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Some People Are Sikh Of Jay Leno

Honestly I’m not a fan of Jay Leno or the Tonight Show. But Leno finally managed to get a laugh out of me though the other day when Presidential candidate Mitt Romney was forced to release his tax return. It proved the obvious… Romney is wealthy. Really wealthy. So Leno decided to do a slideshow [...]

World’s Greatest Church Singer… EVER!

Holy shit! Ever wonder what a prepubescent George Costanza would be like if he sang at a church? Well today is your lucky day! Sit back and listen to this beauty, “Looking For a City.” If you can make it through the whole thing in one sitting then you’re tougher than I.

Atheists Are Empty-Headed Accidents?

Recently a church in South Africa was ordered to take down a billboard. It was erected last year in a prominent position on the property of the Rivers Church in the Sandton suburb of Johannesburg. The billboard states, “An Atheist is a man who believes himself to be an accident” which is a famous quote [...]

Blazing Saddles, Flaming Bulls, And Hot Dogs?

Today officially marks the Feast of Saint Anthony, seen by many as the Patron Saint of Animals. And what better way to celebrate this special day then by making out with your furry friend in the comfort of a church. Not quite your style? Fair enough, how about creating a humongous bonfire in the street [...]

Jesus Stuck In New England Traffic

Tebow fans and religious freaks alike were all set for Saturday night’s playoff game between the Broncos and the Patriots. With Jesus favoring the Broncos heavily, Denver fans were all too confident. With a 14 point deficit after just the first quarter, many figured that Jesus was just spotting the Patriots a few points to [...]

43% Of Americans Are F^ck!ng Stupid

It’s finally Friday and like me, many Americans are looking forward to the playoffs this weekend. While there are four games, one in particular is reaching “heavenly” proportions. That game of course is Tim “Jesus” Tebow and the Denver Broncos vs. The New England Patriots. For those of you unaware of the whole Tebow mess, [...]

Pope: Gay Marriage Ultimate Threat To Humanity

It’s 2012 and as we all know it’s the end of the world. The Mayans predicted hundreds of years ago, but forgot the mention exactly how it would end. Some believe that a killer asteroid would slam into the Earth leading to a fate similar to the dinosaurs some 2500 years ago. Others think it’ll [...]

Yet Another Reason To Detest Justin Bieber

Take your pick. Maybe it’s his ginormous Bert-like eyebrows that look as if they’re glued on his head, or that prepubescent shrill of a voice that makes your skin crawl. There’s something about Justin Bieber that makes putting ice picks in your ears an attractive idea. Honestly I’d rather chew aluminum foil while massaging Rosanne [...]

Victoria Jackson Doubles Down On Stupid

What do former SNL star Victoria Jackson and crazy have in common? As it turns out… Everything. For those who aren’t familiar with Victoria Jackson; she was born in Miami and raised by devout Christian parents in a home without a television. She was a cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, and went on to attend Florida Bible [...]

The Sharia Don’t Like It — Don’t Rock The Casbah

Joe Strummer, lead vocalist of the British punk rock band The Clash, is rolling over in his grave over recent events in Aceh Indonesia. Last week police rounded up 65 youths during a punk rock concert and brought them to a detention center for “reeducation.” Their crime? Being punk rockers. Not only were these youths [...]