Archive for January, 2009

Bart Simpson In Now Auditing On New Operating Thetan 7

Congratulations Bart on your accomplishment! And to think I’m only on Operating Thetan 6. Oh well :( From LifeLineLive: Fox is having a cow over an automated voicemail message left by Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, recruiting attendees for a Church of Scientology event, reports USA TODAY’s Gary Levin. In the message, Cartwright, [...]

More Gay Skeletons Come Out Of Ted Haggard’s Closet

It seems like it was just yesterday when married evangelical pastor Ted Haggard, an anti-gay advocate, was caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Except that hand was actually his penis and the cookie jar was a gay prostitute’s ass. Hey don’t hate me, I’m just the messenger! Haggard and his family responded much [...]

I’m Not Out Of The Woods Yet…

I’m just two weeks in to my “comeback” and wouldn’t you know it… life has decided to dole out yet another blow. Last Thursday I was unfortunately laid off from work having fell victim to the sluggish economy :( Seeing as how this was my first time losing a job, I must say it’s quite [...]

Mary: Holy Mother Of God!

The Roman Catholic Church is upset over fashion designer Ricardo Oyarzun’s latest fashion show featuring models dressed as the Virgin Mary. The church carried on about how presenting the Virgin Mary as an object of consumption or something to that affect is wrong… blah blah blah. Oyarzun objected by saying this was about artistic expression [...]

ISLAM: The Way of Life of Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad

I gotta hand it to the Muslims of Broward County Florida for this little stunt. Not only did they surpass the Atheist Bus campaign in the UK, but they managed to do so in such a magnificent way. Fifty buses in the county’s fleet are scooting around town letting all the Jews and Christians know [...]

Religion Expelled For Bullying Students

For years now there has been a bully roaming the public schools in America. It’s been harassing students at school sponsored events, graduations, and even in the classroom with impunity. The few who stood up to it were often chastised by fellow students and ignored by faculty. There is hope though as two brave students [...]

Vatican Embarrassed By Virgin Mary?

Over the years there has been no shortage of religious people with overactive imaginations. They’ve seen Mary in the icebox, on grilled cheese sandwiches, in a bag of Funyuns, and even on a greasy pizza pan. The list unfortunately goes on. What’s fascinating is the amount of press that these stories have received. For instance, [...]

Second Coming Gets Crucified In Divorce Court

It just goes to show what a messed up world do we live in when even Jesus Christ himself can’t get a fair shake in court! Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, aka the 2nd Coming, just got fleeced in Miami divorce court to tune of $2.2 million in cash and properties. Oddly enough the judge [...]

Magical Black Jesus Fools The Flock Yet Again

Tens of thousands of Filipino Catholics flooded the streets of Manila today in hopes of touching a 17th century dark-skinned statue of Jesus Christ… known by his fellow gang members simply as The Black Nazarene or Magical Black Jesus (MBJ for short). Complete story here. Now to the untrained eye it would appear that these [...]

Polygamist Leader Has More Charges Than Wives

Winston Blackmore, one of two men charged yesterday with polygamy, says he is the victim of religious persecution by a government with an eye on the provincial election in May. “This is not about polygamy,” he told reporters at the Mormon Hills elementary school outside Creston, B.C. “Tens of thousands of polygamists, among many different [...]