Jesus Stuck In New England Traffic

Tebow fans and religious freaks alike were all set for Saturday night’s playoff game between the Broncos and the Patriots. With Jesus favoring the Broncos heavily, Denver fans were all too confident. With a 14 point deficit after just the first quarter, many figured that Jesus was just spotting the Patriots a few points to make it interesting. But with a 28 point deficit at the half, some started wondering what Jesus was up to. Was he setting the stage for the most dramatic comeback of all time?

With the Patriot’s lead steadily increasing throughout the 3rd quarter, some Tebow fans started feeling worried. Others held out for a 4th quarter crusade of sorts that would unleash a biblical fury on the Patriots. It never came. Denver fans and the faithful stood in disbelief as the mighty Tebow fell from the heavens without the help of Jesus. Tebow threw for a paltry 136 yards and 0 touchdowns. Ouch!

Enjoy this clip of Tebowie from Jimmy Fallon in remembrance of the fallen angel Tim Tebow.

http://religiousfreaks.com/UserFiles/Media/jimmy.fallon.tebowie.flv

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