Slogan Fest
Religous Freaks is in need of a new slogan or two. Currently we are simply…
ReligiousFreaks.com –Ones Man’s Quest Against Religious Idiocy
Another one could be…
ReligiousFreaks.com –Religion On The Cross
While I like them, I know there are better ones. If you have any suggestions, just leave a comment below with your idea. Even if you think it’s bad, others may feed off of it and create something new.
I think this will be a fun experiment! Once I get a sizable list I’ll put up a poll for everyone to select the most popular :)
Be sure to leave your email when you leave a comment to get credit for your submission. I may have a little something for you :)
Have fun!
July 23rd, 2006 at 5:15 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com -Because God doesn’t criticize His own followers, no matter how much they need it
July 23rd, 2006 at 5:57 pm
http://www.1337gamer.com/random/religious-freaks.png
July 23rd, 2006 at 8:58 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com - Convert the masses!
July 24th, 2006 at 1:56 am
Religous Freaks - Christinsanity, Mulsimania, Hindunatics and more!
;)
July 24th, 2006 at 7:53 am
ReligiousFreaks.com - The devil’s advocate.
ReligiousFreaks.com - The Hitchhiker’s Guide to religions
ReligiousFreaks.com - Unconvert the masses!
ReligiousFreaks.com - Your own personal daemon.
(I’m not really happy about this one, should be Your own personal ’something’)
ReligiousFreaks.com - I want to believe :)
(this would like to be a joke but fails at it :(
July 24th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com - Because some like to do the thinking for themselves.
July 24th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com - Ridiculing cult members since 2005
ReligiousFreaks.com - Have you mocked a major religion today?
ReligiousFreaks.com - Persecution is hip again!
ReligiousFreaks.com - Snorting communion wine out its nose since 2005.
ReligiousFreaks.com - You wouldn’t believe what they believe!
July 24th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
heh cute entries, i’d liek to take a cue from a book on religion ‘many banks one river’
Religiousfreaks.com - One roadtrip, many hitchhikers.
July 25th, 2006 at 3:44 am
Religiousfreaks.com - Laughing in the face of it’s adversaries
July 25th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Religiousfreaks.com - Scaring the Jesus out of you!
Religiousfreaks.com - Exposing evil in all its forms.
July 25th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
Some are original and others were made from generic phrases:
Hell Yes!
Can’t Do It In Real Life? Do It On Freaks.
Making Freaks Taste Better.
The Religious Freaks Effect
A Dogma Near You
It’s That Religious Feeling
Religious Freaks Wanted
Faith In Mayhem
Show Me The Freaks!
God’s Little Secret
The Future’s Bright. The Future’s Freaks.
I Am Stuck On Freaks, ‘Cause Freaks’s Stuck On Me.
America’s Most Trusted Faith.
Say It With Faith.
Biting The Hand That Feeds Faith.
Get The Faith Out
What Would You Do For A God
What’s Your Faith?
The Joy Of Faith
Hope you’ll like them :)
July 26th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Religiousfreaks.com - Watching them ruin it for the rest of them
July 27th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
“A support group for all God’s frothers.” (you could substitute ‘lunatics’ or ‘morons’ etc. but I think ‘frothers’ sounds more fun)
“Where fanaticism only gets you to a padded cell.”
“God’s safety instruction manual.”
“Defeating stupidity one zealot at a time.”
“Center for international studies in religious idiocy.”
“Introducing humanity to religion’s insane side.”
July 29th, 2006 at 12:18 am
Religiousfreaks.com - Because priests only give a bag of chips and a bottle of soda pop for a blow job.
Religiousfreaks.com - Really, we’re laughing *with* them.
Religiousfreaks.com - Free clips of Jesus, Buddha and Allah doing The Elephant Walk!
July 29th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Religiousfreaks.com: In soviet russia, you persecute religion!
July 30th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Religiousfreaks.com - Where gods go for a break
Religiousfreaks.com - Bigger than Jesus
July 31st, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Religiousfreaks.com - When you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
August 1st, 2006 at 1:15 am
Religiousfreaks.com
-Because household chemicals aren’t the only thing that should have come with a warning lable.
-In case of fundamentalism please induce vomiting.
-If religious texts have made contact with eyes, please flush thuroughly with gasmonso.
-Changing your beliefs every 3 months or 3,000 miles.
-Changing your Fool Filter since October ‘05
August 1st, 2006 at 3:27 am
50 Million Fundamentalists Can’t Be Wrong
August 1st, 2006 at 5:51 pm
RF.com: Tracking the Elective Unconscious since 2002.
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:06 am
Religiousfreaks.com - Because God wants it this way!
August 14th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Religiousfreaks.com - God made me Deist, who are you to question his wisdom?
August 16th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Religiousfreaks.com - Thank God we’re Atheists
August 18th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
Religiousfreaks.com: because no one else will.
August 29th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Religiousfreaks.com - Because there’s no excuse for ignorance
September 6th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
I agree with Andrew:
Scaring the Jesus out of you!
September 9th, 2006 at 5:32 am
The Dark Side of the Loonies
September 10th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
Why limit yourself to one?Most of these are good, so use them all in some sort of rotating fashion, sort of like antiwar.com ’s random antiwar quotes.
September 12th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
how about:
-because back then we thought the world was flat.
-because the other 99.9% of what we thought we knew 2000 years ago was wrong.
-because everything else has changed since 0 AD.
-because we’ve learned a lot in 2000 years.
-free thinkers wanted.
and finally:
-RF.com: Because the world needs one less thing that can be used to control people.
In general, the strongest argument I can come up with comes from what I know about psychology, but couldnt think of a good way to work it in. Anybody else? Enjoy!
September 13th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
While not religous…. I still think its funny….
dyslexics of the world untie!!!!
September 13th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Yeti Says:
July 30th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Religiousfreaks.com - Bigger than Jesus
This is my favorite
September 14th, 2006 at 11:29 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com
Why nailed to the cross, when you can be nailed to the hose
Jesus is cuming, get towels!!
September 16th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com - The Gods Must Be Crazy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080801/
September 26th, 2006 at 6:17 am
religiousfreaks.com:— a battlefield
September 26th, 2006 at 6:17 am
religiousfreaks.com:— cold war battlefield
October 2nd, 2006 at 12:12 pm
religiousfreaks.com - without the darkness that surrounds us….we would never see the stars!!
October 2nd, 2006 at 12:15 pm
religiousfreaks.com - Fresh ideas are grown out of stale situations!
October 3rd, 2006 at 2:32 pm
religiosfreak.com
- if you prefer reason over fantasy
- won’t let a few spoil it for all of us
- if you fail to be naive enough for believe
- god left- religiosfreak is here to stay
- (like a news-header) God’s exclusive dementy on religiosfreak: “i have nothing t do with it!”
October 3rd, 2006 at 3:18 pm
I still like the Bigger Than Jesus one the best… http://www.biggercheese.com
However, “We take the “fun” out of fundamentalism” tops my list.
October 30th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
“bigger then jesus” and “Scaring the jesus out of you”
are the best i think
October 30th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
right, forgot to ass my own:
“Educating the masses sinse [date here]“
October 30th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
uhm…that should be spelled with two D’s
November 2nd, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Religious freaks - faith can move mountains…..she’s a big girl
November 10th, 2006 at 4:39 am
Where God Saves People From His Followers
November 10th, 2006 at 4:40 am
Jesus Loves You But He’s Not In Love With You
November 10th, 2006 at 4:42 am
The Place Where Jesus Loves You,
But the Rest of us Think You Might Be An A**hole
November 10th, 2006 at 4:43 am
God’s Favorite Vacation Spot!
November 10th, 2006 at 4:45 am
Give a Man a Fish, He’ll Eat For A Day,
Teach Him to Fish and he can feed you!
November 10th, 2006 at 9:36 am
I’ve personaly always liked
“Build a man a fire you keep him warm for a night
Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.”
November 14th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
religiousfreaks.com - you know it makes sense
November 15th, 2006 at 3:18 am
- All hail mighty Zeus, God of Thunder!
- The power of Christ compels you… to read further
- Because Jesus will never hate us for what we say
November 21st, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Beleive in yourselves, Sheeple.
December 5th, 2006 at 4:41 am
Religious Freaks - Jesus’ First Stop for News
December 5th, 2006 at 5:31 am
Religious Freaks - Your cross to bear
December 5th, 2006 at 8:44 am
Religious Freaks - Because faith is retarded.
December 5th, 2006 at 10:08 am
I prefer the following version of teaching to fish:
Give a man a fish and he will love you for a day,
Teach him to fish and he will hate you for his entire life!
January 29th, 2007 at 8:36 am
Crazies for Christ, Mad Men for Muhammad, Yahoos for Yahweh…Oh, my!
January 29th, 2007 at 8:37 am
Sane, not saved.
January 30th, 2007 at 8:16 am
Riffing off of Shaze (39) here:
We take the “fun†out of fundamentalism, and put the “mental” back in.
February 21st, 2007 at 3:05 am
ReligiousFreaks.com…
Sponsored by Theism: Killing in God’s name since 2000 B.C.E.
Canon fodder for the soul
Where faith is fiction
February 21st, 2007 at 8:12 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com – Resistance is Futile
ReligiousFreaks.com – Follow them all and be saved
ReligiousFreaks.com – Scared Followers Inside
February 21st, 2007 at 8:12 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com - Home of the World Famous Extremists.
ReligiousFreaks.com - Extremists Served Daily
ReligiousFreaks.com - from one extreme to the other
ReligiousFreaks.com - Extremists welcomed
February 24th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com- Because everyone loves a one sided conversation. (I wish I knew that before I agreed to posting my article. Just kidding. Just wnated to have a little fun haven’t found anything of inerest for awile.)
February 25th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com- Dead Dogma in the Road
March 8th, 2007 at 1:57 am
Tempt Your Faith
March 8th, 2007 at 1:58 am
A Subsidiary of the CDC
March 8th, 2007 at 2:01 am
A Critical Analyses of God’s Creatures
March 8th, 2007 at 2:12 am
The Hottest Site on the Web
March 8th, 2007 at 2:14 am
God Didn’t See This Coming
March 8th, 2007 at 2:16 am
Current Events in God’s Plan
March 8th, 2007 at 2:17 am
Recommended By 4 out of 5 Molested Children
March 8th, 2007 at 2:21 am
God’s Plan is a Comedy
March 8th, 2007 at 2:24 am
God Hates Grandma
March 8th, 2007 at 2:27 am
One Man’s Crusade to Crucify Religion
March 8th, 2007 at 2:30 am
It’s All Fundamentalism Until Someone Gets Hurt
March 8th, 2007 at 2:35 am
Blasphemy for the Infidels
March 8th, 2007 at 2:41 am
Fundamentalists do the Darndest Things!
March 8th, 2007 at 2:45 am
In God They Lust
March 8th, 2007 at 2:49 am
God Loves His Overachievers
March 8th, 2007 at 3:15 am
Time For a Good ol’ Fashioned Book-Burnin’
March 8th, 2007 at 11:49 am
“A Subsidiary of the CDC”
This one I like.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:34 am
Exorcising the Religious Right
March 9th, 2007 at 3:41 am
Remnants of the Dark Ages
March 9th, 2007 at 3:53 am
Grown-ups Believe the Damndest Things!
March 9th, 2007 at 4:19 am
Superfans of Ancient Scripture
or
Superfans of Ancient Scripture and the Subhumans that Mock Them
Droppin’ Logic Bombs on Yo Mass
March 9th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Religious Freaks - Crucifixion…Hahah
Religious Freaks - Speaking in Tongues is creepy
Religious Freaks - Just Relax Religious Extremists
Religious Freaks - Jesus Toast Rox my Sox
Religious Freaks - Hitler was a Christian too!
Religious Freaks - (Insert Clever Slogan Here)
March 10th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Religious Freaks - Making fun of religion
Religious Freaks - How’s your Jesus Christ hanging?
Religious Freaks - Kill your idol
Religious Freaks - Don’t hide in a burning Bush
Religious Freaks - Where every vote counts
Religious Freaks - Stand up and be counted
Religious Freaks - Where religion doesn’t matter
Religious Freaks - See you in Hell, and don’t be late!
Religious Freaks - What the hell
Religious Freaks - God’s biggest nightmare
Religious Freaks - Because God doesn’t
March 10th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Religious Freaks - Where God is a four letter word
Religious Freaks - Gods not welcome!
Religious Freaks - Where godwit is not a bird!
Footnote: A godwit IS a bird, actually, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwit
March 11th, 2007 at 3:53 am
Witness the Witlessness
March 11th, 2007 at 9:39 am
PvtRyan Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Religiousfreaks.com - Thank God we’re Atheists
I think this speaks volumes.
March 11th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Gasmonso, here’s one for you that just popped into my head:
Religiousfreaks.com - Holy Shit
Might drive some people away, though. Maybe for use on April Fool’s Day only!
Cheers,
Korgan
March 12th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Religiousfreaks.com- where their numbers count for nothing
SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 24th, 2007 at 9:43 am
ReligiousFreaks.com: It’s Sacrilicious!
ReligiousFreaks.com: Blasphemy? A Blast for You!
ReligiousFreaks.com: We don’t believe in the devil either.
ReligiousFreaks.com: One Hell of a Time
ReligiousFreaks.com: The Finest in Handcrafted Sanity, Since 2005
March 31st, 2007 at 6:42 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com: Creating OUR own cute story
April 1st, 2007 at 12:34 pm
We challenge the doctrines that they’ve been preaching
April 9th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Because my God is better than your god.
(only works for Catholics)- at least we have a Pope!
2000 years and still going strong!!
April 15th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com - The gods must be crazy
April 16th, 2007 at 12:14 am
ReligiousFreaks.com - Our faith’s in You
April 16th, 2007 at 12:17 am
ReligiousFreaks.com - Your Choice.
May 14th, 2007 at 5:21 am
ReligiousFreaks.com - Putting the Doubt in Devout
May 14th, 2007 at 5:22 am
ReligiousFreaks.com - Don’t confuse me with facts, I’ve made my mind up.
May 17th, 2007 at 1:14 am
Us 1 Falwell 0
May 31st, 2007 at 11:18 pm
ReligousFreaks.com Pessimist Preachings of the perverted kind.
June 19th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com - Believing in the nonbelievers
ReligiousFreaks.com - Becouse who needs a God if we have (insert name)
create a big list of names and pick one at random at every refresh. examples:
Gasmonso
Chuck Norris
Yourself
My girlfriend
Bush
People who talk back
David Blain
etc.
June 23rd, 2007 at 6:45 pm
I like your original. This is the first time I’ve come across your site, but I’ve had the same idea forever. I like my combined version better, though. I call it “religidiocy”. Popularize the phrase, dude.
Keep the faith.
June 28th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com - More hits than a public stoning
ReligiousFreaks.com - Because there’s no promise of internet in the afterlife
ReligiousFreaks.com - Because your religion’s website hasn’t been updated in 2,000 years
ReligiousFreaks.com - We’ll tell you how to live the other six days out of the week
June 28th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Maybe this one will be dated too quick, but its relevant now:
ReligiousFreaks.com - Web hits 4 Jesus
Didn’t we already take a survey about these?
July 1st, 2007 at 6:48 am
ReligiousFreaks.com-Becouse everyone needs something to blame their problems on
July 15th, 2007 at 3:02 am
ReligiousFreaks.com-always learning, but never coming to the truth!
July 19th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
S/servants
W/With
AT/ITUDE
NO JESUS NO HEAVEN
KNOW JESUS KNOW HEAVEN
my worlds on fire how bout yours thats the way he likes cuz we never get bored
jesus rox my holy sox
keeping people from getting stoned. those were the days.
3 nails+1cross=4given the best math problem in my life
because buddah wont be judging us
jesus my anti-world
he gives an inch and lets us take a mile
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Wer’e sending Jesus to the principals office.
August 10th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
“Shining a bright cleansing light on religious agendas.”
August 13th, 2007 at 4:00 am
christ is cross, islam is lame
August 13th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Andrew,
Islam is not lame, and if you are smart enough, you would know that Gasonmo will never accept such a slogan, but I think you should have replaced Islam with Andrew in you slogan.
August 14th, 2007 at 4:51 am
Hey, I thought it was funny. That’s really all it’s about.
besides, this is no place for an argument.
August 14th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Religious Freaks.com- Because People are dumb!
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Hey folks - first time here.
I can’t believe no-one has suggested “Oh my God!” as a slogan :)
November 30th, 2007 at 11:39 am
mohamed,
Reread 113. It was posted by “Andre” not by me. I think Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, and most other religions are fascinating to learn about and discuss. Not lame.
But this (and some other posts in other sections) taught me one valuable lesson. If you stop visiting this site for a few months, people with your same name or similar names start posting things that make you look like a jackass, an idiot, or both.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Have been pondering…
How about..
Religiousfreaks.com - Because some things are more important than calling your teddy bear Mohammed!
OR
Religiousfreaks.com - Don’t Believe The Hype
OR
Religiousfreaks.com - More ‘Profit’ than ‘Prophet’
OR
Religiousfreaks.com - God Only Knows Why
OR
Religiousfreaks.com - We have better things to do on a Sunday than pray
December 10th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
My creative juices are flowing..
Religiousfreaks.com - Well I’ll be damned
OR
Religiousfreaks.com - The Antichrist Superstars
OR
Religiousfreaks.com - For When Sanity Finally Strikes
OR
Religiousfreaks.com - Unconverting the preachers rather than preaching to the unconverted
OR
Religiousfreaks.com - We Are The Resurrection… of your sanity!
December 28th, 2007 at 12:44 am
“Because we don’t want the whole world in his hands”
or
“God said, “Let there be light” - he wanted it, he got it”
or
“eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil”
or
“One God, Many Lies”
or
“don’t worry we won’t tell Jesus you were here”
January 9th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
religionfreaks.com:
“come holy up yourself” or “have Faith”
idk…they took all te good ones!lol
February 1st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
God gave us Reason for a reason!
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
because islam is the truth
February 3rd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
“because islam is the truth”
because islam is the truth, if you’re a mildly retarded violent chauvinist.
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:46 pm
If you need to defend your faith, it is not worth of your faith.
February 9th, 2008 at 6:59 am
Religious Freaks: Dumber than cabbage but far more dangerous.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:18 am
-Because the gods may not be crazy, but some of their followers sure are.
-In case of fire, break dogma here.
-A Quest for peace and understanding among the religious and non-religous, with some nasty flames thrown in (too long, I know, but I like it anyway).
-Where gods have fun messing around with their followers.
-Charting stupidity among the extremists.
-What, me worship?
-Providing the education about religion you should have gotten earlier.
-All in good fundametalism.
-Because a faith unquestioned is a faith unreasoned.
-Turning the lights on blind faith.
-Get your religious freak on!
-Like searching for the holy grail of athiesm.
-Power to the sheeple!
-Trying to send religious stupidity the way of the Dodo.
-Chicken Soup for the reasoning centers of your brain.
-Tidbits of craziness from the religious fringe.
-Because god told you to.
and, finally (because I am tired now):
-For those who want to actually talk religion, not shout it.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Someone else suggested this very idea (the joys of Ctrl-f) - I wholeheartedly support it.
ReligiousFreaks - Holy Shit!
February 24th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com- A spoon full of Valum helps religion go down.
ReligiousFreaks.com- We dine on wine and crakers at the bar.
ReligiousFreaks.com- Until Jesus or Muhammad magically zaps our servers.
ReligiousFreaks.com- Making Muhammad Mad, Muhahahah!
February 24th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com - a non-prophet organization
(I think it’s already taken)
February 24th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
ReligiousFreaks.com- Organized religion is for the birds, and by birds we mean sheep.
February 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Addressing schizophrenia both mild and full blown