Archive for May, 2006

Christians Trying to Hijack Yoga

Yoga is an ancient Hindu practice that was developed over 4,000 years ago as a means to spiritual enlightenment. Ok, so I simplified things a bit, but you can get the complete scoop here. The important takeaway from here is that you understand it is deeply rooted in Hinduism. It was only brought to the [...]

Pat Robertson Is No Girlie Man

The Christian Broadcasting Network has recounted the 2003 story of Pat Robertson leg pressing a seemingly impossible 2000 pounds, more than any human on this planet has ever lifted! What’s more impressive is that he did it at an age of 73 with only the help of one mystery trainer and a miracle age-defying shake [...]

God Slaughters Over 5000 Indonesians

God was certainly busy this holiday weekend as he unleashed yet another slew of devistation upon Indonesia, his favorite target. Having used a tsunami last time in December 2004, God’s weapon of choice was the good old dependable earthquake. For maximum effect, God struck early in the morning at 5:54am while most people were sleeping [...]

Kenneth Lay Turns To God After Guilty Verdict

Kenneth Lay, shocked by a guilty verdict for his part in the Enron scandal, turns to God for solace. Before the verdict was read, Lay bowed his head, closed his eyes, and appeared to pray as the jury entered the courtroom to deliver the verdicts that could send him to prison for all of eternity. [...]

Muslim Hypocrites Have A Dirty Little Secret

If you have any clue as to what’s going on in the world right now, then you’re aware that a clash of cultures is taking place. I am of course referring to the ever escalating conflict between Muslims and Western society. By Western society I mean the United States and Europe. Over the last several [...]

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

If you haven’t heard of the Eurovision Song Contest, now is a good time to educate yourself. Essentially it’s a competition to find the best bands in Europe and each country sends a representative band to compete. They’ve been around for 50 years and of course receive little attention here in the US. Nevertheless, I [...]

Madonna Died For Your Sins

Just as humanity was about to give up hope and be cast into the firey pits of damnation for all of eternity, an unlikely Savior makes the ultimate sacrifice.  On May 21, 2006 Madonna, graciously offered herself to God so that we may go on with our meaningless and petty lives. In typical Madonna fashion, [...]

What Is Heaven?

This video just puts a smile on my face. A bunch of kids are asked, "What is heaven?" Good stuff :) Get the Flash Player to see this player.

America Not A Christian Nation

I read this tiny article yesterday and it got me thinking about the religious roots in the US. For those too lazy to read the article, it is very short and sweet. The author claims that the US is not a Christian nation, but a nation where many Christians reside. Furthermore, our forefathers did not [...]

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Take Charlton Heston’s version of Ten Commandments, add a little Samuel L. Jackson, some cool music and gobs of masterful editing. This is the result… Get the Flash Player to see this player.