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Second Coming Gets Crucified In Divorce Court

It just goes to show what a messed up world do we live in when even Jesus Christ himself can’t get a fair shake in court! Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, aka the 2nd Coming, just got fleeced in Miami divorce court to tune of $2.2 million in cash and properties. Oddly enough the judge [...]

Magical Black Jesus Fools The Flock Yet Again

Tens of thousands of Filipino Catholics flooded the streets of Manila today in hopes of touching a 17th century dark-skinned statue of Jesus Christ… known by his fellow gang members simply as The Black Nazarene or Magical Black Jesus (MBJ for short). Complete story here. Now to the untrained eye it would appear that these [...]

GO BACK TO THE OVEN!

The clip takes place in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida on December 30. On one side of the street there are several extremely pissed off and vocal Muslims protesting Israel’s latest round of attacks on Hamas. And of course on the other side we have the pro-Israeli contingent. My guess is they were just as loud, but [...]

Holy SHi’ITe Kids! Happy Ashura!

Happy Ashura everyone! In case you’ve missed this years festivities you can see how kids from Lebanon and Baghdad celebrated this special occasion…

Children Finally Safe From Terrifying 10-Foot Jesus

The children of West Sussex eagerly emerged from the safety of their homes for the first time in over 40 years to celebrate the capture and subsequent removal of Jesus. Jesus moved to the neighborhood in 1963 following the construction of his new home. Residents were immediately weary of their new 10-foot tall charcoal-skinned neighbor [...]

All Aboard The Atheist Bus–Next Stop Hell

Today 800 buses, all across the UK, will hit the streets promoting Atheism. The project, known simply as The Atheist Bus Campaign, was the brainchild of 28-year-old TV comedy writer Ariane Sherine. The campaign has been a phenomenal success and has garnered the unbridled support of Richard Dawkins. I’d like to be the first one [...]

Abstinence Programs Effectively Promote Ignorance

First off I’d like to dedicate my first real post this year to Shaze, a kind and warm individual who is nothing short of an inspiration to us all. Oh wait a sec… no it’s because this article is about sex ;) Last week Janet Rosenbaum, Ph.D., of John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, [...]

What Do You Mean The Earth Is 5000 Years Old!?!?!?!

A few months ago I was ready to throw in the towel with ReligiousFreaks. After a rough year I felt that I couldn’t muster the energy needed to keep up the good fight. Even worse I started to feel that I wasn’t fighting the “good” fight, much less making a positive difference. Hopelessness comes to [...]

Happy New Year Everyone!

I’d like to chime in and wish everyone here a Happy New Year and let you all know that I’m still alive and kicking. There’s so much for me to talk about that I’m not even sure where to begin… or even how to begin. But this is a start! Over the next few days [...]

Fitna–Geert Wilders’ Film Critical Of Koran

Right-wing Dutch lawmaker Geert Wilders launched his film Fitna today in which he accuses the Koran of inciting violence. Not quite sure where he got that idea ;) Anyways, take a peek for yourself. It’s a mere 15 minutes so you won’t waste too much of your time :) Get the Flash Player to see [...]