Leave it to the English to provide yet another fine piece of comedic entertainment. Rowan Atkinson, famous for his roles in Mr. Bean and Blackladder, has some outstanding standup material.
In this clip Atkinson plays the roll of the devil and welcomes a variety of newcomers to hell. You can guess what type of people you’d find there. You have your standard assortment of violent offenders and criminals, but Atkinson throws out a few hilarious surprises.
If you thought you were going to heaven, you better have a look at this video. Apparently Atkinson foresees entire nationalities and even a well-known religion are headed for hell.
Enjoy this brilliant clip and have a few laughs :)
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That is your dumbest post yet.
If the blind salamander is a recently discovered species, then how do you know if it ever had eyes in the first place? If ‘evolution’ deemed it unecessary for it to have eyes, why hasnt it deemed it unecessary for it to have eye sockets?
How documented is this discovery and what other comparisons are there? What time frame are you talking here?
You fail as per usual, but then again it just makes you average for a godless piece of filth.
leon, you’re wayyyyy out of your depth here. Use the google and do some research before you open your mouth again. Although given what comes out of it, your mouth is effectively an anus too.
Put a clean diaper on your mouth too.
Bad, stinky, shitty little leon, change your diapers already and wash your hands. You stinky, ignorant little pile of excrement.
The blind salamander was another test for you, and you failed again. You failed even to google about it and learn. The blind salamander is a recently discovered species that lives in an environment of total darkness. It has no need of eyes to survive, and so the energy expense of building eyes has been dispensed with. The precursor species had eyes. The vestigial eye sockets remain. You stupid, ignorant boy. Ask yourself again, why do blind salamanders have eye sockets? Fuck, you’re incredibly stupid.
You remain stupid, ignorant, shitty little leon. And you stink.
Small leon, you lose and your ignorance is showing rather painfully.
The blind salamander is a species that evolved from a species that had eyes, yet it has none. Blind salamanders live in darkness and evolved to no longer have eyes. Only the sockets remain. Just one piece of the overwhelming evidence for evolution. It’s no longer debatable.
A minor FYI: debate on this site ended years ago. Now, we just shit on stupid lowlife like you when you crawl in here. If you want a serious debate, head over to project-reason.org. But you are a bit young for that site and you’ll be shitty if you show up on that site unprepared. Study up first, and change your diapers too.
Poor poor shitty little leon.
You cant even explain what you supposedly believe because you have no understanding about what you spout off on. Yet you think it must be true because dawkins and google said so. You cannot even give a reasoned argument (or opinion for that matter) in favour of evolution and have to resort to chimping out because you donot know how to defend your opinions because they are built on lies and cannot be defended no matter what.
Small tiny puny leon, you lose and your ignorance is showing rather painfully.
The blind salamander is a species that evolved from a species that had eyes, yet it has none. Blind salamanders live in darkness and evolved to no longer have eyes. Only the sockets remain. Just one piece of the overwhelming evidence for evolution. It’s no longer debatable.
A minor FYI: debate on this site ended years ago. Now, we just shit on stupid lowlife like you when you crawl in here. If you want a serious debate, head over to project-reason.org. But you are a bit young for that site and you’ll be shitty if you show up on that site unprepared. Study up first, and change your diapers too.
Poor poor shitty little leon.
Now youve resorted to cut n pasting your (or whoever tells you what to type..) “answers.”
Again I ask when did this evolution happen and do you have proof that this type of salamander had eyes in the first place?
Small tiny puny shitty leon, you lose and your ignorance is showing rather painfully.
The blind salamander is a species that evolved from a species that had eyes, yet it has none. Blind salamanders live in darkness and evolved to no longer have eyes. Only the sockets remain. Just one piece of the overwhelming evidence for evolution. It’s no longer debatable. Use the google and do some diligence, you stupid little shitty stinky boy.
A minor FYI: debate on this site ended years ago. Now, we just shit on stupid lowlife like you when you crawl in here. If you want a serious debate, head over to project-reason.org. But you are a bit young for that site and you’ll be shitty if you show up on that site unprepared. Study up first, and change your diapers too.
Poor poor shitty stinky little leon.
You cant offer one thing to ‘prove’ this evolution can you?
You dont have a sample of the ‘pre-blind’ salamander or any evidence whatsoever that such a creature ever existed.
More godless lies.
Small tiny puny shitty leon, you lose and your ignorance is showing rather painfully again.
The blind salamander is a species that evolved from a species that had eyes, yet it has none. Blind salamanders live in darkness and evolved to no longer have eyes. Only the sockets remain. Just one piece of the overwhelming evidence for evolution. It’s no longer debatable. Use the google and do some diligence, you stupid little shitty stinky boy.
A minor FYI: debate on this site ended years ago. Now, we just shit on stupid lowlife like you when you crawl in here. If you want a serious debate, head over to project-reason.org. But you are a bit young for that site and you’ll be shitty if you show up on that site unprepared. Study up first, and change your diapers too.
Poor poor shitty stinky little leon.
Repeat yourself as many times as you want.
Still waiting for an answer…..(crickets)…
Small tiny puny shitty leon, you lose and your ignorance is showing rather painfully again.
The blind salamander is a species that evolved from a species that had eyes, yet it has none. Blind salamanders live in darkness and evolved to no longer have eyes. Only the sockets remain. Just one piece of the overwhelming evidence for evolution. It’s no longer debatable. Use the google and do some diligence, you stupid little shitty stinky boy.
A minor FYI: debate on this site ended years ago. Now, we just shit on stupid lowlife like you when you crawl in here. If you want a serious debate, head over to project-reason.org. But you are a bit young for that site and you’ll be shitty if you show up on that site unprepared. Study up first, and change your diapers too. Your mother has better things to do than wipe your ass again.
Poor poor shitty stinky little leon.
Youre still repeating
And I’m still waiting
A minor FYI: debate on this site ended years ago. Now, we just shit on stupid lowlife like you when you crawl in here. If you want a serious debate, head over to project-reason.org. But you are a bit young for that site and you’ll be shitty if you show up on that site unprepared. Study up first, and change your diapers too. Your mother has better things to do than wipe your ass again.
Now go do your science homework, little boy. You’ve fallen behind the other six year-olds.
Interesting post I have to say.. Simple but really informative and interesting.. Keep up the good work!
It’s 2011. Fuck your stupid jesus stories.
Life can’t come from the non-living. Rocks and sludge can’t gain an intelligence or a conscience through chance events. I think it is only fair to assume that something bigger must have triggered this thing off.
Deist, you’ve just made declarations without any proof. What support can you offer for your claims?
The basic building blocks of life have been produced in synthetic conditions from simple components in naturally occurring conditions, so your statements are pretty much relegated to the bullshit barn already. So, your post seems pretty stinky.
leon, we know that the salamander has eyesockets, but no eyes. The purpose of eyesockets is to provide a socket for an eye. It therefore ridiculous to assume that there was never an eye there. The salamanders live in complete darkness, and therefore do not need their eyes, and they have gradually disappeared. To answer you questions, the reason the eyesockets are still there is because evolution is slow, in a couple hundred years the eyesockets will most likely be gone. Oh, and it’s ‘Darwin’, not ‘Dawkins’. Just something to think about before you tell people they dont have any information.
A word of advice to the guy bad-mouthing Leon, when you suggested he use Google I suggest you take a look at a thesaurus to expand your vocabulary beyond ‘little’, ‘shitty’ and ‘diapers’…and generally about making references to him being a baby. Seeing as though you have been so literal about everything, let me mirror that and inform you that no baby has the intellect to even begin writing and understanding what Leon has.
Now, would everyone stop being so serious about the entire religious factor of this skit? It was never the intention. You are taking away from the pure genius that is Rowan Atkinson. This is purely for comedic purposes and not to take a stab at people. A wonderful act, don’t ever stop Rowan! Hilarious :)
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