sticks . . . which doesn’t surprise me any more, but still saddens me. By the way, Sid, love the D&D reference, especially with this week’s passing of Gygax . . .

]]> By: sidfaiwu http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-132028 sidfaiwu Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:02:14 +0000 http://religiousfreaks.com/2008/03/13/satan-has-been-paralyzed/#comment-132028 Um... thanks? I'll bring out the young D&D geek in me: Why does Satin get paralyzed and Jesus doesn't? Jesus saves... and avoids the effects of the spell. Um… thanks?

I’ll bring out the young D&D geek in me:

Why does Satin get paralyzed and Jesus doesn’t?

Jesus saves…

and avoids the effects of the spell.

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