The children of West Sussex eagerly emerged from the safety of their homes for the first time in over 40 years to celebrate the capture and subsequent removal of Jesus.
Jesus moved to the neighborhood in 1963 following the construction of his new home. Residents were immediately weary of their new 10-foot tall charcoal-skinned neighbor who stood outside day and night quietly, yet ominously, staring at passersby.
One resident who asked to remain anonymous said, “It’s a bit awkward that he’s outside day and night. I mean why would you build a home and not even use it. That’s just weird, yet I can’t help but feel sorry for him. He just looks so sad, like he lost his dog or something.”
While most adults cautiously welcomed Jesus, many children weren’t so accepting. Little 8-year-old Jimmy holding back tears had this to say, “He gave me the heebee jeebees and I couldn’t sleep at night. I’m so happy the scary man is gone.”
Complete story here.
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Scary…zombie…Jesus…what more could a church ask for?
Sadly, this was the only link I could find; damn you, CensorTube!
http://theinfosphere.org/Religion#Zombie_Jesus
is it guilty of association? Even the common person not even knowing it, knows that the True God and the Saviour of this world has risen and no longer on the cross, for we worship the living God.
You must wonder about these kids/people that complain about this cross. Is it fair to say that they kids/people view things on TV and relate that to what they see in the cross? watching something on TV then actually seeing it live would give you the heebees? “He gave me the heebee jeebees and I couldn’t sleep at night. I’m so happy the scary man is gone.”
What does this really say about the society today concerning what is seen? the other half of the world has seen more horrors than this cross. This brings home the MAIN point of this article… we have ALL sinned and come short of the Glory of the Lord. Let us teach our kids this fact so they know what we truly are…
“God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved” (John 3:16-17).
“Now this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent” (John 17:3).
“The wages of sin is death” (Romans 6:23a).
Hyrocket are you retarded or a spam bot?
Look at that thing – its hideous! It looks more like a display from a torture museum than something people should revere (unless your one of these bizarre cult of death/gothic/occultish types.
Its no wonder it scares children
But seriously, give it a rest.
Everyone knows where youre coming from – many have been there themselves, seen the light (so to speak) and moved on a long time ago.
Jayman, your post makes no sense man… it’s like telling Korgan he’s wrong about his belief in science. Is it safe to say that you did not read the additional article on this topic? you say this is hideous and the word you use is so true to what was created in his own eyes, mans own eyes, hideous and torture, man you are correct but this is one man’s interpretation of what was done on our behalf because He Jesus Christ loved us so much to die for our sins. If you want me to stop and move on, you must stop putting things that are blaspheming to “OUR” Saviour of this world.
Jesus has made “ONE WAY” to the Father and that is is Son.
It is in a museum now and “The museum was keen to have the figure because it is a stunning example of Edward’s ability and skill as a sculptor.”
or other words this is art. I would think Korgan would have said it best “The Art of Science”
What did Doc30 say, “Anti-Enlightenment” Your truth is your truth but the Truth i talk about is for anyone and everyone to hear.
The hyrocket-bot has already been dealt with in many prior posts, such as this one. No new material, just more spewing of the same old unsupported nonsense, is in its latest posts.
Religion is for the gullible and the stupid, and those who would profit from them.
Hyrocket – use your eyes. Im not telling you not to believe in your tooth fairy.
Are you telling me it doesnt look like something from a house of horrors scary ride? If you didnt know it was ‘meant’ to be jesus, it could easily be at home in a torture museum (and more so than as an object of worship).
this is not your standard jeebus on the crucifix – this is a strung up zombie.
lol Korgan, remember when someone said they were going to find you and kill you and you just laughed it off because that sounds so stupid and illogical.
i can answer those questions but like you said to above statement you’ll find your answer in it.
Korgan, what i talk about is not religion but Love for you in a relationship OUR Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ.
Genuinely appreciate you discussing it educational report. Great!!
This hyrocket person is clearly a vicious, stupid, and deluded whacko. Beware!