University Of Virginia — Cavalier Daily Cartoons

Here’s yet another chapter in the neverending book of cartoons and caricatures. This dose of medicine is brought to you by the University of Virginia’s Cavalier Daily student newspaper.

The cartoons appeared in the Aug 23 and 24 edition in the cartoon section. They mock Jesus, Mary, and Joesph.

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27 Responses to “University Of Virginia — Cavalier Daily Cartoons”

  1. 1
    Religious Freaks » Jesus Ain’t Never Drove! Says:

    […] All 3 cartoons can be found in their new permanent home. […]

  2. 2
    sidfaiwu Says:

    Unlike some other religion-themed comics of recent times, these are actually funny!

  3. 3
    Humanistic Jones Says:

    “Mary, how’d you end up pregnent?! We ain’t never done anything!”
    “Oh, it was immaculate Joe.”
    “It had betta be Mary!”
    “Oh dear, I seem to have turned Joseph into Ralph Kramden.”
    -Eddie Izzard

    I love the first one the most out of these. If Jesus can’t handle a car, I feel sorry for all the “Jesus is my Co-pilot” people.

  4. 4
    Spencer Thayer Says:

    Jesus on a Cartesian Coordinate Plane! HA! Hilarious.

  5. 5
    sidfaiwu Says:

    How would he look in polar coordinates? ;)

  6. 6
    Alcari Says:

    I really hope they do more of these :P

  7. 7
    Sir Chuck Says:

    Humanistic Jones Says:
    September 14th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    “Mary, how’d you end up pregnent?! We ain’t never done anything!”
    “Oh, it was immaculate Joe.”
    “It had betta be Mary!”
    “Oh dear, I seem to have turned Joseph into Ralph Kramden.”
    -Eddie Izzard

    Not to be too uptight…. but that was Robin Williams

  8. 8
    steve Says:

    well now i don’t see any reason to get the mob together and riot or burn a flag or something…ha ha…

  9. 9
    Jim Says:

    Just a bit of trivia here; “immaculate conception” is Catholic doctrine and refers to the so called Virgin Mary’s conception, not Jesus’ conception. Of course, either one is ridiculous in it’s entirety.

    BTW I’m Atheist and I always say…know thine enemy. It’s amazing how many so called Christians don’t know this!
    http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/07674d.htm

  10. 10
    Marty Robinson Says:

    Forgive them Father, for they know not what they are doing or saying.

    God bless you all, in spite of your ignorance.

  11. 11
    Simon Bond Says:

    For give her oh mighty Thor. She knows not the evil that the Being she has called God has perpetrated against your children.

    May Thor still protect you even though you have turned your back on him.

    Cheers

    Simon Bond

  12. 12
    irishthunder Says:

    Forgive them both Wolverine, for they know not the awesomeness that you have bestowed upon the earth. Though they ignore you now, they will witness your adamantium fury when it is their time.

  13. 13
    Sean Says:

    Forgive your father, children of Marty, for he has chosen to give up his ability to think for himself and has decided believe in magical, supernatural beings. He has been brainwashed and has instructed to brainwash you.

    Good luck in becoming a rational, free thinker, in spite of your father’s ignorance.

  14. 14
    Eric Says:

    Everyone is an atheist concerning most of the gods that ever existed. It’s not such a leap to go one god further.

  15. 15
    Michael G Says:

    Stunning — the level of depravity on display here. And those who celebrate it are just as guilty.

    Free thinking is about thinking for yourself. It’s about NOT swallowing whole what your teachers or textbooks say. Odd how most people who call themselves “free thinkers” are neither free nor thinkers.

    Bashing someone’s religion or religious beliefs is childish at best. How defensive do YOU get when someone does this to you? ‘Think’ about it during your ‘free’ time.

  16. 16
    sidfaiwu Says:

    Hello Michael G,

    Bashing someone’s religion or religious beliefs is childish at best.

    While I agree that some of these cartoons are childish, do you consider any criticism of one’s religion to be childish? Would you make the same claim about someone who criticized another’s political beliefs?

  17. 17
    boris Says:

    mt

  18. 18
    irishthunder Says:

    “Free thinking is about thinking for yourself. It’s about NOT swallowing whole what your teachers or textbooks say. Odd how most people who call themselves “free thinkers” are neither free nor thinkers.”

    I agree, it also isn’t listening to npr and watching fox news while tricking yourself into thinking thats somehow better. But it is being able to look at the facts in front of you and reach logical conclusions, and believing some big guy did it all is never a logical conclusion. By the way, “non-believers” always have to defensive, because idiots like you feel you have the right to cram your religion down our throats.

  19. 19
    Kurt Says:

    I agree with Sid: “childish” is the *way* in which something is presented (method is independent of factuality); but any system of thought can (and should) be challenged (Descartes: “Question everything”). This also agrees with Irish: you can hardly question something when force is involved (something akin to the “shotgun wedding”). And, as it seems, with Michael G’s point about thinking for one’s self . . . which makes me question his use of the word “depravity.” Poor taste, maybe, but “depraved?” Besides, I find the “Christ on a Cartesian Coordinate Plane” one clever; it made me laugh.

  20. 20
    Hugo Ortiz Says:

    Funny!? com’ on, what kind of education are you people getting. Do you enjoy mocking around to others beliefs? Just don’t act surprised if you find someone else making fun of you, and not necessarily ‘with’ you. You get what you give. Peace

  21. 21
    irishthunder Says:

    “Do you enjoy mocking around to others beliefs?”

    If there’s something funny about what they believe, like thinking an old dude with a beard will punish you if your not a good boy, Yes.

    “Just don’t act surprised if you find someone else making fun of you, and not necessarily ‘with’ you.

    I realized a long time ago that the great majority of people are complete idiots and me being “laughed at” really wasn’t a bad thing.

  22. 22
    Kurt Says:

    Wear it as a badge of honor Irish! :)

  23. 23
    sidfaiwu Says:

    In response to Hugo Ortiz, I’ll simply revise a comment I made previously.

    Do you enjoy mocking around to others beliefs? Just don’t act surprised if you find someone else making fun of you, and not necessarily ‘with’ you. You get what you give.

    Hugo Ortiz has used the technique of equating beliefs and believers that the religious try to use to insulate their faith from criticism. He is trying to perpetuate the fallacy that the belief and the believer are equivalent. This is a dangerous mistake.

    The implication is that a believer is morally justified should he/she choose to insult someone simple because that person insulted a belief. In other words, it’s okay to harm a thinking, feeling being if that being ‘harms’ a non-thinking, non-feeling belief. One might as well equate the chopping down of a tree to chopping off of a human head. Such reasoning is morally reprehensible, and should be criticized.

  24. 24
    Tim Says:

    I think these cartoons are deplorable. Notice how it isn’t all over the news, though. If it was a cartoon about Muhammad or Jews, there would be a huge uproar. But Christians are fair game, apparently. These cartoons only show how low our society has fallen.

  25. 25
    sidfaiwu Says:

    Hello Tim,

    Exactly how has our society ‘fallen’? Historically speaking, we have the longest life expectancies and lowest levels of violence. What criteria are using to measure society? The cartoons produced by student newspapers?

  26. 26
    Jon Says:

    If it was about Mohammad, people would be protesting…

  27. 27
    Alcari Says:

    Yeah, but luckily, most christians have a sense of humor, and don’t fly into homicidal rage when someone makes fun of a religion.

    And of course, the deists, agnostics and atheists are just laughing at all of them.

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