It just goes to show what a messed up world do we live in when even Jesus Christ himself can’t get a fair shake in court!
Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, aka the 2nd Coming, just got fleeced in Miami divorce court to tune of $2.2 million in cash and properties. Oddly enough the judge claimed that Jesus’ church, Growing in Grace, was not a religious non-profit, but a personal business. It’s hard to believe I know!
The persecution doesn’t end there though. If Jesus fails to pay this extortion then the court will seize some of the church’s various properties leaving his father and first wife homeless! You heard that right… The court would evict Jesus’ father. You may of heard of him before… he goes by the name of GOD. Ring a bell?
I’m by now that many of you are asking yourself… how can I help? What can I do? Right now Jesus needs your financial support. Please send your donations and together we can keep God off the streets and get Jesus through these trying times.
CRECIENDO EN GRACIA
c/o Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda
P.O. Box 27-8200
Miramar, FL 33027
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January 12th, 2009 at 11:06 am
This guy can’t be Jesus! Jesus used to run a Busy Bee Gas Station in my town…he looked nothing like this guy. But, seriously, the guy who ran the gas station really thought he was Jesus…wore robes, sandals, and a long beard…he disappeared a few years ago…went back to heaven…maybe..?
January 12th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
$2.2 million in cash and properties?!? Man, Jesus really does ’save’, doesn’t he? He even invests a bit.
January 12th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
…Je$u$
January 12th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Pseudonym, Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda is a fake and he gained what was in his heart…
WOW, even MarcDLS knows on post 3 what can be gained in The TRUE Saviour of this world, The Messiah, My Lord and King… What is sweeter that even a MarcDLS knows to be true and Post 2 Sidfaiwu knows things when you “invest”.
January 13th, 2009 at 9:22 am
HELLO!!! well, if you don’t believe because of all the trials and stuff…THEN YOU CAN NOT BELIEVE IN JESUS OF NAZARETH EATHER…He not only got a trial but a referendum which resulted on DEATH PENALTY (acording to that law He is cursed because of that)
Plus, He was wealthy…whould wear expensive robes, perfumes worth a year’s sallary, would get gold out of a fish’s mouth…. HE HAD A TREASURER *that stole from Him (there must have been a good amount to be able to steel from). God is the owner of everything…He made it for Himself in the first place, don’t you think?
January 13th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Hello angel,
I see, so anyone who suffers and has money must be Jesus. Heck, my uncle has had one rough life and he’s loaded. Maybe he’s Jesus too!
February 11th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
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February 26th, 2009 at 5:00 am
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February 26th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Here is my response for post 8 Men love your wife and remember why you married her and loved her. Take action is right, They need that man they saw or was it a lie, be “the man” and forgive her.
This ad say’s the women win 95%(i believe) of the time -is it because their not the weaker vessel or are they just smarter?! or both!
“So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:”
April 4th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
hyroket, :) keep up the good work, you have a tough ministry
April 5th, 2009 at 9:54 am
penny, it is not only a tough ministry, but a disastrous one, particularly for women. You and hyrocket seem unaware of how your evil bastard of a (fortunately fictional) god actually views women and thinks they should be treated.
As usual, Skeptics has a good summary of that. Just to cite a few fine items among many:
“When a man dies, his sons inherit his property. Wives and daughters get nothing at all. 21:16″
“If a man marries, then decides that he hates his wife, he can claim she wasn’t a virgin when they were married. If her father can’t produce the “tokens of her virginity” (bloody sheets), then the woman is to be stoned to death at her father’s doorstep. 22:13-21″
“If you see a pretty woman among the captives and would like her for a wife, then just bring her home and “go in unto her.” Later, if you decide you don’t like her, you can “let her go. 21:11-14″
“If a betrothed virgin is raped in the city and doesn’t cry out loud enough, then “the men of the city shall stone her to death.” 22:23-24″
You might also want to give The Woman’s Bible a close read. “The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of woman’s emancipation.”
What a criminal, sexist asshole, that god you are trying to promote. Good thing it’s fictional, but it is horrible for the world that Christian doctrine has been taken as guidance by anyone.
Religion is ridiculous.
April 5th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Korgan, thanks for the second link on your post #11 and it is a good reminder how men(married or not) should treat and respect women of ALL ages. Bing a respecter in any condition(knowing or not) in which men need to honour and protect them(IF needed. But the young should respect their elders, if in a condition of mutual respect in certain circumstances.
Korgan, I have the authority to say what i am about to say and you can take this to the bank. Interesting side note concerning your post #11, now let’s look at post #8. If you think you’re right about scripture text in your eyes, why would we need “divorce tips for men”- “to arm us”, are we in a -how do you say this in a conundrum?! We have done things that seem right in our eyes and fail to understand what God had meant for good.
I say join me Korgan and let us teach what Jesus came for, to save us sinners and like your heart feels that men have have suppressed the female gender with religion and without religion. What I talk about is not joining a church or a religion but a relationship in Jesus Christ, alone.
Korgan, in your heart, deep down in your heart, you use these scripture text to suppressed the beauty that’s in you. I say, say to you that I want females to be everything they’re meant to be in any calling they desire in their heart but only in our Father’s will first. As mentioned in that psalms 127.
Korgan, just as you mentioned and like the Pharisees; In tempting us say’s in Matt 19:3 “The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?”
and They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away?
hmmm, as you said, we see failure but I see the beauty within you Korgan, you’re like a follower waiting to bloom into something - something into what Jesus Christ say’s you are, something precious than rubies and the riches of this world, that’s in you and all women in the world.
Let us not ignore what God has told us through is only Son Jesus Christ. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved”
I pray for you Korgan and Sisters that Jesus Christ continue to bless everyone of you and be a light to the younger generation to follow you as example as Christ is the head of everything.
So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. Eph 5:8
April 6th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Hyrocket, with your ongoing scripture spewing, you clearly just don’t get it (that being obvious already).
That your bible prescribes the horrors and inequality for women that it obviously does, no matter what else it says, is reason enough to utterly reject it as any form of life guidance. You can try as hard as you like to hide the horrors with your selective quotes, but the reality is what has been presented, as a whole, and what is presented is again, one vengeful, sexist asshole of a god. In addition, the fact that the bible is in conflict with reason and evidence means that it is not only horrible, but, fortunately, fallacious.
Religion is ridiculous.
April 6th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
With hyrocket the problem is not only the scripture spewing but his claims of being a christian when the persistent reliance to scripture indicates that he is actually practicing bibliolatry. Which is one of the things christian is warned against in their bible.
His constant bibliolatry merely leads to one of the problems with sola scriptura, by scripture alone. Problem in nutshell is, which scripture is true?
By relying on Bibliolatry alone has showed that hyrocket is unable to contribute to discussions as for him there is only the scripture and thus issues are ignored via recital of the common lines from the book, without actually answering anything.
April 6th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
jagannath, I agree re all your points in post 14.
April 6th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Hey Korgan, in cnn.com “Scientist: My quake prediction was ignored” When i read this i thought of you since you’re a scientist and interested in such. here is the link if you’re interested in reading that article.
Jag, thanks for your post 14 to me. I really appreciate your thoughts and the things you believe in. I would say the pwg is in the extreme and i can use this towards -i would say less extreme people that hold to such thinking.
Korgan/pwg, here is the link i mentioned…
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/06/italy.quake.prediction/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
April 6th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
The hyrocket-bot has already been dealt with in many prior posts, such as this one. No new material, just more spewing of the same old unsupported nonsense, is in its latest posts.
Religion is for the gullible, the ignorant, and the stupid, and for those who would profit from them.
April 6th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Korgan, i just wanted to change the subject based on Jag’s comments. i thought you’re a scientist and wanted to chat about the link on post #16. i hope your day is going well into the evening.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:42 am
Amen!!! Hyrocket! Keep spewin’ scripture! It stops ‘em in their tracks! There is nothing better than using the word of God to refute and rebuke! The Bible also says a wise man will be glad when he is corrected, so what does that tell you
about people who get mad…..
“For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life, through Jesus Christ our Lord”
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:00 am
Korgan, you know a pretty good amount of information. To bad that the verses you are using don’t apply to women nowadays because humans are not under the days of the law any more.
By the way, God hated all that. He allows mankind to have a free will and those are the things that mankind chose! God hated divorce, sexual activities outside of marriage(read about David),and sexual activities with others while in a marriage.
On a side note-you have a very inconsiderate mouth. Those are awful things to say about the God I love and trust with all my heart. If you were involved in Islam, I wouldn’t call Alah any vulger names. That is very offensive and not mature for some one who knows so much.
“For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord”
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:38 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4FNGsNY3nI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fboingboing.net%2F&feature=player_embedded
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
D, it has been demonstrated in the references that have been given previously that the (fictional) Christian god would merely be a hateful, vengegful asshole if it actually existed, so it is fortunate that it does not. Yes, ASSHOLE is a totally appropriate term for such a being.
Note that you have actually stated that your god hates. Yes, you said that in post 20. That is progress for you, acknowledging that your sky fairy is a hater. It is also clear that the Christian god-myth is also racist, sexist, and homophobic. Nothing you have said shows the case to be otherwise.
Now, specifically what sections of the (obviously nasty) bible does your particular version of god disagree with, and how do you know that? Be specific; generalities aern’t going to fly here. Was your god responsible for those sections, and if not, why not? And how is it again that your purportedly omnipotent creator made so many obvious mistakes?
Religion is for the ignorant, the gullible, and the stupid, and for those who would profit from them.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Ummmm……. can somebody tell me what the movie on jagganath’s post is about? Cause i can’t watch any vids on my computer right now. Any info is appreciated.
April 24th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
It’s a baby making noises into a microphone, on stage, in front of a congregation…and they are clapping. Apparently Christians will just eat up any nonsense as long as it comes from the pulpit.
April 24th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Man, I would never, ever, ever say the things you guys do! I mean come on! Lets take the level of cussing down please.
And yeah! Sure God hates stuff. Not people, but the sins they commit! He hates the profane words that are coming out of your mouths right now. He hates abortion, but he loves the abortionist and the clients who accept it! Ya’know, God must really love us to die for us. Would you die to save a hobo on the side of the rode? A random stranger?
John 3:16 “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life”
1 John 4:10 “Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his only Son to be the propitiation for our sins.”
He has to be a God of love, because he even tells you to love your enemies!
Matt. 5:44 “But i say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;”
April 24th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Thanks jagganath
April 24th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Thanks Marc
April 24th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Ok, hey korgan. Yes sir ill explain.
I was referring to that my God allows, but doesn’t like things such as divorce.
How do I know that? ?because?the?Bible?tells?me? so!?
It says in my Bible in Matt.19:7 “…..Moses, because of the hardness of your hearts, suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.”
You probably know this but ill say it just to make sure
“put away your wives”=divorce
“In the beginning it was not so.”=God didn’t intend for people to divorce eachother, but since the people were stubborn, and he(Lord) gives them free will, he allowed them to divorce from their spouse.
Did I explain that alright?
Do you think divorce is ok? Im not gonna badmouth you or anything, I just am asking.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
i dont know why those question marks are *in the bible tells me*
srry
April 25th, 2009 at 10:15 am
D, you are truly naive and deceived if you think your god of your bible myths is a “loving” entity. He is demonstrably an asshole. Since you have referenced Matt, let’s take that in some detail, since one bible statement of hatred by your god is sufficient to prove my point (and in fact there are many such statements).
A few notable instances of extreme hatred by god in Matthew are:
Those who fail to bear “good fruit” will be “hewn down, and cast into the fire.” 7:19
Jesus sends some devils into a herd of pigs, causing them to run off a cliff and drown in the waters below. 8:32 (and how is it that your purportedly omnipotent god can’t just get rid of these troublesome devils without making animals suffer a cruel death? What a weak, non-divine bastard.)
Cities that neither “receive” the disciples nor “hear” their words will be destroyed by God. It will be worse for them than for Sodom and Gomorrah. And you know what God supposedly did to those poor folks (see Gen.19:24). 10:14-15
Jesus says that he has come to destroy families by making family members hate each other. He has “come not to send peace, but a sword.” 10:34-36
Jesus condemns entire cities to dreadful deaths and to the eternal torment of hell because they didn’t care for his preaching. 11:20-24
Jesus is criticized by the Pharisees for not washing his hands before eating. He defends himself by attacking them for not killing disobedient children according to the commandment: “He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.” (See Ex.21:15, Lev.20:9, Dt.21:18-21) So, does Jesus think that children who curse their parents should be killed? It sure sounds like it. 15:4-7
Jesus advises his followers to mutilate themselves by cutting off their hands and plucking out their eyes. He says it’s better to be “maimed” than to suffer “everlasting fire.” 18:8-9
“And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors.” 18:34
Guess they didn’t teach you those parts in sunday school.
I think you don’t know your god-myth very well. He is demonstably quite the fucking asshole, as shown above, and not a myth that should be followed by any thinking person.
Religion is ridiculous
April 25th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
It’s hard for me to take you guys seriously because you cuss so much!
It is harder for non-believers to understand the attributes of God as He is not personally close to them, as He is to believers.
Also you don’t seem to understand that hatred is not always bad. I hate stubbing my toe, and I hate when people say cuss words.Does that mean i’m an awful person?
Mat.7:19 is reffering to prophets. “Their fruits” refers to their actions.
The two trees are contrasted in relation to which fruits they produce. Every good tree brings forth good fruit consistently, while a bad tree brings forth bad fruit. Therefore the consistency of which fruit the tree produces shows evidence of whether or not that life is of the Lord God. So the tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is a false witness who is not of God. So he never was bound for heaven, but the place where the worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Hey, can you cast out evil demons into pigs? I think not. Besides, the demons asked to go into the swine, and Jesus allowed it. “They besought him that he would not command them to go into to the deep.” Deep means underworld, or the abyss, the dwelling place of imprisoned demons.
Right. He is going to bring a Sword when he comes back, not peace, well, at first. He is going to destroy the nations of the world that have betrayed the One who gave them life. How sad that the world turns against the one who loves it so.
Yeah sure they were condemned. If my children disobeyed me I would whip their little backsides. They needed to repent, which was how you were spared back then. Now, you need to be saved by the Blood of the Crucified One, Jesus.
As to Matt.15:7, back then thats how children were punished, by death. Everyone practiced that. Not just the Jews, but also the edomites and Assyrians. Do some research.
Jesus was just saying that they were harrassing Him for not washing His hands while they were not observing their own laws.
Ill finish onnext post
April 25th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
“all knowing” korgan, why do u think religion is for the ignorant? There are people who are christians that are way wiser than you are. Far wiser.
The christian God is the most loving being in existence. He loves you even though you hate him. It will hurt him when you are thrown in the lake of fire forever for not being a christian.
U can save yourself if you accept the lord into ur heart. John 3:16
April 26th, 2009 at 8:46 am
uber blondie,
Your god has already been shown to be a vengeful (and fortunately fictional) asshole in prior posts. Either provide evidence to the contrary, rather than more hatred such as lakes of fire, or you only worsen your already absurd and weak case. And how is it that your “god”, who is responsible for “creating” everything, is not ultimately responsible for its creations? Your beliefs are absurd.
Furthermore, your god is clearly fictional. For example, you carry with you evidence of evolution, not creation per what is described in your absurd bible stories. Consider your vestigial organs and characteristics as examples among many, that contradict your Christian myths. Again, rebut that, or you have no case to make.
Religion is ridiculous.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Your appendix … it’s there for a reason
by Ken Ham and Carl Wieland
If you put your trust in evolutionary based publications like the 1997 Encyclopædia Britannica, you would think of your appendix this way:
The appendix does not serve any useful purpose as a digestive organ in humans, and it is believed to be gradually disappearing in the human species over evolutionary time. 1
However, even in 1976 medical textbooks were beginning to admit the appendix had functions:
The appendix is not generally credited with significant function; however, current evidence tends to involve it in the immunologic mechanism.2
And in a 1995 medical textbook, the authors are emphatic about the function of the appendix:
The mucosa and submucosa of the appendix are dominated by lymphoid nodules, and its primary function is as an organ of the lymphatic system.3
Despite this, many public school texts still continue indoctrinating people in the idea that the appendix is great evidence that man evolved. An evolutionist had the following testimony put into the record of the historic 1925 Tennessee Scopes Trial:4
There are, according to Wiedersheim, no less than 180 vestigal [sic] structures in the human body, sufficient to make of a man a veritable walking museum of antiquities. Among these [is] the vermiform appendix . These and numerous other structures of the same sort can be reasonably interpreted as evidence that man has descended from ancestors in which these organs were functional. Man has never completely lost these characters; he continues to inherit them though he no longer has any use for them.5
Thus, at one time evolutionists postulated there were 180 vestigial (functionless) structures (including the appendix) in the human body. Today this list has shrunk to virtually none. Imagine asking a doctor in 1925 to remove all these ‘functionless’ structures from your body!
Sadly, those “BRAINWASHED” by the evolutionary idea that the appendix (and other organs) had no function included many Christians. This is yet another example of Christians being influenced by man’s theories outside the Bible. As the Bible is a revelation from the One who is infinite in knowledge and wisdom, then all of our thinking in every area should start with God’s Word.
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This article is found here :- http://creation.com/article/709
April 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
To actually answer this post…
Matthew 24:11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
Matthew 24:10-12 (in Context) Matthew 24 (Whole Chapter)
Matthew 24:24
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Matthew 24:23-25 (in Context) Matthew 24 (Whole Chapter)
(Not that Jesus de Miranda can do any miracles, people need to read their bibles for themselves)
Mark 13:22
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.
Mark 13:21-23 (in Context) Mark 13 (Whole Chapter)
2 Peter 2:1
But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
2 Peter 2:1-3 (in Context) 2 Peter 2 (Whole Chapter)
1 John 4:1
Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
1 John 4:1-3 (in Context) 1 John 4 (Whole Chapter)
In the last days there WILL be many false prophets hence people should follow the above text :- 1 John 4:1
April 26th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Ally, there is a lot of Christian swampland that you have bought hook, line and sinker. You must like the taste of all the bullshit that you’ve been swallowing.
The path of the phrenic nerve would be a design error if in fact it was designed at all (obviously it wasn’t).
Futhermore, the mere fact that you are susceptible to disease, and that the causes of those diseases are demonstrably and observedly products of evolution, shows just how ludicrous Christian creationism is.
Again, pick up a National Geographic and read it. The evidence for evolution is overwhelming. Christianity is a set of superstitions from a primitive past, with no substance, no evidence to support it, and a lot of evil built in. Best to put it behind you and get with the modern world.
Religion is for the ignorant, the gullible, and the stupid, and for those who would profit from them.
April 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I agree. There is no better foundation than the Bible. Science is not always reliable as it is forever changing. Scientists said the Bible was wrong because there was no evidence of the ancient Hittites. Then they found evidence.
The idea of evolution is absurd. It can never grow to be any more than a hypothesis as no one was there to observe it.
Creation, on the other hand, is quite provable as God was there to see it, since he performed it and tells us all about it. Man’s primary reason for his creation was to fellowship with God. If you are a believer who trusts in God, then you can see that the possibility of the earth being populated by two humans is a disprovable philosophy. The farther you go back into human history, the purer the human gene pool becomes, allowing brothers and sisters to have children together, without any flaws in their bodies.
And also, yes korgan, our Lord is a vengeful, jealous God. The Bible says so. I wouldn’t be to happy if the human race I created and thought to be “good” in the beginning, turned out to be a race of lying, stealing, killing, vulger, filthy, and profane beings. We deserve to go to hell, you and I both. But God was merciful and loving loving enough to give those that accept him a way out, including you.
Romans 6:23 “For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”
Whether or not you like it-
There is a God and only fools say otherwise
Psalms 14:1 “The fool hath said in his heart There is no God.”
-God loves you
1 John 4:19 “We loved him because he *first loved us*”
-You are a sinner
Romans 3:23 “For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God”
-There is one way out of hell and that is-Acts 16:31 ” ..Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.”
Korgan, will you accept the Lord Jesus Christ as you Savior and live with him in Paradise? It is simple, and it is the most important thing you will do in your life.
April 26th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I have already rejected your silly Christ myth as being obviously nothing more than superstition, for reasons already clearly stated.
Now, will you accept reason and evidence or will you go on believing in your absurd and primitive bible myths? Christianity has been very clearly shown to you to be fictional and hurtful, and it is high time for you and other Christian apologists to stop promoting the evil guidance within your big book of horrors, racism, and sexism.
Fortunately, people are leaving your religion and all its ills in droves, and Christianity will hopefully be fully consigned to the dustbin of history in not too much more time
How can you accept that book of horrors known as the bible as life guidance when it is not even self-consistent?
Religion is ridiculous.
April 26th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Korgan, even though you have rejected Christ, He will always be there, with his loving arms wide open, waiting for you to bow on your knee and accept him. If not, you will still bow before him at the Great White Throne Judgment, as will all others who have rejected Christ. I am sincerely sorry for you, and I hope that you will turn from the lies you believe in. I am sorry that you will not be my brother in Christ. I am sorry that you will be cast into the lake of fire, as uber blondie harshly said, which is not “worsening our weak case”. Lastly, I am sorry that you have probably led more potential, or new believers astray. Is there nothing that convince people today? Maybe, we need more sound, doctrinal preaching, from a man of God. More so, we need hell fire brimstone preaching more.
April 26th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
D., fuck off and go away, and take your promotion of your hateful, vengeful (as you have finally acknowledged) god myth book and shove it up your ass.
April 26th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
No, there are sinners here to be saved, like you athiests! I will never give up trying to win people over to Christ! Never! If I do, your blood will be on my hands! It will be my fault! If I continue to try, It will not be my fault if you athiests do not believe! Anyway being on this board has strengthened me spiritually.
My God has a soft spot for you korgan, and He wishes for you to be saved.
April 26th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
D, go read Letter to a Christian Nation by Sam Harris, and perhaps The God Delusion, by Richard Dawkins. Don’t come back until you’ve read them.
It’s really time for you to expand your reading beyond the bible stories of your childhood. There’s a better world out there than what your book of horrors known as the bible can guide you to.
Finally, you’ve admitted that your god is vengeful and jealous. Those characteristics are inconsistent with your claims regarding the characteristics of your god-myth, so we are making progress.
Religion is ridiculous.
April 26th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I had to turn my head from that trash. I have corrupted my mind with idiotic ideas of a sinful compromiser. I’ll never get back that time. I could have used that time to read the Bible, a saved martyr book, or missionary book, and further my knowledge of the Bible and be closer to God.
The Bible is a Believers final authority on all things. It is all I need.
“All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable, for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:”
I will try to read the other author’s work.
April 27th, 2009 at 12:08 am
hahaha blabber is doin exactly what I told u he would do!!
He’s not got anything else to say so he said **** off haha! just like when he says the hyroket bot has been defeated lol
April 27th, 2009 at 3:41 am
Uber blondie,
April 27th, 2009 at 8:34 am
D, it has already been irrefutably demonstrated to you, in quote after quote, that the bible has many errors in it, and is not self-consistent.
Therefore, in your statement “The Bible is a Believers final authority on all things. It is all I need.”, you are demonstrating yet again that your life guidance is on a poor foundation (and a violent, vicious, racist and sexist one at that).
Your statement is quite typical of those who have swallowed the Christian fables. Belief in those fables has had terrible consequences for humanity, through the Inquisitions and Crusades, and much more. Take the religion blinders off and do some introductory reading about evolution, such as What Evolution Is, by Ernst Mayr. Open your mind and eventually you might see through the nonsense of your bible stories.
Time after time, your statements about terrorism, about the bible, and about god have been conclusively shown to be wrong. You really need to do some studying beyond your narrow (and erroneous) Christian fiction.
Religion is ridiculous.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:08 am
I don’t need that trash that your mind has been corrupted by. I wonder if you were born into a family of athiests, and it is your parent’s fault you are. Or maybe your parents were God fearing Believers and you just *couldn’t take it*.
And no, the Bible does not have any contradictions in it.
Your athiestic beliefs are a hinderance to yourself and other potential Believers. I pity you in that your mind is closed and no other believers can change it.
Also, the catholics were the ones who started the “crusades”. They have distorted God’s word and permanently scarred the name of Christianity. Thats why I say “Believer” instead, to not be confused with twisted catholics.
I am not a baby sprinkling, priest confessing, *Mary the mother of God* worshipping(pfffft), compromising catholic. I’m glad I am an independent, fundemental, missionary supporting, 1611 KJV using, God loving, God praising, God obeying, lost sinner saving, saved by the Blood of the Lamb baptist Believer.
I’m also glad i’m not a morally deprived athiest, thank the Lord God Almighty. Will you believe, korgan, and accept Jesus Christ as your Savior, and be saved from torment? God help you Korgan, to understand that without Him, you are lost without hope. With all *my* heart, I will ask God to convict *your* heart before it is too late.
I may not be able to convince you, but God has a way of convicting hearts. You may just be saved yet.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:29 am
D,
A short list of the many contradictions in the bible can be found here, and the link as text for your convenience is
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/by_name.html
Combine that with the fine examples of contradictions in the bible that jagannath has already provided you with. Your case and your claims for your absurd Christian dogma grow weaker every time you post.
Religion is ridiculous.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:31 am
D, have you learnt what Pascal’s Wager is yet? You showed earlier that you were completely ignorant of why your common argument that was based on it was invalid.
A convenient link for reading about Pascal’s Wager is here, and again as plain text:
http://www.geocities.com/paulntobin/pascal.html.
This site will also be quite illuminating for you:
http://www.geocities.com/paulntobin/central.html
Understanding some of the content therein will get you well on the way to better critical thinking and to leaving your evil Christian fables behind.
Religion is a disease of the mind. Inoculate against it with reason.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:36 am
D, have you learnt what Pascal’s Wager is yet? You showed earlier that you were completely ignorant of why your all-too-common argument that was based on it was invalid.
A convenient link for reading about Pascal’s Wager is here:
http://www.geocities.com/paulntobin/pascal.html.
This site will also be quite illuminating for you:
http://www.geocities.com/paulntobin/central.html
Understanding some of the content therein will get you well on the way to better critical thinking and to leaving your evil Christian fables behind.
Religion is a disease of the mind. Inoculate against it with reason.
April 27th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
How does it make any sense the believe in an archaic translation of an even more archaic group of texts. Imagine all that has been learned in the last 400 years about the culture in which the texts were originally written. You are a fool.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Our KJV was translated from-
Greek text which was translated from-
Byzantine text which was translated from-
Original Autographs
April 27th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
You could have translated it directly from the original Byzantine, but if you lack the tool of the culture that it was written in you can never fully understand the meaning of the texts.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
No i couldn’t have because I was not alive. They chose greek because it was known widely by scholars and many others. They were fascinated by greek and many could read it.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
You miss the point you fool.
But I’ll take this time to point out more flaws in our logic, man is flawed. So, saying that, there were two translations prior to your foolish one for errors to have crept in. Assuming the KJV scholars translated it perfectly you’d have to content with errors through two other translations. Of course, they are men also, and flawed. In summation, you guide you life by texts written 2000 year before you were born, in a culture completely different from your own, that has had three translations to be riddled with errors. Once again, you are a fool.
April 27th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Think what you want. I belief in inspiration and preservation of the Holy scriptures.
I am no fool.
April 27th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
(Re-word)Think what you want. My belief that the Holy scriptures are inspired and perserved will not weaken or fade.
I am no fool.
April 27th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Timothy Keller, The Reason for God: Belief in an Age of Skepticism: “The only way to doubt Christianity rightly and fairly is to discern the alternate belief under each of your doubts and then to ask yourself what reasons you have for believing it. How do you know your belief is true? It would be inconsistent to require more justification for Christian belief than you do for your own, but that is frequently what happens. In fairness you must doubt your doubts.” (xviii)
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“Doubt, like faith, has to be learned. It is a skill.” (13)
April 27th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
1 Peter 1:24 “FOR ALL FLESH IS AS GRASS, AND ALL THE GLORY OF MAN AS THE FLOWER OF GRASS. THE GRASS WITHERETH, AND THE FLOWER FADETH AWAY:
1 Peter 1:25 “BUT THE WORD OF THE LORD ENDURETH FOREVER. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.”
April 27th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Amaranth doesn’t fade away. It is the immortal flower.
All religions eventually pass by the wayside. Why don’t you think anyone worships Zeus anymore? Fool.
April 28th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
marc, i know a thing or 2 about plants an yes amaranth does die
the verse is talking about all things passing away but the Bible doesnt pass away which is true. hey korgans not on so u win blabber of the day why do u say fool so much maybe u r 1 /:P
April 28th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
haha doofy jagganath those verses u said 2 me r talking about false prophets haha read the whole chapter silly and romans 1:30 is talking about the whole race of mankind im 15 and i know what these verses mean and you dont haha ;P athiests wont understand the Bible unless they get saved, or when the great white throne judgement happens and they bow to God and he throws them in hell 4 not believing in Jesus. Athiests dont understand the Bible All they understand is stupid evolution that is wrong anyway :D
April 28th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
I never said the Amaranth doesn’t die. I said it doesn’t fade away. It used in many potpourri because the darn things just don’t rot like they should.
By the way, that verse, 1 Peter, was never written about the Bible you fool. The Bible didn’t even exist when that was written. That is speaking strictly about the idea of what God wants. That, in and of itself is not original either. Budda was teaching much the same things that Jesus did, only 500 year earlier. There is nothing in your little book of fables that is original. Sure, the ideas will last forever only because they were there before your belief system was. You cannot assume that just because your silly little myths say something that they created it. You probably think Metallica wrote Turn the Page and Whiskey in the Jar too, don’t you? Foolish child.
As for Romans, Paul is NOT talking about the whole race of mankind. He is specifically bashing gays and lesbians. Anyone who actually studies the Bible instead of blindly following it will tell you that.
If Anthiest can’t understand the Bible how are they supposed to get converted. I guess your giant sky fairy doesn’t really care as much as he says he does. You, and you “god,” are a charlatan.
P.S. Maybe you should revisit your elementary books concerning proper sentence structure and spelling.
April 29th, 2009 at 7:27 am
Oh srry. the verse means all things will deteriorate not fade like losing colors or rotting. Um, no he isnt talking just about sodomites because verse 20 says the wrath of God is on all ungodliness. And if ur right, does that mean jag called me a lesbian?!?! O_o Im not that way! X(
why are u saying my spelling and grammer are bad? its a computer i cant type good…. :,(
April 29th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
It’s not 20, it’s 18. Let me make it very clear to your little mind.
Verse 18 mentions “all ungodliness,” and then verse 19 continues the COMPLETE sentence with the pronoun “them.” Verse 20 continues with the pronoun (they) as do verses 21, 22, and finally 23 when he clearly states the individuals he is talking about. Bestiality and homosexuality ensue. Try actually reading and not just regurgitating crap you’ve been spoon fed.
As for the flower, it doesn’t help at all to switch out synonyms. They mean the same thing.
It doesn’t matter if it’s a computer or a pen and paper, English still works. If you can’t type properly it’s doubtful you can write properly, and if that’s the case then you are in sore need of education.
April 29th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
U r so mean for saying that… I try 2 do well in school but its hard sometimes. I got an a in grammer and spelling but I never had keyboarding class and when im typing its hard to hit the keys. Did i mention that i am typing on the wii? its hard 2 hit the right #s and letters. I try though :,(
June 16th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Interesting, I have not heard about this
July 15th, 2009 at 2:31 am
How many MONEY-preachers are yet in HELL ????
The Bible must be preached for FREE.
Read your Holy Bible !!!!!!!!
July 15th, 2009 at 11:47 am
“How many MONEY-preachers are yet in HELL ????”
Considering there is no such place, I would say none.
December 14th, 2009 at 9:25 am
I wanted to thank you for this information on the divorce process! I certainly enjoyed every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out any new stuff you post.
August 16th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Marc, you show your ignorance in post 65.
The “word of God” those verses are speaking of is the old scrolls of the first autographs of the Bible.
Yes, the Bible did exist when 1 Peter was written. What a completely moronic statement, Marc. The actual hebrew and greek copies, especially pertaining to the books of the law and such were alive and well. In addition, God is omniscient, so what relevance would “the Bible didn’t exist yet” have? A complete and utter fail on your part.
And as for you harrassment of Blondes writing style, FYI, in post 63, on your first sentence, you did not use correct apostrophes. One is necessary when using the word it(which should be it’s).
Try not to criti people when you cannot follow your own standards.
Heh. I believe uber will be the onnce to convince you athiest to see the truth. I know it won’t be me. I’m to harsh. At least she has good heart.
August 16th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
I failed to understand. Now I know better. I read here
http://evilbible.com
It’s 2010. Fuck your stupid jesus stories.