Archive for March, 2008

Crazy Religious Nicaraguan Dog Mass?!?!?

MASAYA, Nicaragua (Reuters) – Hundreds of dogs, many dressed as babies or clowns, were taken to celebrate mass in this Nicaraguan town on Sunday, an annual ritual where the owners pray for their pets to be cured or avoid falling ill. A long queue of Catholics, carrying their pets or leading them on leashes, waited [...]

Virgin Mary Blinds 50 Followers

THIRUVANANTHAPURAM: At least 50 people in Kottayam district have reportedly lost their vision after gazing at the sun looking for an image of Virgin Mary. Though alarmed health authorities have installed a signboard to counter the rumor that a solar image of Virgin Mary appeared to the believers, curious onlookers, including foreign travelers, have been [...]

“Recycle Or Go To Hell” –Vatican

In yet another attempt to justify its existence and keep their followers in check, the Vatican has come up with a modern list of the seven deadly sins. For those of you in the dark… the original seven deadly sins are pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed, and sloth. Pope Gregory the Great penned these [...]

SNL–Apocalypto Recut (The Jews Are Coming!)

For those of you who haven’t seen this video (myself included) you’re in for a real treat. SNL did a great job on this “trailer” for Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto. Enjoy! Get the Flash Player to see this player.

Moses and Mary-Jane

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds gets a whole new meaning if the claims of Benny Shannon are true. He states that hallucinogenics and religion were bedfellows in the biblical times and the use of such herbal remedies might have caused the bushes to burst into flames and speak to Moses. Even the ten commandments [...]

Broccoli Is My Personal Jihad

It’s entertaining to poke fun at our religious freak friends. But now it’s time for a little positivity in the religious arena. This put a smile on my face and my hope is that it will do the same for you :) One Nation, an American Muslim community website, held a contest called One Nation, [...]

Speechless–Silencing The Christians

America’s Christians are under attack by Godless sodomites (that’s you and me if you didn’t know.) We (the Godless sodomites) are silencing Christians at an astounding rate in order to achieve our one true goal… pushing the gay agenda! How they uncovered our plans I have no idea! But we must stay strong and focus [...]

Tinkering Turks Modernize Hadith

Hadith for modern day and women teaching about Quran, that is what Turks are up to. The Department of Religious Affairs has gathered a team of troubleshooting theologians at Ankara University with a goal of dragging hadith to this century. They are trying to wipe away all the old cultural idiosyncrasies which were needed 1400 [...]